DC Pierson
@dcpierson.bsky.social
Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even.
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DC Pierson
@dcpierson.bsky.social
· Nov 7
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
No pharmacy section name goes harder than “Pain & Sleep”
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
No pharmacy section name goes harder than “Pain & Sleep”
“There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found.” - Tom Waits
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found.” - Tom Waits
Toniiiiiiiight
NYC:
Tomorrow night (Sunday) I am doing the 3x3 improv cagematch with @glotavarez.bsky.social (THE CHAIR COMPANY) and @winstonnoel.bsky.social (MISSION TO ZYXX) at UCB
Come, and I mean this, thruuuuuu: ucbcomedy.com/show/3x3-tou...
Tomorrow night (Sunday) I am doing the 3x3 improv cagematch with @glotavarez.bsky.social (THE CHAIR COMPANY) and @winstonnoel.bsky.social (MISSION TO ZYXX) at UCB
Come, and I mean this, thruuuuuu: ucbcomedy.com/show/3x3-tou...
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Toniiiiiiiight
NYC:
Tomorrow night (Sunday) I am doing the 3x3 improv cagematch with @glotavarez.bsky.social (THE CHAIR COMPANY) and @winstonnoel.bsky.social (MISSION TO ZYXX) at UCB
Come, and I mean this, thruuuuuu: ucbcomedy.com/show/3x3-tou...
Tomorrow night (Sunday) I am doing the 3x3 improv cagematch with @glotavarez.bsky.social (THE CHAIR COMPANY) and @winstonnoel.bsky.social (MISSION TO ZYXX) at UCB
Come, and I mean this, thruuuuuu: ucbcomedy.com/show/3x3-tou...
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
NYC:
Tomorrow night (Sunday) I am doing the 3x3 improv cagematch with @glotavarez.bsky.social (THE CHAIR COMPANY) and @winstonnoel.bsky.social (MISSION TO ZYXX) at UCB
Come, and I mean this, thruuuuuu: ucbcomedy.com/show/3x3-tou...
Tomorrow night (Sunday) I am doing the 3x3 improv cagematch with @glotavarez.bsky.social (THE CHAIR COMPANY) and @winstonnoel.bsky.social (MISSION TO ZYXX) at UCB
Come, and I mean this, thruuuuuu: ucbcomedy.com/show/3x3-tou...
Every “this 90s video game soundtrack did NOT have to go this hard” video essay fails to note President Clinton’s pledge that by the end of the decade, America would create a video game soundtrack that “goes extremely hard”
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Every “this 90s video game soundtrack did NOT have to go this hard” video essay fails to note President Clinton’s pledge that by the end of the decade, America would create a video game soundtrack that “goes extremely hard”
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Though I seem catatonic, I am even now engaged in forbidden thought experiments such as “what if the Dropkick Murphys were from New Mexico”
June 3, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Though I seem catatonic, I am even now engaged in forbidden thought experiments such as “what if the Dropkick Murphys were from New Mexico”
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Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live
February 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live
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If there’s one thing sportscasters love, it’s to actually have spoken with this player yesterday
January 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If there’s one thing sportscasters love, it’s to actually have spoken with this player yesterday
Bach, you have to stop. Your clavier is too well-tempered. Your concertos too Brandenburg. They’ll kill you
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Bach, you have to stop. Your clavier is too well-tempered. Your concertos too Brandenburg. They’ll kill you
Have to post this here before it reaches the end of its useful life
Fall Playlist: For Seasonal Use Only
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November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Have to post this here before it reaches the end of its useful life
If you’re a politician who needs an alias for checking into hotels with your mistress, you could do a lot worse than
October 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If you’re a politician who needs an alias for checking into hotels with your mistress, you could do a lot worse than
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Was watching old episodes of American Gladiators and found perhaps the greatest guy of all time
August 13, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Was watching old episodes of American Gladiators and found perhaps the greatest guy of all time
Songs Of Quiet Triumph, vol. 2
September 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Songs Of Quiet Triumph, vol. 2
The lesson: always rule
vaulted over a concrete barrier on a date and sprained my ankle so badly the bruise reached my knee. that date ended up marrying me.
September 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The lesson: always rule
Middle schoolers will walk a mile out of their way if it means getting to casually vault over a railing
September 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Middle schoolers will walk a mile out of their way if it means getting to casually vault over a railing
GUY READING HIS 2ND BOOK AFTER ONLY EVER HAVING READ “THE TIPPING POINT”: this Gatsby fellow is something of a superconnector
September 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
GUY READING HIS 2ND BOOK AFTER ONLY EVER HAVING READ “THE TIPPING POINT”: this Gatsby fellow is something of a superconnector
I did a commentary. It’s Long Silences And Half-Remembered UCB Memories ASMR
The GLTS doc is being released on Blu-ray by @kinolorber.com. You can pre-order it now. It has a record-breaking 55 audio commentaries and over 100 hours of bonus features. Please make this worth the last year of my life putting this insanity together.
Get it here: Imgeorgelucas.com
Get it here: Imgeorgelucas.com
September 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I did a commentary. It’s Long Silences And Half-Remembered UCB Memories ASMR
Baseball was invented by Abner Doubleday, who named it after his lover, Henrietta Baseball
September 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Baseball was invented by Abner Doubleday, who named it after his lover, Henrietta Baseball
Your English teacher and your gym teacher have been fused into an ungodly homunculus by your science teacher
September 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Your English teacher and your gym teacher have been fused into an ungodly homunculus by your science teacher
God never gives you more than you can handle, unless it would be funny
August 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
God never gives you more than you can handle, unless it would be funny
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August 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
THE CITY @thecity.nyc couldn’t take potato chip cash but they need YOURS. Small newsroom: big stories. If you care about local news contribute here:
Oh No: I Went For A Walk And It Worked
August 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Oh No: I Went For A Walk And It Worked
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Really had to hunt this one down /cc @dcpierson.bsky.social
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
August 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Really had to hunt this one down /cc @dcpierson.bsky.social
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about