DC Pierson
@dcpierson.bsky.social
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Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even. Dcpierson at gmail dot com Www.dcpierson.com/newsletter
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You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
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The Way We Were: “Joe Rogan Of The Left” Edition
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Was watching old episodes of American Gladiators and found perhaps the greatest guy of all time
Picture of a contestant from American Gladiators in the early 90’s, with a wild auburn mullet and a mustache, with the text “Purple Roundy, Phoenix AZ” superimposed on top, because that’s his name for real. Purple Roundy.
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I have that LP and I need to remember that and play it more often

World-historical power couple!
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Songs Of Quiet Triumph, vol. 2
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The lesson: always rule
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vaulted over a concrete barrier on a date and sprained my ankle so badly the bruise reached my knee. that date ended up marrying me.
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Middle schoolers will walk a mile out of their way if it means getting to casually vault over a railing
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GUY READING HIS 2ND BOOK AFTER ONLY EVER HAVING READ “THE TIPPING POINT”: this Gatsby fellow is something of a superconnector
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I did a commentary. It’s Long Silences And Half-Remembered UCB Memories ASMR
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The GLTS doc is being released on Blu-ray by @kinolorber.com. You can pre-order it now. It has a record-breaking 55 audio commentaries and over 100 hours of bonus features. Please make this worth the last year of my life putting this insanity together.

Get it here: Imgeorgelucas.com
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Baseball was invented by Abner Doubleday, who named it after his lover, Henrietta Baseball
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This post is Dav Pilkey coded
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I did gym in summer school so i could do marching band. So, yes
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Topical is when I say it is
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Your English teacher and your gym teacher have been fused into an ungodly homunculus by your science teacher
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Oh wow just googled, THANK you
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God never gives you more than you can handle, unless it would be funny
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Oh No: I Went For A Walk And It Worked
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Really had to hunt this one down /cc @dcpierson.bsky.social

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"Of course, my favorite Mario Kart racer was Dry Bowser. I found his name and aesthetic incredibly appealing, as I'm sure anyone would."
11:51 AM • Dec 26, 2017

(Over a photo of serial killer Ed Kemper, as portrayed in the Netflix series Mindhunter)
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Putting a peanut-butter-covered knife in the dishwasher knowing there’s no way it will get clean
Adam sandler’s character in uncut gems howard rather - sunglasses earrings beard saying “this is how i win”
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And would you believe they never sent me any Snackaroons!!
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TONY MONTANA (holding a Cracker Barrel):
Headline reading SAY HELLO TO THE NEW CRACKER BARREL

with an image of a Cracker Barrel sign ?
(Brown text on a yellow bg)
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God I wish! I remember what a huge deal it was when Paul’s Da Burger Joint was on the cover of the Fader

(Also i love this place)
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“The bodega has Lafufu,” I say, confusing the time traveler.
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There have been better tweets and funnier tweets and smarter tweets, but I think this may be my favorite tweet.
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I sent youse two to whack that freakin' guy and instead youse screwed it up like a couple of

Over a photo of a product called 

GOJI MACA SNAKAROONS


12:47 PM • Aug 18, 2018 • Twitter Web Client