Kara
@kgz3.bsky.social
Some days I play with artifacts, other days I muck out the sheep barn. I’m a lucky gal.
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Tell your cat I said *sound of a can opening*, they’ll know what it means.
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Tell your cat I said *sound of a can opening*, they’ll know what it means.
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The fact that Guns N' Roses never made a Christmas album called "Welcome to the Jingle" makes me absolutely furious.
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The fact that Guns N' Roses never made a Christmas album called "Welcome to the Jingle" makes me absolutely furious.
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
When having a conversation with someone who has anxiety, every pause is an awkward pause. And, for that matter, every sentence feels preposterously awkward to them as well.
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
When having a conversation with someone who has anxiety, every pause is an awkward pause. And, for that matter, every sentence feels preposterously awkward to them as well.
Remember everyone: The world is your bivalve!
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Remember everyone: The world is your bivalve!
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Over my dead body will I let those fuckers Pepe Franklin.
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Over my dead body will I let those fuckers Pepe Franklin.
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Somewhere in a Roman brickyard, around 1800 years ago, a fresh tile was drying ahead of firing - until a dog trotted straight across it.
Centuries later, the tile has made it into a museum: not because of an emperor, but thanks to one dog who accidentally walked his way into history.🧵1/2
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Centuries later, the tile has made it into a museum: not because of an emperor, but thanks to one dog who accidentally walked his way into history.🧵1/2
📷me
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Somewhere in a Roman brickyard, around 1800 years ago, a fresh tile was drying ahead of firing - until a dog trotted straight across it.
Centuries later, the tile has made it into a museum: not because of an emperor, but thanks to one dog who accidentally walked his way into history.🧵1/2
📷me
Centuries later, the tile has made it into a museum: not because of an emperor, but thanks to one dog who accidentally walked his way into history.🧵1/2
📷me
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My soulmate is probably an armadillo.
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 AM
My soulmate is probably an armadillo.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Nearly left the path to follow a jackrabbit down to the arroyo today, like some sort of southwestern Alice in Wonderland.
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Nearly left the path to follow a jackrabbit down to the arroyo today, like some sort of southwestern Alice in Wonderland.
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Autistically ghosts myself
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Autistically ghosts myself
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I don't do Advent calendars but I do have a thing where you open a little door and there's pills.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I don't do Advent calendars but I do have a thing where you open a little door and there's pills.
I don’t know who needs to hear this**, but we do NOT stick our face in lit candles.
**I do know. It’s my cat.
**I do know. It’s my cat.
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this**, but we do NOT stick our face in lit candles.
**I do know. It’s my cat.
**I do know. It’s my cat.
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collecting logs is inexpensive fun for the whole family
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
collecting logs is inexpensive fun for the whole family
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The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
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Nobody said you had to wear pants to do dishes.
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Nobody said you had to wear pants to do dishes.
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Oh, you’ll know it if I’m flirting with you.
I won’t, but you will
I won’t, but you will
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Oh, you’ll know it if I’m flirting with you.
I won’t, but you will
I won’t, but you will
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Licking their bits, dancing with a feather, and cuddling an egg: some very curious curatorial decisions have been made with these #taxidermy stoats in Birmingham #Museums stores. 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Licking their bits, dancing with a feather, and cuddling an egg: some very curious curatorial decisions have been made with these #taxidermy stoats in Birmingham #Museums stores. 🤔
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Them: any plans for Christmas?
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Them: any plans for Christmas?
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
Seems pretty clear that the time travelers have forsaken us.
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Seems pretty clear that the time travelers have forsaken us.
My cat got so mad that I closed the door to take a bath in peace —He played a 10 minute drum solo on the door then ripped off his collar and threw it against the door in a fit of rage.
So, I guess my Thanksgiving wasn’t completely drama free.
So, I guess my Thanksgiving wasn’t completely drama free.
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My cat got so mad that I closed the door to take a bath in peace —He played a 10 minute drum solo on the door then ripped off his collar and threw it against the door in a fit of rage.
So, I guess my Thanksgiving wasn’t completely drama free.
So, I guess my Thanksgiving wasn’t completely drama free.
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Youth pastor (after sitting down on a chair turned backwards): I know you kids like these modern pop songs by Sabrina but you know who else was a Carpenter?
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Youth pastor (after sitting down on a chair turned backwards): I know you kids like these modern pop songs by Sabrina but you know who else was a Carpenter?
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.