Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
Idiot
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I'm not even sure I can eat anymore faces, I'm pretty full of face actually
-Leopards right now
-Leopards right now
Too much sociopolitical commentary from the kinda people that need the instructions on the handwash bottle
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Too much sociopolitical commentary from the kinda people that need the instructions on the handwash bottle
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the only ai I need in anything is in aioli
January 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
the only ai I need in anything is in aioli
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*adds helpful housekeeping tips to all your selfies
January 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
*adds helpful housekeeping tips to all your selfies
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This is a powerful image
October 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is a powerful image
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Wake up babe, the horrors continue to persist
January 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Wake up babe, the horrors continue to persist
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Jonathan Ross, the man who murdered Renee Good.
Let us never forget his name so that he will never be able to forget what he did.
He thought himself a hero, and don't the names of heroes deserve to be remembered?
Let us never forget his name so that he will never be able to forget what he did.
He thought himself a hero, and don't the names of heroes deserve to be remembered?
January 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Jonathan Ross, the man who murdered Renee Good.
Let us never forget his name so that he will never be able to forget what he did.
He thought himself a hero, and don't the names of heroes deserve to be remembered?
Let us never forget his name so that he will never be able to forget what he did.
He thought himself a hero, and don't the names of heroes deserve to be remembered?
I am, again, rooting for the meteor
Bets are flooding into Polymarket on which country Trump could attack next
Bets are flooding into Polymarket on which country Trump could attack next
Bets are flooding into Polymarket on which country Trump could attack next
www.independent.co.uk
January 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I am, again, rooting for the meteor
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Just saw clickbait that said, “what you need to know about Hilary Duff’s 4 kids” and y’all? Nothing. There’s nothing I need to know about Hilary Duff’s 4 kids.
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Just saw clickbait that said, “what you need to know about Hilary Duff’s 4 kids” and y’all? Nothing. There’s nothing I need to know about Hilary Duff’s 4 kids.
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if you can’t leave x bc of your job, a place where ai is actively taking the clothes off of children, what exactly is your job and how does being on x reflect positively on it
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
if you can’t leave x bc of your job, a place where ai is actively taking the clothes off of children, what exactly is your job and how does being on x reflect positively on it
I can't continue to work in these conditions*
*Being told the software rollout meeting is mandatory attendance
*Being told the software rollout meeting is mandatory attendance
January 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I can't continue to work in these conditions*
*Being told the software rollout meeting is mandatory attendance
*Being told the software rollout meeting is mandatory attendance
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is it go there, it’s go there isn’t it
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
is it go there, it’s go there isn’t it
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Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
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Asking my doctor if he can prescribe a drug to stop everything in the entire world from turning to absolute shit
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Asking my doctor if he can prescribe a drug to stop everything in the entire world from turning to absolute shit
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a drug that makes me feel the way i feel when i’m with you (cheese)
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
a drug that makes me feel the way i feel when i’m with you (cheese)
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one mood away from getting a tattoo that says eyebrows on my forehead
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
one mood away from getting a tattoo that says eyebrows on my forehead
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Realizing that more people in the world see me as just some guy than as an adorable lovebug
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Realizing that more people in the world see me as just some guy than as an adorable lovebug
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*eating buttered toast* my day won’t get any better than this
November 20, 2024 at 12:40 PM
*eating buttered toast* my day won’t get any better than this
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i don’t believe it’s legal to ask me to answer emails when our govt is criming
January 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
i don’t believe it’s legal to ask me to answer emails when our govt is criming
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my son asked for a charcuterie board instead of a cake for his birthday and I’m pretty sure I’m the only parent to ever be asked that
January 7, 2026 at 12:40 PM
my son asked for a charcuterie board instead of a cake for his birthday and I’m pretty sure I’m the only parent to ever be asked that
Keeping my circle small, because I don't really have the girth for much else
January 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Keeping my circle small, because I don't really have the girth for much else
You're in her DMs, I'm chained in her brother-in-law's tower, after being partially reanimated by fell science and dark magicks
January 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
You're in her DMs, I'm chained in her brother-in-law's tower, after being partially reanimated by fell science and dark magicks
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Cashier: Did you find everything?
Me: What, are you a philosopher?
Cashier (tear rolling down cheek): Yes
Me: What, are you a philosopher?
Cashier (tear rolling down cheek): Yes
January 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Cashier: Did you find everything?
Me: What, are you a philosopher?
Cashier (tear rolling down cheek): Yes
Me: What, are you a philosopher?
Cashier (tear rolling down cheek): Yes
Many neurotypical people seem to think that being neurodivergent implies incredible abilities in math and science, when it mostly means that if I don't get to take a shower at the correct temperature and with the correct soap that my skin feels incorrect
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Many neurotypical people seem to think that being neurodivergent implies incredible abilities in math and science, when it mostly means that if I don't get to take a shower at the correct temperature and with the correct soap that my skin feels incorrect
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someone properly used the word zeitgeist and ngl it made me kinda hot
December 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
someone properly used the word zeitgeist and ngl it made me kinda hot
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again