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badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
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Nerd, geek, dork, loser.

Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.

Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6

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badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Hey, can I come over and stare at you like this?
A close up photo of Freddie, my black cat sitting on a grey sofa, staring intensely directly at the camera. Ignore the white fur on top of his head, he had just finished harassing my other cat.
January 18, 2026 at 11:52 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
I warned you. I'm so sorry. Proof of life. And monochrome to boot.
A black and white selfie of me standing in front of a textured white wall. I'm a tanned white man with a close shaved head and medium length beard which is rapidly turning white.
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Heard you was talkin shit
A photo of a bright yellow metal water bottle sat on a red coaster on the arm of a grey sofa. A second grey sofa is visible in the background. Fidget, my white cat is sat on the second sofa, peering around the bottle starting directly at the camera.
January 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Me watching my cats sleep 18-20 hours per day:
A photo of a white man with light brown hair and a fairly impressive tan wearing a suit and tie. He is sat in a TV studio of some kind with his head slightly bowed and his eyes closed tight. The subtitles displayed on screen say "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
January 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Hahaha, this is good right guys? Guys??
Screenshot from my fitness watch app showing I got no deep sleep at all last night.
January 7, 2026 at 12:37 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
The wolf moon says "Hey, what's up girl? Ever been with a super moon before?"
A photo of the wolf full moon taken tonight which shows a really good amount of detail on the surface.
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
I don't know how you missed that! Here's my favourite picture of the two of them together, from that time they put out an 80s synth pop album.
A photo of both my cats sat on a dark grey sofa with a bookcase in the background. Freddie, a black cat is sat with only his front half in frame on the right of picture, facing left and looking at something out of shot. Fidget, a white cat is behind him, facing the opposite direction, but looking at the camera. Half of his face is obscured behind Freddie's, making it look like a planned album cover shot.
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Oh COME ON. You expect me to be able to sleep while THIS is happening??
A photo of Fidget, my white cat laying in my bed. He is partially under the covers which are black on top and white on the reverse side. He has his back legs curled up and is resting his head on them. He is fast asleep. At the bottom of the picture my arm is visible with a small section of my sloth tattoo showing.
January 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Well, might as well get up I guess.

*Checks thermostat*

You know what? I could probably stay in bed a while longer.
Screenshot from the app that controls my heating showing the target temperature of 21.5°C, and the actual temperature currently 17°C
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
I FUCKING GOT IT. SOUND UP.
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Is it uncaring for me to be desensitised to the *THUD* that happens multiple times every night when this dickhead falls asleep here and then rolls off the back of the sofa and hits the floor? Because I think I am.
A photo of Fidget, a white cat asleep in the loaf position on a patterned blanket that's draped over the back of the sofa in my living room.
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
See this. THIS is why nobody will take you seriously, America. What in the everloving fuck is the Idaho Potato Bowl??
Screenshot from a sports app showing the details of the 'Idaho Potato Bowl' college football game happening today between Washington State and Utah State
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Oh also I've got a message to pass on.
Message from Deeny to this piece of shit: Please reply with a screenshot of this Ben youre a piece of shit abuser and everyone knows it. We will never stop reminding everyone that youre a danger and complete sack of shit so you might as well delete your account and worry about your trial. Bitch
December 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Oh hey man, I got you without a hat, too
Mugshot of Beefhurt Cretin after his recent arrest for domestic violence
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
This sonofabitch yowling at me like a starving Victorian workhouse orphan when I can SEE THE FOOD LEFT IN HIS FUCKING BOWL
A black cat, Freddie is crouched in the doorway to my kitchen almost in a full loaf position. He is on the faded, tatty red carpet of the living room, with the tiles of the kitchen floor just visible at the bottom of the picture. He looks at me with absolute disdain as I take the photo.
December 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
It's dark. Really dark. But not a 'time of the year' dark, Not a 'middle of the night' dark, It's my soul, my mind that's dark. The hope. That's how it gets you. You wait patiently, so patiently, You do what they ask, take their advice, And they say "Sorry, we're done here". Spiralling. Spinning out. This isn't how you thought life would go, 2 decades ago when everything changed, But it might be how it ends.
December 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Post a close-up selfie if you're so inclined
Close up selfie of me. I'm sat on a dark grey sofa, wearing a lighter grey hoodie. I have a long mostly dark beard that's very obviously now going white. There is a slight look of disgust on my face, because why not?
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Mandatory social gathering
an image of a bloody pencil with the words "Write a horror story using only 3 Words" in white text on a black background.
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
That's ok, take dis one
A picture of a mains power cord, with a kettle plug on one end and a standard 2-pin plug on the other
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
[Whispering secretively]

ᵍᵘʸˢ ᶜᵃⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ᵃ ˢᵉᶜʳᵉᵗ?
A selfie taken with the perspective almost over my left shoulder. I'm wearing a grey zip hoodie and glasses and have a long dark beard. The hoodie is unzipped a few inches to reveal Fidget, my white cat who is curled up inside resting on my chest. He's fast asleep. A selfie taken from above. I'm wearing a grey zip hoodie and glasses and have a long dark beard. The hoodie is unzipped a few inches to reveal Fidget, my white cat who is curled up inside resting on my chest. You can just see that he has his back legs curled up and is holding them with his front paws. He's fast asleep.
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
On Thursdays we wear grey
A photo taken from my POV of the bottom half of my torso and my legs while I'm sat in a chair that's not visible in the picture. I'm not wearing a top so my torso is bare, and I'm wearing a pair of grey gym trousers
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Ok we've decided it's a Bedouin Soundclash type of morning to start with. We'll see where the day takes us from here.
The cover art of the album Mass by Bedouin Soundclash. It has a pink background with the title in large white letters at the top, in a style to look like it has been drawn with a paintbrush. The bottom half of the image consists of the faces of the two permanent band members, also stylised to appear painted. On the left is Jay, a white man looking out towards us, and on the right is Eon, a black man who is turned side on, and looking up towards the top right corner of the image
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 AM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
The "you guys are getting paid?" meme from a film I don't know, but it's captioned "you guys are getting rehab?"
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Yo back up now and give a brother room
The fuse is lit and I'm about to go boom!
Mercy mercy, mercy me
My life is a cage but on stage I'm free
The pope in white garb speaks into a microphone in front of men in dark suits
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Proof of life or whatever. See my last post for context. Peace out.
A selfie of me wearing a grey zipped up hoodie with the hood up but crumpled around my neck making it look a mess. I'm wearing glasses, and have my head resting on one hand. I look absolutely defeated by life, because I am.
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM