korpisworld
@kwkorpi.bsky.social
My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
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AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
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korpisworld
@kwkorpi.bsky.social
· Jun 4
[first day as a firefighter]
[fights fire with fire]
[gets fired]
[fights fire with fire]
[gets fired]
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if i was stripper my name would be miss erable
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
if i was stripper my name would be miss erable
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
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sorry about that, this is my first time being alive
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
sorry about that, this is my first time being alive
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a side quest can be whatever you want. ive chosen to eat a hamburger deep in the forest
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
a side quest can be whatever you want. ive chosen to eat a hamburger deep in the forest
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Happiness is a breakfast sandwich.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Happiness is a breakfast sandwich.
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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
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this is who i am now
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
this is who i am now
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
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*pointing at my reflection* i am a bad bitch not a sad bitch
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
*pointing at my reflection* i am a bad bitch not a sad bitch
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Before my modeling career took off, I used to be a roadie for the Chuck E. Cheese band.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Before my modeling career took off, I used to be a roadie for the Chuck E. Cheese band.
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I started a journal yesterday and just now remembered I have no life... I guess it's a recipe booked now
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I started a journal yesterday and just now remembered I have no life... I guess it's a recipe booked now
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The people of Dubai don’t watch the Flinstones
But the people of Abu Dhabi do
But the people of Abu Dhabi do
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The people of Dubai don’t watch the Flinstones
But the people of Abu Dhabi do
But the people of Abu Dhabi do
Waiter: Table for two?
Me: How’d you know about my imaginary friend?!
Waiter: Uh, I saw you talking to yourself…
Imaginary Friend: Yeah! I did, too! Better make that a table for three!
Me: How’d you know about my imaginary friend?!
Waiter: Uh, I saw you talking to yourself…
Imaginary Friend: Yeah! I did, too! Better make that a table for three!
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Waiter: Table for two?
Me: How’d you know about my imaginary friend?!
Waiter: Uh, I saw you talking to yourself…
Imaginary Friend: Yeah! I did, too! Better make that a table for three!
Me: How’d you know about my imaginary friend?!
Waiter: Uh, I saw you talking to yourself…
Imaginary Friend: Yeah! I did, too! Better make that a table for three!
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Turkey gravy Slip 'n Slide into a swimming pool full of mashed potatoes. If you're gonna swing, swing for the fences
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Turkey gravy Slip 'n Slide into a swimming pool full of mashed potatoes. If you're gonna swing, swing for the fences
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I said I want to burden you. Please respond.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I said I want to burden you. Please respond.
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*washes down blood pressure medication with a Red Bull*
April 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
*washes down blood pressure medication with a Red Bull*
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why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
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Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
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YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
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shifting out of first gear is downright easy
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
shifting out of first gear is downright easy
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Still punk, I murmur after I gasp aloud at the comfort of my new cozy pants.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Still punk, I murmur after I gasp aloud at the comfort of my new cozy pants.
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at my funeral, feel free to cut off one of my tattoos and take it home with you
February 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
at my funeral, feel free to cut off one of my tattoos and take it home with you
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ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
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follow my cooking channel to learn all my favorite dinner recipes such as “burnt grilled cheese”, “burnt frozen pizza”, and “scrambled eggs that stick to the pan”
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
follow my cooking channel to learn all my favorite dinner recipes such as “burnt grilled cheese”, “burnt frozen pizza”, and “scrambled eggs that stick to the pan”
Spotify is weird. You can type in non-sequitur nonsense like “Velvet Sneeze Parade,” and it will not only find a band, it will give you suggestions of other similar bands and a podcast about their reunion tour.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Spotify is weird. You can type in non-sequitur nonsense like “Velvet Sneeze Parade,” and it will not only find a band, it will give you suggestions of other similar bands and a podcast about their reunion tour.