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CrazyMyra
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In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
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Credit cards cancelled, Google accounts closed: ICC judges on life under Trump sanctions
Credit cards cancelled, Google accounts closed: ICC judges on life under Trump sanctions
Kimberly Prost and Luz del Carmen Ibáñez Carranza vow US reprisals will not affect work of international criminal court
www.theguardian.com
February 18, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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ME: *flawlessly performs Kate Bush's iconic dance from her Wuthering Heights video

COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test
February 18, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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Your nonsense inspires me.
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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This day in history. 1932. With the help of WWI flying ace Wop May the Royal Canadian Mounted Police tracked down and killed the Mad Trapper of Rat River. In his pockets were 2,000 dollars, fishhooks, nails, a dead bird, a dead squirrel, and Beecham's Pills now available in the large economy size.
February 17, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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This day in history. 1478. George, Duke of Clarence was executed for treason on orders of his brother King Edward IV, drowned, they say, in a butt of malmsey wine. It seems wasteful but his other brother tried to trade his kingdom for a horse. Anyway, what a crew.
February 18, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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I don't think #bodypositivity is as dead as she claims, but this article is great. If it's tl;dr for you, the tagline says it all.

Jameela Jamil - Ah shit! We let pedophiles decide our beauty standards.

open.substack.com/pub/jameelaj...
Ah shit! We let pedophiles decide our beauty standards.
Post the release of the harrowing Epstein files, and the powerful men in media and fashion, considered possible accomplices, it feels fair to say this with more gusto!
open.substack.com
February 18, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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I don’t know what stochastic means and I don’t want to guess.
February 18, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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Seriously though, all these people obsessed with sex, singing about it and living for it… haven’t they heard of food?
February 18, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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To Mum & Dad
Weather is bloody hot (about 90º). Had a good flight over. Beer is only about 75p a pint and it doesn't taste that bad either. Bye for now, see you soon, Rich. PS Steve's got the shits
February 18, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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And this is the inside!
February 18, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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Giving up all sense of proportion for lent.
February 18, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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[Olive Garden]

WAITER: and what would you like, sir

ME: [slams menu shut, throws it down on the table] I’ll have the
cunnilinguini
February 18, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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Who up chasing they waterfalls?
February 18, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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Whenever you trip over a root disturbing the calm lapping route of a sidewalk you are thinking about if any photos of a lake monster are real, that much ripples true
February 18, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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So when all the systems crash and all the departments fail, am I wrong to think the kink and queer community will be the only ones smart enough to rebuild?
February 18, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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We can’t sustain a society where wealthy people can get away with what the rest of us would be put to death for.
February 18, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Keeping a scream in some Tupperware in the freezer and burping it periodically because even frozen it grows and grows
February 18, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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RoboCop is just Inspector Gadget for older kids who love titties
February 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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as a deer you’d think it’d be easy for me to have an organic diet, but not when the farmer I steal corn from uses pesticides
February 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Cats hold grudges. Always keep that in mind.
February 18, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Oh yes, those automated messages are so loving, though.
February 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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i will like the reply, but not the original, as a bit
February 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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Just sitting and visualising my route to the fridge.
February 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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23.31
I've got 29 minutes left to eat all the chocolate I can find before Lent
February 17, 2026 at 11:31 PM