Marsha Lynch
@planetcupcake.bsky.social
Cupcake Mercenary
Can parallel park on either side of the street, your choice
Can parallel park on either side of the street, your choice
I had a $45 Pappy on the rox once. It was delicious. It did not transport me to another realm.
I was also first in line to get a $20 Pappy 75 Jell-O shot in our city. I was interviewed on the news and such (a friend owned the bar so I had good advance notice). It was OK!
I was also first in line to get a $20 Pappy 75 Jell-O shot in our city. I was interviewed on the news and such (a friend owned the bar so I had good advance notice). It was OK!
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I had a $45 Pappy on the rox once. It was delicious. It did not transport me to another realm.
I was also first in line to get a $20 Pappy 75 Jell-O shot in our city. I was interviewed on the news and such (a friend owned the bar so I had good advance notice). It was OK!
I was also first in line to get a $20 Pappy 75 Jell-O shot in our city. I was interviewed on the news and such (a friend owned the bar so I had good advance notice). It was OK!
I do particularly love the look of those little log-shaped jobbies.
Lady fingers, I reckon.
Lady fingers, I reckon.
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I do particularly love the look of those little log-shaped jobbies.
Lady fingers, I reckon.
Lady fingers, I reckon.
If you examine them too closely, you see all the cracks & stuff. You have to dry them SO much to take pigment and handle them SO much to do all that fiddly detail work
February 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
If you examine them too closely, you see all the cracks & stuff. You have to dry them SO much to take pigment and handle them SO much to do all that fiddly detail work
My autocorrect now offers "skeet" as the first option after "sky" and I couldn't be more proud, honestly
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
My autocorrect now offers "skeet" as the first option after "sky" and I couldn't be more proud, honestly
In the before times there was a boxed cereal called "Triples". It looked exactly like R Krispies but it was 3 different colors because the "grains" were purportedly made from rice, wheat & corn.
These made the best Krispie treats, but were discontinued.
truly, the beginning of my villain arc
These made the best Krispie treats, but were discontinued.
truly, the beginning of my villain arc
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
In the before times there was a boxed cereal called "Triples". It looked exactly like R Krispies but it was 3 different colors because the "grains" were purportedly made from rice, wheat & corn.
These made the best Krispie treats, but were discontinued.
truly, the beginning of my villain arc
These made the best Krispie treats, but were discontinued.
truly, the beginning of my villain arc
The classic forms are wooden. They have started making them out of other stuff now
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The classic forms are wooden. They have started making them out of other stuff now
That's not royal icing, it's just food coloring mixed with vodka, hand-painted on a bas-relief cookie! Place I used to work taught classes every Christmas. The molds are collectable, lots of people use them as decor. It wasn't me teaching the classes - we had to import someone from out of town
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
That's not royal icing, it's just food coloring mixed with vodka, hand-painted on a bas-relief cookie! Place I used to work taught classes every Christmas. The molds are collectable, lots of people use them as decor. It wasn't me teaching the classes - we had to import someone from out of town
and speculoos sounds way to much like speculum
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
and speculoos sounds way to much like speculum
For me it is those wretched licorice-flavored springerles. The molds are so seductively elaborate but the cookie itself is hell on wheels. Imagine, if you will, a slightly sweetened beaten biscuit flavored with anise oil. Yeeeeeee-uck.
Some of the painted ones are real works of art, really
Some of the painted ones are real works of art, really
February 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
For me it is those wretched licorice-flavored springerles. The molds are so seductively elaborate but the cookie itself is hell on wheels. Imagine, if you will, a slightly sweetened beaten biscuit flavored with anise oil. Yeeeeeee-uck.
Some of the painted ones are real works of art, really
Some of the painted ones are real works of art, really
I dunno. I'm a sucker for impossible Docs. These are my feet
February 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I dunno. I'm a sucker for impossible Docs. These are my feet
The inside surface of the heel is shiny!
January 31, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The inside surface of the heel is shiny!
With a long skirt, I think. and maaaaaybe a crinoline
January 31, 2026 at 11:53 PM
With a long skirt, I think. and maaaaaybe a crinoline
We talked about this the other day.
I was a delivery driver so that helps, but honestly my skill was cemented early on because I FAILED my first driving test due to poor parallel parking. The instructor who tried to teach me yelled, a LOT. After I failed my dad taught me in a single afternoon.
I was a delivery driver so that helps, but honestly my skill was cemented early on because I FAILED my first driving test due to poor parallel parking. The instructor who tried to teach me yelled, a LOT. After I failed my dad taught me in a single afternoon.
January 31, 2026 at 12:43 AM
We talked about this the other day.
I was a delivery driver so that helps, but honestly my skill was cemented early on because I FAILED my first driving test due to poor parallel parking. The instructor who tried to teach me yelled, a LOT. After I failed my dad taught me in a single afternoon.
I was a delivery driver so that helps, but honestly my skill was cemented early on because I FAILED my first driving test due to poor parallel parking. The instructor who tried to teach me yelled, a LOT. After I failed my dad taught me in a single afternoon.
You & your freckles are wearing the shit out of that bathing suit
January 31, 2026 at 12:00 AM
You & your freckles are wearing the shit out of that bathing suit
The risk paid off! You look fab
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The risk paid off! You look fab
mini meatloaf or maxi meatball, player's choice
January 30, 2026 at 11:15 PM
mini meatloaf or maxi meatball, player's choice
is it corn chowder?
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
is it corn chowder?
tea all over the pages
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
tea all over the pages
I agree k.d. lang is extraordinary, but then again I never got to hear Kobe sing
January 30, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I agree k.d. lang is extraordinary, but then again I never got to hear Kobe sing