Marauding Lycanthrope
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planetcupcake.bsky.social
I managed to miss that one - thank GOD! As a diabetic I know a little about unreachable itching, but in your ear? no thanks

Also only had one hot flash. One amazing hot flash; I think I had to pull over because I was driving. I remember thinking "women go through this multiple times?!!!"
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wormbuxx.bsky.social
Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob
planetcupcake.bsky.social
They are always SO nonchalant about you actually receiving the meds they told you to take!
planetcupcake.bsky.social
Scoot over, I'm also embarrassing myself on this hill
planetcupcake.bsky.social
STYLISTS HATE THIS ONE WEIRD HACK
His name is Stephen Miller
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annijyn.com
yes i am crying!

(by plumesofficiel)
planetcupcake.bsky.social
We have 2 Kaiju-named cats; Behemoth Marie & Scylla Mae. In the past we've had King Caesar, Mothra, and Jet Jaguar.

Godzuki looks pretty comfy in that sunbeam
planetcupcake.bsky.social
Yeah, the competition to have a suit that'll stand out amongst the other frozen corpses is STIFF!

I will wear an oversized houndstooth-pattern snowsuit, in electric magenta & neon orange (just in case)
planetcupcake.bsky.social
I've had an air cast on most of this year. Laundry is the hardest! (behind child-rearing, i'd guess)
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planetcupcake.bsky.social
and I'm gonna save your skeets in a lotion-infused facial tissue box, because nobody ever wants those (which fuck up your glasses) so they'll be safe from molestation inside there. I'll probably have to throw away most of the tissues to make room for 'em, but no big loss, amirite?
planetcupcake.bsky.social
It sounds absolutely soul-warming

I might feel a jambalaya coming on this week; I keep seeing sausages everywhere
planetcupcake.bsky.social
It sounds just perfect. It's still too hot here to suffer turning on the oven. Soon, though.
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gregk.co.uk
Here is a South Philippine Dwarf Kingfisher
A photograph of a South Philippine Dwarf Kingfisher resting on a tree branch. It has a purplish-pink head with white speckles, a long orange beak, a pearly orange chest and brown wings, with a white tuft toward the back of its collar. It is small and beautiful.
planetcupcake.bsky.social
God, this POV made my lips purse up into embouchure. I'm jealous. Get it, Petti!
planetcupcake.bsky.social
2 Downton 2 Abbey
How Victorian Do You Want It?
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sansculottid.es
Today is Quintidi the 15th of Vendémiaire in the year 234.
Vendémiaire is the month of vintage.
Today we celebrate donkeys.#JacobinDay

More information on donkeys
An old time-y illustration of a Donkeys.
planetcupcake.bsky.social
You can imagine my confusion when I saw that furry neck - the shirt didn't help either!
planetcupcake.bsky.social
I'm sure it must appear as though I wasn't paying careful attention to your posts, but I actually had wondered before why you said Jasper's name pretty regularly, but never posted the name of your other kid!
planetcupcake.bsky.social
I'm not particularly into it either, but it's kind of amazing how certain personality types seem to clump birthdates near one another
planetcupcake.bsky.social
the questions:

1) Got any nuts?
2) Got any nuts?
3) How about now?
planetcupcake.bsky.social
GASP two Geminis should never marry!
planetcupcake.bsky.social
I'm not just being snarky or doing a bit - I genuinely have thought that Jasper was one of your (human) kids' names or nicknames...all this time
planetcupcake.bsky.social
Look, as Geminis, we get it. We don't like us much, either.
😂
planetcupcake.bsky.social
I just recently had to switch entire orthopedic practices & I regret it took me so long to get a second opinion