Octopus/Caveman
@octopuscaveman.bsky.social
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octopuscaveman.bsky.social
When a cop pats you down, they aren’t necessarily looking for diarrhea, but if you have any on you, they’re gonna find it, and they’ll never believe you were holding it for a friend.
octopuscaveman.bsky.social
I totally get it. I think we need a dozen nuclear plants and also a reduction in use
octopuscaveman.bsky.social
Well thanks but Stu made some good points about the environmental impact of this stuff. I don’t think he was out of line but I also don’t think I was out of line as the dumb guy playing with a free toy
octopuscaveman.bsky.social
I just think there was a friendlier way to say what you said without being so blunt. It felt as if you approached me as if I was the enemy rather than a guy having fun making a silly video with a free app.
octopuscaveman.bsky.social
And don’t get me wrong, I’m not upset or angry in any way. It’s quite the opposite. I think you made good points but I would suggest you soften your approach because even I, who agree with you on a lot of that, was sort of angered by your tone.
octopuscaveman.bsky.social
I don’t know you and I try to be kind but this being your first interaction with me does not make me want to engage with you even though I think you’re probably right. It’s just sort of a shitty way to put it and I think with more tact you could do more good.
octopuscaveman.bsky.social
What is going on? I’m not using prompts here. Grok just thinks there should be a weird guy with a pumpkin there
octopuscaveman.bsky.social
What’s this guy’s deal 😂😂😂
octopuscaveman.bsky.social
I was trying to use Grok to make a silly dancing video from this picture of me but it cuts to this weird guy and I can’t stop laughing
octopuscaveman.bsky.social
American Cartoon: It’s about a cat that tries to catch a mouse

Japanese Cartoon: it’s about a high school boy who turns into a giant robot when he gets horny and he protects his school from the devil
octopuscaveman.bsky.social
The downside is everyone will think you’re carrying a sack of crap around
octopuscaveman.bsky.social
Someone should make a purse that says “diarrhea” on it so nobody will steal your stuff because they’ll think there’s just diarrhea in there
octopuscaveman.bsky.social
At the airport and a girl with Down syndrome came up to me, pointed to a pigeon and said “that bird likes you” and I didn’t know what to say so I just said “that’s awesome” and then she walked away.
octopuscaveman.bsky.social
The Ron Perlman Hellboys would be such a great band name
octopuscaveman.bsky.social
There’s no more exhilarating feeling than risking a painting you like, absolutely ruining it and then turning it into something you absolutely love.