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CrazyMyra
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In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
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I'm gonna start calling the looksmaxxers facists from now on. not a typo.
February 15, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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A work of fiction on your sleeve. An open heart, a brave face, a quiet confidence. A nonfiction sleeve comes along and is real in a better, one sleeved shirt. "The cut off of my own jib! Come back I liked you"
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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That had to go cos typo but just for the record I am twenty two, always have been and will continue to be.
February 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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I have ring doorbell cameras set up all over the inside of my apartment so the government can watch me all the time.
February 15, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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I watched a "curling" competition today. Hairstyles were eh.
February 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
My favourite current trend sees US TikTok users following their favs over to Douyin and Rednote.
This is like swapping Facebook for Twitter.
The lure for celebs is that sweet, sweet potential billion new followers. For Douyin, in particular, it's the joy of having your cake and eating it.
February 15, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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Wonka told Charlie the other children would be fine. But, come on, we're all adults. No one ever saw those kids or their parents again.
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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An insulated gravy boat would fix me; I just know it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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I love living on a cul-de-sac. It's so French. When I see Bobby on the other side of the cul-de-sac sitting on the edge of his front yard trampoline, cleaning his ears with his car keys, well, I feel like a citizen of the world.
December 28, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Some like it hot. We prefer the shade.
February 14, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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You know how you keep hurting the people you love? Stop that shit.
February 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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A week later and I'm still outraged about the halftime show. I didn't watch either version but I'm deeply offended by everyone and you all owe me underwear pics.
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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The best way to get the pedophiles out of your city is to pass a billionaires tax.
February 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
City of Love
February 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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The sound of amazon delivery drones snap me right back to the current dystopia we live in.
February 14, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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The old skeet delete going well.
February 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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I'm sorry but "turn of the century" will continue to mean Jan 1, 1900. This is non negotiable.

This old guy has spoken.
February 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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And a Happy Valentine's Day wish going out to my super special, makes my heart flutter Bluesky crush.

All 50 or 60 or so of you.
February 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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Two Word Film Review

Wuthering Shite
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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Detta är bland det vackraste jag vet.
February 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Oh well, at least my demons loves me.
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Me: Every year I'd buy a giant box of chocolates, but then I'd do something stupid and ruin the relationship right before Valentine's day.

Therapist: And why do you think that is?

Me: *sobbing* So I could keep the chocolate and eat it myself.

Therapist: *hands over tissue* We're making progress.
February 14, 2026 at 3:35 PM