Norm Wilner
@normwilner.bsky.social
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Consultant! Writer! Host! SEMcast, SHINY THINGS, ex-Secret Movie Clubber. I can probably help you with your movie. He/him. https://linktr.ee/normwilner
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My first thought is Carpenter's THE THING (no sex, stylized violence, genuinely creepy) but he's probably a little too young. So how about THE FOG, which is atmospheric and deliberate but also has ghosts with swords jumping out at people?
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The judge: it is hereby ordered that you are in fact, not like us
uebey.bsky.social
NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
normwilner.bsky.social
I mean, just tell him he won the Nobel Peace Prize. He'll clearly believe anything at this point.
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Trump: "I also did a cognitive exam. Which is always very risky because if I didn't do well, you'd be the first to be blaring it and I had a perfect score. And one of the doctors said he's almost never seen a perfect score. I had a perfect score. That made me well good ... not the easiest test."
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samadams.bsky.social
Sorry with her baby in her what now
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RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
normwilner.bsky.social
Will 2025 leave us NOTHING
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BREAKING: The SIFF Egyptian, the historic and beloved Capitol Hill movie theater, will not be reopening. After decades of bringing movie magic to Seattle audiences, the space will now permanently conclude operations under SIFF 📽️

My story for @seattletimes.com: www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
A person walks in front of the exterior of the building that was formerly the home for the SIFF Cinema Egyptian which will now be closing on a beautiful day in Seattle. Photo by Erika Schultz / The Seattle Times
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davidjroth.bsky.social
The "somebody showed me a TikTok" era of American government is going pretty much exactly how you'd expect.
atrupar.com
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
normwilner.bsky.social
Oof, that would take so much work to upscale. I think it was produced in SD!
normwilner.bsky.social
Watch him stumble every time he glances at his talking points. He never used to struggle like this, the lies flowed so much more easily.
atrupar.com
Trump: "We're gonna be reducing the cost of medicines by 100%, 200%, 300%, 500% and even more than that."
normwilner.bsky.social
He can't learn! It's an adorable quirk!
normwilner.bsky.social
New SHINY THINGS just dropped! Come revisit the original NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET cycle with me ... and see if you remember anything about AEON FLUX. (And why not subscribe to the newsletter while you're there? It's fun!)
Hello, Children
In which Norm reaches into the depths of Warner's NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET mega-set, and also revisits Paramount's AEON FLUX in 4K.
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normwilner.bsky.social
I can see the appeal of focusing on the career professionals, absolutely -- most of ZERO DARK THIRTY takes place during the George W. Bush era, after all -- but I find it a stretch to imagine a reality where the President isn't just competent and engaged but physically robust.
normwilner.bsky.social
... yeah, I was wondering about that part
normwilner.bsky.social
This is a guy who would chew his own leg off and then develop a taste for it
normwilner.bsky.social
I'm curious to see whether he'll blame Netanyahu, since Bibi just broke the big, beautiful ceasefire that was supposed to clinch it.
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Never forget the time Rush's Geddy Lee posted a selfie with this mug
Geddy Lee looking into the camera and holding a mug that says FUCK OFF UNTIL I GET COFFEE
normwilner.bsky.social
Don't get too excited, he's talking about *Chuck Schumer*.
atrupar.com
Scalise: "When a good day for you is defined by how much suffering you can impose on other people, maybe you need to look in the mirror and check yourself at the door and wonder what it is you're up here trying to accomplish."
normwilner.bsky.social
Go Other Birds, is that a thing we do
normwilner.bsky.social
Christ, yes.
sarahweinman.com
Also repost this if a fact-checker had saved you from yourself. Both have happened to me, many times, which is the true and proper way of being an author and a journalist.
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repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
normwilner.bsky.social
It just feels like a McSweeney's piece to me. It's so well-structured to escalate the bit!
normwilner.bsky.social
That's why I'm convinced this has to be fake! The poster doesn't even seem to know who Alex Winter is, how could they possibly be a Reeves fan.
normwilner.bsky.social
There is NO way this is real. But it's very, very funny.
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TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
normwilner.bsky.social
I'm sorry. It's so unfair.