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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 45m

I mean, at least she's demonstrably easy on the eyes. Not that he's offensively bad-looking, just very very "whitebread fuckboi shopping for jeans at Aeorpostale"

Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 48m

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Ortolan
Koyaanisqatsi
Somewhere Over the Rainbow remake by Israel K with the ukulele

ChefBoo-so🎃🥧👻 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 1h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Liver
Benjamin Buttons
Let’s Hear It For The Boy

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 2h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Eggs
The English Patient*
We Built This City

*this despite Colin Firth, whom I've lusted after for 30 years

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 1h

It's so obviously preying on his mind - I love it! But frankly I'm surprised he's even enough of a believer to believe in the existence of heaven.
Seems to be eating away at him more than a bit, anyway.

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 1h

Missed opportunity; they should save them & strap them to those Qatari F15s in Idaho

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 1h

It's not just beautiful, it fits PERFECTLY

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

My friend Sascha is a professional musician and he's lost a viola bow on the way to Heathrow. Please signal boost to help him get it back.

Lost viola bow on the way from Honor Oak Station to Heathrow Terminal 2. The bow slid from its bow case somewhere along the way, possibly on the train. TFL contacted already.
It weighs 68.2 grams and has got a stamped DODD next to the frog. If any info on this, please pm me.

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 1h

Never met a Klee I didn't like

Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 7h

Singer of the Comic Opera by Paul Klee, 1923
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137940

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York
Estate of Karl Nierendorf, By purchase

© 2016 Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York / VG Bild-Kunst, Bonn

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 2h

Need a little bit of spooky-inspiration? This will certainly get you in the mood. It's footage of a Halloween parade ("Monster Walk") at a theme park in Bottrop, Germany, & some of the costumes are SO GOOD. I especially like the goth drill major 🖤
(he's not the thumbnail)

youtu.be/iGd-wWJkMvQ?...

Monster Walk at Halloween Horror Festival - Movie Park Germany - 2025

YouTube video by Ride View

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 4h

I find picky eaters often warm to all sorts of whorish umami scents & flavors (fish sauce, f'riinstance) as long as you don't reveal the, er, ingredients to them

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 4h

It was one of those magical days at the thrift store. Coming in under $100 US for a small rolling cabinet, a computer monitor, 8 new tops including this cool cropped ruffled Anthropologie number with moths on. Also this terra cotta dish which on closer inspection turned out to be a BANANA BAKER!!

Moth print button up ruffled crop from Anthropologie.
In their marketing it's billed as butterflies, and yes, they are colorful, but from their body types and antennae you can clearly tell they are meant to be moths.

My thrifted never-used terra cotta banana baker. It came with a recipe inside; basically sprinkling a banana with brown sugar, cinnamon & sliced almonds & baking it low & slow in its little curved chamber here.

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 5h

Omg that would be SO awesome...and there's just enough time for a sharp group of inflatables and others to rehearse the choreo

a group of cartoon characters are dancing on a sidewalk in front of a house

ALT: a group of cartoon characters are dancing on a sidewalk in front of a house

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 5h

Someone oughta mash up those two songs

Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 5h

a very interesting anime girl with white hair and green hair is sitting in a room .

Alt: a very interesting anime girl with white hair and green hair is sitting in a room .

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In heaven, everything is fine ✏️ @ejschuster.bsky.social · Jul 28

Akaname 🐌

a drawing of a pudgy little slug guy with a mop of greasy black hair

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 7h

Female public masturbation is fairly rare these days, but if it were to occur, it'd probably be in Crafts. All those feathers and whatnot.

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 11h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"We're out of leatherleaf."

general BOOsician @generalmusician.bsky.social · 12h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

UAT postponed (unplanned outage)

Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 12h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

There is no date.

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 19h

2nd song: slightly better songwriting by whomever. He's sort of playing the guitar, but mostly as a prop. I believe he has a tattoo of the masks of comedy/tragedy on his hairless chest.

He's the Dollar Tree Country Pop Jamiroquai.

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 19h

Never heard of Role Model before SNL tonight.
He's not hot, or a good singer. The song kinda sucks, too.
Three thumbs down.

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 21h

*rubs hands together*

calling @buntybrown.bsky.social

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 22h

AND you're out of ranch

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 1d

I seem to remember him being less than enthusiastic. The party was at a bowling alley, where of course, no Minecraft is available

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❌👑 Michael B @broderick-m.bsky.social · 2d

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 1d

Normally FB Memories shows me something I'd rather forget, but today it showed me my at-the-time boss' kid's birthday spread I did 11 yrs ago. Kid's in college now - I wonder if he remembers it?

Minecraft themed birthday catering spread, with cupcakes in the form of a diamond pickaxe, and bowls of side snacks representing other items from the game, like gold-wrapped chocolates for gold bars, Twizzlers as dynamite, Swedish Fish, and mini bottles of sprite rebranded as Creepers

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 1d

I served mashed potatoes and gravy in your dent while you were taking a nap

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Marauding Lycanthrope @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 1d

CATURDAY

youtube.com/shorts/m1Qis...

The cat save the elderly woman from grizzly bear. #foryou #funny #subscribe #fypシ #wildanimals

YouTube video by marlon napoles

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