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korpisworld

@kwkorpi.bsky.social

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Out of my mind. Out of this world. korpisworld.com verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Jul 28

In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Jul 28

finding love the old fashioned way (at the mall food court)

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Mar 21

there's "terminally online" and then there's "terminally online (desktop)" and it is so much worse

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · Jul 27

i guess if i had one regret it'd be so much better than the real number

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · Jul 27

"You missed a spot"

(Scolding my brainwasher)

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14d

If I were you I’d go taunt a bison

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 11d

If we are making plans, I’ll need to know if cheese will be part of the plan

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Aug 31

I see you just posted something inspirational.

First time on the internet?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · Jul 23

corn dogs are just meat twinkies

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 1d

It's too funky out there for deodorant to be this expensive

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 4h

What’s wrong with people who actually reach out after you said “feel free to reach out if you need anything”?

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · Jul 29

People take time to comment “I don’t like your video” on strangers’ posts instead of licking a doorknob or just eating a chair.

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · Jul 26

Tomorrow you'll be older. So if you wanna do something stupid, now’s your time.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Jul 30

ME: my friends take me too literally

THERAPIST: what makes you say that

ME: my mouth

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · Jul 30

the girl with the buttered noodles tattoo

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · Jul 31

sorry I missed the entire beach vacation, I was putting on sunscreen

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · Jul 26

It's not Tai Chi.
I'm swatting away flying insects.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · Jul 26

My culinary skills include serving a grilled cheese with the burnt side down.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · Aug 4

My body is not a temple but a Burger King that is connected to a gas station.

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · Aug 7

How can I have overslept when I set my calculator for 6:00?

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · Jun 12

sorry I started beat boxing when you were telling me about your car accident

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · Aug 8

Tuxedo cats are amazing because they can selectively shed black or white hair depending on the garment they come into contact with.

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · Aug 6

on the bright side of the apocalypse, less awkward conversations

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · Aug 9

When I was a kid the wax lip around the Dixie cup was our nighttime treat

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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · Aug 12

why would they not keep pasta water right next to the pasta at the store i feel like i’ve checked everywhere

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