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korpisworld

@kwkorpi.bsky.social

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Out of my mind. Out of this world. korpisworld.com verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 8h

People are at their most vulnerable when they're flying a kite... The perfect time to attack

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Jul 17

The best one star book review I've seen today

A one star review of pride and prejudice that says just a bunch of people going to each other's houses

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 8h

As a high school teacher, I often wonder as I labor relentlessly over grading students’ homeworks, quizzes, projects, and tests, “who’s the brainiac who assigned all this work anyway?”

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 7d

Everything I do is for the sake of enhancing my lore and making my obituary interesting

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 6d

Cats in Texas say meowdy

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 6d

Them: when are you going to stop being an asshole
Me: waffles

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 15h

Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 12h

I wonder if pirates who had to walk the plank got in trouble for running.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 7d

When I'm asked to name two people who've had the most impact on my life, I say without a doubt hashbrowns and gravy.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 15h

Calories don't count if they don't satisfy your craving.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 15h

Sorry I can’t come to your wedding. That’s the weekend I’ve scheduled to blow pet safe bubbles to my kitten.

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · May 7

I threw away a permanent marker the other day. Today it showed up on my desk again with the word "permanent" slightly bigger and underlined

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

head on over to brontosaurus, i set up an account and everything

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 1d

they say that exercise helps depression, but how did accidentally sharting on a treadmill help exactly

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

You’re not a piece of shit. You’re like, the entire shit.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

*powdered sugar poofing from my mouth* i don’t know who ate your donuts

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 2d

I'm happy to be alive but it's the worst thing that's ever happened to me

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · Mar 6

Trying my darnedest to manifest a little spontaneous combustion.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve never let an onion ring go to voicemail.

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 1d

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23h

the world is too desensitized we should be screaming our terror in harmony at this point

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 22h

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 22h

I wasn’t only friends with her bc of her snoopy snow cone maker, but it didn’t hurt.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

Just remember, you’re only one or two life decisions away from shopping for camper toilets on Amazon

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