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CrazyMyra
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In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
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It's late February, and we all know what that means: Time to prepare another round of excuses for why Alec Baldwin's next boorish, violent, homophobic or homicidal act is not such a big deal, because we like his politics!
February 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Dropping mediocre drivel into your feed with surgical precision.
February 17, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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Me: Back for more, huh? Well, we'll see about that, you fence-sitting, day-humping sonofabitch.

Wednesday:
February 17, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Ooh the year of the house. Same as last year.
February 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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i think what we’re seeing is a generation of wealthy people who believe they’re the ones who are going to cheat death and we all have to suffer while they drag us along on this fool’s errand
February 17, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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The word discard is too gentle of a word to use when we delete a draft. I propose a “this is total garbage” button, but wait, that might also be the post button.
February 15, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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I am so torn, Ramadan starts at sundown today, but Mardi Gras goes until midnight, I feel like the gods are fighting over my soul in that overlap of time. May debauchery win...
February 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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*walking down the road, meets and kills Jesus*

Sorry, dude— I thought you were the Buddha.
February 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
When the pop-ups tell the real story
February 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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it’s always disappointing when i think i’ve found a good picture to caption but it doesn’t bear fruit
February 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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I figure with enough microplastics and forever chemicals in my body, when I die I can simply be posed then moved directly into a shop window as a mannequin.
February 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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We forgot to bring a frying pan so have bought one today.
February 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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My phone has been on silent for 10 years.
February 17, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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I’m sorry, but if we hold everyone in the Epstein files accountable for their involvement and punish each one for their crimes to the fullest extent, we will begin to collapse a long-standing system that has only given power to elitist excrement and I don’t see a motherfucking problem with this
February 17, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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Wow.
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Dragon posting!
February 17, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Getting old is a bitch
February 17, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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Meditation turns to sleep and the sequel knows that the last thing you're going to do in a dream is meditate some more so what's next for zen. You are mindful in a theater, trying to feel pretty Zen 2 also
February 17, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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"self-induced trauma"? oh, you mean "paying attention to everything going on in the world"
February 17, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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My debut romance novel, HeartWorms, is about a dashing young man that falls in love with the parasitic worms burrowing through my chest. It is semi-autobiographical so there will likely not be a sequel.
February 17, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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The wealthy people detaching themselves from whatever because of their involvement in this mess are making moves to protect themselves & what they have. The fact they’re doing anything different shows that making noise about it works. It’ll take them about a month to figure out how to hide it all.
February 17, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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Two minutes in Copenhagen and I’m writing about ugly ducklings.
February 17, 2026 at 2:36 AM