Low Quality Facts
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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
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Do you love the holidays? Do you also love having small plastic objects thrown at your torso?
If you said yes and yes, then boy oh boy do I have the perfect thing for you. Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Reindeer Ring Toss Christmas Sweater.
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If you said yes and yes, then boy oh boy do I have the perfect thing for you. Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Reindeer Ring Toss Christmas Sweater.
collabs.shop/a55csh
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Do you love the holidays? Do you also love having small plastic objects thrown at your torso?
If you said yes and yes, then boy oh boy do I have the perfect thing for you. Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Reindeer Ring Toss Christmas Sweater.
collabs.shop/a55csh
If you said yes and yes, then boy oh boy do I have the perfect thing for you. Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Reindeer Ring Toss Christmas Sweater.
collabs.shop/a55csh
Oh George, you dirty dog.
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Oh George, you dirty dog.
That's so scary.
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That's so scary.
I know a lot of you want ICE to be abolished. But realistically, that isn't going to happen. So I think we should focus on positive reforms that would actually make a difference. For example, maybe we should remove the requirement that all ICE agents need to have a micropenis.
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I know a lot of you want ICE to be abolished. But realistically, that isn't going to happen. So I think we should focus on positive reforms that would actually make a difference. For example, maybe we should remove the requirement that all ICE agents need to have a micropenis.
It is white elephant/secret Santa season. That means some of you are looking for presents you'd never want, but would greatly enjoy seeing others use. So today's Low Quality Ad is for this Pankakke Coffee Mug. You're welcome.
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December 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It is white elephant/secret Santa season. That means some of you are looking for presents you'd never want, but would greatly enjoy seeing others use. So today's Low Quality Ad is for this Pankakke Coffee Mug. You're welcome.
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That explains a lot.
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
That explains a lot.
I guess I should change mine.
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I guess I should change mine.
I love when someone with a blue checkmark likes one of my posts and I click their name hoping it might be someone famous and their bio is like "the number 3 fish oil salesman in Boise, Idaho".
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I love when someone with a blue checkmark likes one of my posts and I click their name hoping it might be someone famous and their bio is like "the number 3 fish oil salesman in Boise, Idaho".
I hope they helped.
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I hope they helped.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this poster of a rhino giving birth to Jim Carrey. If you've been struggling to figure out what to get someone for Christmas, this is it. This is what they want. This is what we all want.
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December 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this poster of a rhino giving birth to Jim Carrey. If you've been struggling to figure out what to get someone for Christmas, this is it. This is what they want. This is what we all want.
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We made a comic about love at first sight.
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We made a comic about love at first sight.
Trump receiving the FIFA Peace Prize, proudly smiling as they explain that the trophy is made from the severed hands of migrant laborers who died constructing the World Cup stadium in Qatar, encased in gold.
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Trump receiving the FIFA Peace Prize, proudly smiling as they explain that the trophy is made from the severed hands of migrant laborers who died constructing the World Cup stadium in Qatar, encased in gold.
Nature is crazy.
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Nature is crazy.
That makes sense.
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
That makes sense.
Did you know that wizard is a combination of the words wise and lizard? Historically, all wizards were lizards. Tolkien, a notorious lizard hater, ruined that when he created Gandalf. Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Lizard Wizard pin. May your scaly origins never be forgotten.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Did you know that wizard is a combination of the words wise and lizard? Historically, all wizards were lizards. Tolkien, a notorious lizard hater, ruined that when he created Gandalf. Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Lizard Wizard pin. May your scaly origins never be forgotten.
collabs.shop/3d1br2
collabs.shop/3d1br2
The dude that gets paid 6 figures to change HBO to HBO Max to HBO every year is currently sitting at his desk scribbling and crossing out words like "NeHtfliBxO" and "Maxflicks".
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The dude that gets paid 6 figures to change HBO to HBO Max to HBO every year is currently sitting at his desk scribbling and crossing out words like "NeHtfliBxO" and "Maxflicks".
Landlords are the worst.
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Landlords are the worst.
Classic Ross.
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Classic Ross.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Inucorn Sticker. This rare mythical creature is a cross between a shiba inu and a unicorn. It is 100% not a derpy dog wearing a party hat. Anyone who suggests differently will be blocked, reported, and shot out of a cannon.
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December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Inucorn Sticker. This rare mythical creature is a cross between a shiba inu and a unicorn. It is 100% not a derpy dog wearing a party hat. Anyone who suggests differently will be blocked, reported, and shot out of a cannon.
collabs.shop/n37dfa
collabs.shop/n37dfa
That's confusing, no wonder people keep getting lost there.
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
That's confusing, no wonder people keep getting lost there.
Bad Cocaine PSA: Your cocaine could have fentanyl in it.
Effective Cocaine PSA: If you snort too much coke you might think it's okay to insult Paul Dano, causing the entire internet to post about how much they fucking hate you right now.
Effective Cocaine PSA: If you snort too much coke you might think it's okay to insult Paul Dano, causing the entire internet to post about how much they fucking hate you right now.
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Bad Cocaine PSA: Your cocaine could have fentanyl in it.
Effective Cocaine PSA: If you snort too much coke you might think it's okay to insult Paul Dano, causing the entire internet to post about how much they fucking hate you right now.
Effective Cocaine PSA: If you snort too much coke you might think it's okay to insult Paul Dano, causing the entire internet to post about how much they fucking hate you right now.