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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻

@ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social

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No one you know [This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · May 9

I'm telling ya, this dog is a strange little man

Shaggy little black dog standing on his hind legs at the bottom of a staircase, with his front paws on a gate blocking the stairs

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 5h

So is a hoodie a sweatshirt with a hood? Does it matter if the sweatshirt is cotton or fleece? Or has a zipper or not?

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 2d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 6h

Those asschumps can gargle nargles.

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Huffy the Kevin Slayer 🎃 🇨🇦 @kevyslates.bsky.social · 6h

💔

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 14h

I could probably amaze you with the things I don’t know . . . and definitely terrify you with the things I do know.

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Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 6h

@blerrycat1.bsky.social 😂😂

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2d

So much to do, so little intention of doing any of it . . . going to take a nap soon.

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 6h

Ah, okay. I stand corrected!

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Professor SweetPants @ygrene.bsky.social · 6h

patiently using the little saw from the aluminum foil box to cut down a few trees and bushes in my yard

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 7h

Started saying mucho to my Spanish friends. It means a lot to them

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Professor SweetPants @ygrene.bsky.social · 13h

good morning only to people who aren't actively ruining other people's lives

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Stanley Moon @theholysinner.bsky.social · 6h

La de da, la de da. (Sob)

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 6h

Eggs
Milk
Shredded cheese
Tp
Yogurt

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 6h

I think you still have yogurt. Maybe check again?

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 6h

I think Bismuth's bath needs to be shared again

A light grey cat in a towel is looking verrrrrrrrrrrrrry disgruntled

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 6h

😍 Same back atcha 😘

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 6h

Fuck that shit, you are a Shining Star no matter who you are, shining bright to see what you could truly be (what you could truly be).

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 13h

somebody call adult rock and tell him to come get his dumbass kid.

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 6h

I sometimes text myself to send reminders of stuff I need to do. Never occurred to me to use bluesky for this. Genius!

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 6h

Hard to pale in comparison to me, but I get your drift... and agree in principle

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · Jul 19

I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 6h

They must have a lot of money to have it at such a fancy place with formally dressed wait staff and an event planner. It really does look gorgeous, though.

What city is this in?

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 6h

I’m watching how everyone mourns Diane Keaton. Be respectful or I’m calling your jobs.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 22h

Some days, I hope the people who make political statements below obvious jokes suffer explosive diarrhea after every shower.

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 6h

Awwwww!