CrazyMyra
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CrazyMyra
@outonthemoors.bsky.social
· Aug 5
In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
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Just sitting and visualising my route to the fridge.
February 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Just sitting and visualising my route to the fridge.
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23.31
I've got 29 minutes left to eat all the chocolate I can find before Lent
I've got 29 minutes left to eat all the chocolate I can find before Lent
February 17, 2026 at 11:31 PM
23.31
I've got 29 minutes left to eat all the chocolate I can find before Lent
I've got 29 minutes left to eat all the chocolate I can find before Lent
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Haven't left the house for a while. It's fine. I'm fine.
February 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Haven't left the house for a while. It's fine. I'm fine.
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Got kicked out of the gym today for setting off the smoke alarm while running in my corduroy shorts
February 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Got kicked out of the gym today for setting off the smoke alarm while running in my corduroy shorts
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if serial killers wanted to murder people without being punished, they should have just gone into politics
February 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
if serial killers wanted to murder people without being punished, they should have just gone into politics
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It's late February, and we all know what that means: Time to prepare another round of excuses for why Alec Baldwin's next boorish, violent, homophobic or homicidal act is not such a big deal, because we like his politics!
February 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
It's late February, and we all know what that means: Time to prepare another round of excuses for why Alec Baldwin's next boorish, violent, homophobic or homicidal act is not such a big deal, because we like his politics!
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Dropping mediocre drivel into your feed with surgical precision.
February 17, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Dropping mediocre drivel into your feed with surgical precision.
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Me: Back for more, huh? Well, we'll see about that, you fence-sitting, day-humping sonofabitch.
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
February 17, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Me: Back for more, huh? Well, we'll see about that, you fence-sitting, day-humping sonofabitch.
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
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Ooh the year of the house. Same as last year.
February 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Ooh the year of the house. Same as last year.
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i think what we’re seeing is a generation of wealthy people who believe they’re the ones who are going to cheat death and we all have to suffer while they drag us along on this fool’s errand
February 17, 2026 at 8:04 PM
i think what we’re seeing is a generation of wealthy people who believe they’re the ones who are going to cheat death and we all have to suffer while they drag us along on this fool’s errand
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The word discard is too gentle of a word to use when we delete a draft. I propose a “this is total garbage” button, but wait, that might also be the post button.
February 15, 2026 at 8:36 AM
The word discard is too gentle of a word to use when we delete a draft. I propose a “this is total garbage” button, but wait, that might also be the post button.
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I am so torn, Ramadan starts at sundown today, but Mardi Gras goes until midnight, I feel like the gods are fighting over my soul in that overlap of time. May debauchery win...
February 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I am so torn, Ramadan starts at sundown today, but Mardi Gras goes until midnight, I feel like the gods are fighting over my soul in that overlap of time. May debauchery win...
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*walking down the road, meets and kills Jesus*
Sorry, dude— I thought you were the Buddha.
Sorry, dude— I thought you were the Buddha.
February 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
*walking down the road, meets and kills Jesus*
Sorry, dude— I thought you were the Buddha.
Sorry, dude— I thought you were the Buddha.
When the pop-ups tell the real story
February 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
When the pop-ups tell the real story
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it’s always disappointing when i think i’ve found a good picture to caption but it doesn’t bear fruit
February 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
it’s always disappointing when i think i’ve found a good picture to caption but it doesn’t bear fruit
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I figure with enough microplastics and forever chemicals in my body, when I die I can simply be posed then moved directly into a shop window as a mannequin.
February 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I figure with enough microplastics and forever chemicals in my body, when I die I can simply be posed then moved directly into a shop window as a mannequin.
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We forgot to bring a frying pan so have bought one today.
February 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
We forgot to bring a frying pan so have bought one today.
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My phone has been on silent for 10 years.
February 17, 2026 at 6:42 PM
My phone has been on silent for 10 years.
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‘One of America’s greatest patriots’: US political leaders pay tribute to Jesse Jackson
‘One of America’s greatest patriots’: US political leaders pay tribute to Jesse Jackson
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Al Sharpton, Donald Trump and more react to death of the civil rights leader at the age of 84
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Jesse Jackson, civil rights leader, dies aged 84
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Jesse Jackson – a life in pictures
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Share your tributes and memories of Jesse Jackson
Three Democratic former presidents led a wealth of tributes on Tuesday to Jesse Jackson, a “titan” of the civil rights movement and “one of America’s greatest patriots” who has died at the age of 84.
The former US president Joe Biden said history would remember Jackson as “a man of God and of the people”, calling him in a post on X: “Determined and tenacious. Unafraid of the work to redeem the soul of our Nation.” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
‘One of America’s greatest patriots’: US political leaders pay tribute to Jesse Jackson
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I’m sorry, but if we hold everyone in the Epstein files accountable for their involvement and punish each one for their crimes to the fullest extent, we will begin to collapse a long-standing system that has only given power to elitist excrement and I don’t see a motherfucking problem with this
February 17, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I’m sorry, but if we hold everyone in the Epstein files accountable for their involvement and punish each one for their crimes to the fullest extent, we will begin to collapse a long-standing system that has only given power to elitist excrement and I don’t see a motherfucking problem with this
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Dragon posting!
February 17, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Dragon posting!
Getting old is a bitch
February 17, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Getting old is a bitch