CrazyMyra
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CrazyMyra
@outonthemoors.bsky.social
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In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
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I live downhill from the best salon in town and this is a hill I'm willing to dye on
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I live downhill from the best salon in town and this is a hill I'm willing to dye on
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
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Spotify is weird. You can type in non-sequitur nonsense like “Velvet Sneeze Parade,” and it will not only find a band, it will give you suggestions of other similar bands and a podcast about their reunion tour.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Spotify is weird. You can type in non-sequitur nonsense like “Velvet Sneeze Parade,” and it will not only find a band, it will give you suggestions of other similar bands and a podcast about their reunion tour.
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Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
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I miss the days before every government announcement was leaked in advance, and the budget was a big secret, and it was a lovely surprise when you found out exactly how they were going to fuck you over this time.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I miss the days before every government announcement was leaked in advance, and the budget was a big secret, and it was a lovely surprise when you found out exactly how they were going to fuck you over this time.
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make your kid’s birthday party a special one they’ll be talking about in therapy for years to come
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
make your kid’s birthday party a special one they’ll be talking about in therapy for years to come
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Love it when politics people say "we have to fight fire with fire"
Like, the colloquial phrase is "you CAN'T fight fire with fire," which makes a lot more sense, but you do you, honey
Like, the colloquial phrase is "you CAN'T fight fire with fire," which makes a lot more sense, but you do you, honey
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Love it when politics people say "we have to fight fire with fire"
Like, the colloquial phrase is "you CAN'T fight fire with fire," which makes a lot more sense, but you do you, honey
Like, the colloquial phrase is "you CAN'T fight fire with fire," which makes a lot more sense, but you do you, honey
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In English, someone who is being persistently annoying can be referred to as a “pain in the arse.” My favourite German equivalent is Nervensäge, which means “nerve saw”
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
In English, someone who is being persistently annoying can be referred to as a “pain in the arse.” My favourite German equivalent is Nervensäge, which means “nerve saw”
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“Science is about revealing objective truth” - every person who called into Coast to Coast AM
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“Science is about revealing objective truth” - every person who called into Coast to Coast AM
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Me, seeing my phone battery is at 69%: NICE
Also me, seeing my phone battery is at 69% but not being able to recall the last time someone touched me intimately: *sob* NICE
Also me, seeing my phone battery is at 69% but not being able to recall the last time someone touched me intimately: *sob* NICE
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Me, seeing my phone battery is at 69%: NICE
Also me, seeing my phone battery is at 69% but not being able to recall the last time someone touched me intimately: *sob* NICE
Also me, seeing my phone battery is at 69% but not being able to recall the last time someone touched me intimately: *sob* NICE
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Motherfucker took up a third of the bakery aisle scrolling his phone & completely blocking the powdered sugar while wearing busted sandals in 35° weather.
Someone’s instacart order is going to be jacked up to hell.
I’m so sorry.
Someone’s instacart order is going to be jacked up to hell.
I’m so sorry.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Motherfucker took up a third of the bakery aisle scrolling his phone & completely blocking the powdered sugar while wearing busted sandals in 35° weather.
Someone’s instacart order is going to be jacked up to hell.
I’m so sorry.
Someone’s instacart order is going to be jacked up to hell.
I’m so sorry.
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What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
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Ok, having 50 followers is kinda different from 3k. Who would’ve thought?
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Ok, having 50 followers is kinda different from 3k. Who would’ve thought?
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Taking a break over Thanksgiving. May your pies be perfect, may your spirits be flowing, and may Auntie Julie forget & leave behind her less-than-optimal idea of green bean casserole.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Taking a break over Thanksgiving. May your pies be perfect, may your spirits be flowing, and may Auntie Julie forget & leave behind her less-than-optimal idea of green bean casserole.
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no willow orbs in the shop is a missed opportunity
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
no willow orbs in the shop is a missed opportunity
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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EU court says same sex marriage should be recognised throughout bloc reut.rs/3XkDXHs
EU court says same sex marriage should be recognised throughout bloc
The EU's highest court ruled on Tuesday that same sex marriages must be respected throughout the bloc and rebuked Poland for refusing to recognise a marriage between two of its citizens that took place in Germany.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
EU court says same sex marriage should be recognised throughout bloc reut.rs/3XkDXHs
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South Africa's Transnet gets 300 million euro loan from French development agency reut.rs/4p4swQu
South Africa's Transnet gets 300 million euro loan from French development agency
France's development agency has agreed to give South African state-owned logistics group Transnet a 300 million euro ($345.78 million) loan for clean energy initiatives.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
South Africa's Transnet gets 300 million euro loan from French development agency reut.rs/4p4swQu
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What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab.
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab.
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people really need to read this link
in which the Chief Strategist and Portfolio Manager for Simplify Asset Management discovers how anachronistic & damaging “the poverty line” metric is in the USA— www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
people really need to read this link
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When I leave for work, I leave the ceiling fans on because I like to keep our ghosts comfortable.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
When I leave for work, I leave the ceiling fans on because I like to keep our ghosts comfortable.
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As if this Twilight Zone episode wasn’t horrifying enough Justin Trudeau had to go and date Katy Perry.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
As if this Twilight Zone episode wasn’t horrifying enough Justin Trudeau had to go and date Katy Perry.
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‘Everyone has a book inside them’.
They don’t. They really don’t.
They don’t. They really don’t.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
‘Everyone has a book inside them’.
They don’t. They really don’t.
They don’t. They really don’t.