Patrick Cotnoir
@patrickcotnoir.bsky.social
Producer / Booker: Hey, That's Me! A Commentary Podcast, Exactly Right, ASSSSCAT, The George Lucas Talk Show, Star Wars LIve Reads. Upcoming: Unlimited Squirrels
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The GLTS doc is being released on Blu-ray by @kinolorber.com. You can pre-order it now. It has a record-breaking 55 audio commentaries and over 100 hours of bonus features. Please make this worth the last year of my life putting this insanity together.
Get it here: Imgeorgelucas.com
Get it here: Imgeorgelucas.com
HEY! HEY! YOU CAN'T PARK THERE!
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
HEY! HEY! YOU CAN'T PARK THERE!
had some audio issues during a SONG at our GLTS chicago show where a mic went in and out. I have a video from rehearsal and im trying to match them to make them sound similar and it is HARD.
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
had some audio issues during a SONG at our GLTS chicago show where a mic went in and out. I have a video from rehearsal and im trying to match them to make them sound similar and it is HARD.
It’s a Holiday Weekend, which means it’s the perfect time to catch up on the Star Wars live reads! Here’s a clip from the Return of the Jedi reading with Jack Quaid as Han, @richsommer.pizza as Luke, Jon Cryer as 3P0 and Eric Edelstein as Chewie.
Watch em all at swliveread.com for free!!
Watch em all at swliveread.com for free!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s a Holiday Weekend, which means it’s the perfect time to catch up on the Star Wars live reads! Here’s a clip from the Return of the Jedi reading with Jack Quaid as Han, @richsommer.pizza as Luke, Jon Cryer as 3P0 and Eric Edelstein as Chewie.
Watch em all at swliveread.com for free!!
Watch em all at swliveread.com for free!!
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I would like to know what the fuck happened in Butler, Pennsylvania without having to wait for a substack drop DC media needs to go.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I would like to know what the fuck happened in Butler, Pennsylvania without having to wait for a substack drop DC media needs to go.
I've been saying this for years.
There should be an SNL ENDGAME kind of thing with The Coneheads, Pat, The Ladies Man, Wayne and Garth, Elwood Blues, etc.
they should make another coneheads movie
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I've been saying this for years.
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The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.
they should make another coneheads movie
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
they should make another coneheads movie
I really want @mjmckean.bsky.social to come on the George Lucas talk show sometime!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I really want @mjmckean.bsky.social to come on the George Lucas talk show sometime!!!!!!
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Brett Ratner, Alan Dershowitz, and Benjamin Netanyahu together in one picture... iconic
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Brett Ratner, Alan Dershowitz, and Benjamin Netanyahu together in one picture... iconic
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recession ass sex scandal ugly people doing ugly things, brain worms aren't sexy! being a harbinger and enactor of child death is not sexy! being a miasma theory acolyte in 2025 is not sexy!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
recession ass sex scandal ugly people doing ugly things, brain worms aren't sexy! being a harbinger and enactor of child death is not sexy! being a miasma theory acolyte in 2025 is not sexy!!!
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You should! I left them an entire full length commentary! for realsies!
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You should! I left them an entire full length commentary! for realsies!
if you bought the GLTS documentary, mind leaving a review on amazon? those things help!
www.amazon.com/Im-George-Lu...
www.amazon.com/Im-George-Lu...
I'm "George Lucas": A Connor Ratliff Story
For ten years, comedian Connor Ratliff (creator of podcast series Dead Eyes) has performed as filmmaker George Lucas in his cult comedy act The George Lucas Talk Show. Co-hosted by actor Griffin Newman (The Tick) and featuring A-list guests booked by producer Patrick Cotnoir (including Saturday Night Live’s Heidi Gardner and Severance’s Zach Cherry), the show allows Connor to both exalt and poke fun at the vast world of Lucas, including Star Wars. However, Connor begins to question if the show should continue due to its ongoing stress with little financial and career gain. I’m “George Lucas”: A Connor Ratliff Story explores the mysteries of Connor’s inner self in this portrait of an artist, and his own feelings on his history, value, and legacy are revealed.This two-disc Special Edition of the documentary is the ultimate gift for George Lucas Talk Show fans! It replaces Ratliff with a disturbingly smooth CGI model*, includes a record-breaking* 30 Audio Commentaries from the cast, the crew and former guests like Rich Sommer (Mad Men), legendary comic book writer Brian Michael Bendis, and much more. Plus there are oodles of Deleted and Extended Scenes, Q&As, and chaotic clips from the live shows! Maclunkey!*may not be trueSpecial Features:DISC 1:Audio Commentaries By:1. Star Connor Ratliff2. Director/Producer Ryan Jacobi3. Producer Annamaria Sofillas4. Co-star/Co-Producer and George Lucas Talk Show Producer Patrick Cotnoir5. Editor/Co-Producer Rob Malone6. Director Of Photography and Producer Marsh Chamberlain7. Ryan Jacobi, Marsh Chamberlain, Annamaria Sofillas, and Patrick Cotnoir8. Rob Malone and Patrick Cotnoir with Griffin Newman, Keith Haskel, Dru Johnston, Matt Porter, Bethany Hall, and Annamaria Sofillas9. Executive Producers Rod Bogart (Former ILM Software Developer) and Benny Benedetto with Patrick Cotnoir10. Composer Joe Imburgio11. Executive Producer Bobby Moynihan (Saturday Night Live), Connor Ratliff, and Patrick Cotnoir12. The Stepfathers – Connor’s Improv Team And Co-stars Shannon O’Neill, Sebastian Conelli and Alex Dickson13. Co-Star Patrick Willems14. Livestream Producer Dave Szarejko, Live Show Cinematographer Keith Haskel15. Former Guest Chris Gethard (The Chris Gethard Show)16. Former Guest Rich Sommer (Mad Men) with Patrick Cotnoir17. Former Guest Will Hines18. Former Guest Brian Jay Jones (Author of George Lucas: A Life) 19. Former Guest Brian Michael Bendis (Comic Book Writer)20. Former Guest Josh Gondelman (Stand-up Comedian)21. Former Guest Travis McElroy (My Brother, My Brother And Me)22. Former Guests Craig Shemin (President of The Jim Henson Legacy) and Stephanie D’Abruzzo (Tony-nominated Actress, Sesame Street, Avenue Q)23. Former Guests Karen Han (Culture Writer) and Brian David Gilbert (Dropout)24. Former Guest Jackie Michele Johnson (Natch Beaut Podcast)25. Former Guest DC Pierson (Derrick Comedy)26. Former Guest Shalyah Evans (Girl Code)27. Former Guest Becky Drysdale (Key And Peele)28. “Star Wars Explained” Podcast with Alex And Mollie Damon29. “Blast Points” Podcast with Former Guest Jason Gibner and Gabe Bott30. “Star Wars Minute” Podcast with Pete The Retailer and Alex RobinsonDeleted And Extended Scenes1. “How Connor Inspired Me”2. “Griffin Taking Over For Shaun”3. “Playing With Toys”4. “The Prom Show”5. Extended – Missouri Shakespeare In The Park6. George’s 5th Anniversary Show Intro7. Connor, Griffin, And Patrick Discussing Star Wars8. Fall 2019 Show At The Intrepid Museum9. October 2021 Pre-show10. OuttakesDISC 2:Extended Interviews With1. Connor Ratliff2. Griffin Newman3. Patrick Cotnoir4. Bill And Gretta Ratliff5. Bobby Moynihan6. Shaun Diston7. Zach Cherry8. Alex Song-xiaAlamo Drafthouse IntroductionAlamo Drafthouse Q&A With Comedian Paul Scheer2019 Star Wars Day Full Show With John Hodgman, Marina Cockenberg, Ethan Slater And Julie CohenPlus a booklet with a message from the director and digital access to hours of additional bonus features we couldn't fit on the discs!
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November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
if you bought the GLTS documentary, mind leaving a review on amazon? those things help!
www.amazon.com/Im-George-Lu...
www.amazon.com/Im-George-Lu...
about to crack off another thousand followers on ig....who want to help me get there?
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November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
about to crack off another thousand followers on ig....who want to help me get there?
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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happy birthday @markfrost.bsky.social thank u for twin peaks 🫶🏻
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
happy birthday @markfrost.bsky.social thank u for twin peaks 🫶🏻
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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"The Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever Made" which is still RIGHT THERE in the Henson Archives and is clever and hilarious.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"The Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever Made" which is still RIGHT THERE in the Henson Archives and is clever and hilarious.
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It’s the 40th anniversary of Ewoks The Battle for Endor & we’re celebrating by inviting over some of our favorite people, @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social from The George Lucas Talk Show & the wonderful @staxrebo.bsky.social talking all about this wonderful dark chapter in the Ewok saga! Links ⬇️
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It’s the 40th anniversary of Ewoks The Battle for Endor & we’re celebrating by inviting over some of our favorite people, @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social from The George Lucas Talk Show & the wonderful @staxrebo.bsky.social talking all about this wonderful dark chapter in the Ewok saga! Links ⬇️
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TUESDAY! Look for an all new episode as we celebrate 40 years of EWOKS THE BATTLE FOR ENDOR with @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social and @staxrebo.bsky.social ! It’s all about death, ducks and Wicket’s secret love child. Listen anywhere podcasts are on Tuesday!
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
TUESDAY! Look for an all new episode as we celebrate 40 years of EWOKS THE BATTLE FOR ENDOR with @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social and @staxrebo.bsky.social ! It’s all about death, ducks and Wicket’s secret love child. Listen anywhere podcasts are on Tuesday!
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And if they'd do it, I would drive from KY to Chicago every week for their show @connorratliff.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @coltcabana.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
And if they'd do it, I would drive from KY to Chicago every week for their show @connorratliff.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @coltcabana.bsky.social
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had the BEST time at GLTS !!!!!!!
Thank you @connorratliff.bsky.social , Griffin and @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social for staying after so long with everyone too!!!!!!!!
Thank you @connorratliff.bsky.social , Griffin and @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social for staying after so long with everyone too!!!!!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 AM
had the BEST time at GLTS !!!!!!!
Thank you @connorratliff.bsky.social , Griffin and @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social for staying after so long with everyone too!!!!!!!!
Thank you @connorratliff.bsky.social , Griffin and @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social for staying after so long with everyone too!!!!!!!!
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Oh Pluribus is kind of about the existential horror of Gen AI distilling human experience and art into broad emotionless slop huh
Incredible
Incredible
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh Pluribus is kind of about the existential horror of Gen AI distilling human experience and art into broad emotionless slop huh
Incredible
Incredible
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Santa wouldnt need help from the fucking paw patrol hes a living god
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Santa wouldnt need help from the fucking paw patrol hes a living god
I dont think I'd ever seen this sketch. it's really funny and technically very impressive for snl. sound and camera cues get fucked up so easily and they pull it off here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_9D...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_9D...
Snap Decision - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I dont think I'd ever seen this sketch. it's really funny and technically very impressive for snl. sound and camera cues get fucked up so easily and they pull it off here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_9D...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_9D...