CrazyMyra
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CrazyMyra
@outonthemoors.bsky.social
· Aug 5
In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
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I don’t understand women. I don’t understand men either. My neurologist says it’s aphasia. I have no idea what she’s talking about.
February 16, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I don’t understand women. I don’t understand men either. My neurologist says it’s aphasia. I have no idea what she’s talking about.
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*see's you looking at my lifted truck*
Me: I'm not overcompensating. Just ask my wife!
*Puts googly eyes on hand*
Hand: heloooo. I'm frenchy's wife and he's very good in bed and the bathroom and the garage and sometimes when camping and makes me do a big cummies every single time
Me: I'm not overcompensating. Just ask my wife!
*Puts googly eyes on hand*
Hand: heloooo. I'm frenchy's wife and he's very good in bed and the bathroom and the garage and sometimes when camping and makes me do a big cummies every single time
February 16, 2026 at 5:53 AM
*see's you looking at my lifted truck*
Me: I'm not overcompensating. Just ask my wife!
*Puts googly eyes on hand*
Hand: heloooo. I'm frenchy's wife and he's very good in bed and the bathroom and the garage and sometimes when camping and makes me do a big cummies every single time
Me: I'm not overcompensating. Just ask my wife!
*Puts googly eyes on hand*
Hand: heloooo. I'm frenchy's wife and he's very good in bed and the bathroom and the garage and sometimes when camping and makes me do a big cummies every single time
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‘The goal has been to demystify’: how a colonial Nairobi library was restored and given back to the people
‘The goal has been to demystify’: how a colonial Nairobi library was restored and given back to the people
Once a whites-only enclave, the grand McMillan Memorial library is one of three in the Kenyan capital that have been transformed for the community
www.theguardian.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM
‘The goal has been to demystify’: how a colonial Nairobi library was restored and given back to the people
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Four out of five dentists agree that my teeth are the only sensitive thing about me. The fifth one made me cry.
February 16, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Four out of five dentists agree that my teeth are the only sensitive thing about me. The fifth one made me cry.
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The app that tells you everything you are currently outside of and then dives down into what you're currently inside of is just too nesting doll GPS for osmosis traffic
February 16, 2026 at 5:40 AM
The app that tells you everything you are currently outside of and then dives down into what you're currently inside of is just too nesting doll GPS for osmosis traffic
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I am generally in favour of slapping an Our Lady of Guadeloupe on any furnishing, building or mode of transport. Add votive electric candles, and string-lights. Make everything holy.
February 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I am generally in favour of slapping an Our Lady of Guadeloupe on any furnishing, building or mode of transport. Add votive electric candles, and string-lights. Make everything holy.
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Local man notices in a drawer a supplement he is supposed to take daily but has inadvertently not taken in who knows how long. A year? More? He says to himself, "Oh well."
February 16, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Local man notices in a drawer a supplement he is supposed to take daily but has inadvertently not taken in who knows how long. A year? More? He says to himself, "Oh well."
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Personal, heartbreaking, hopeless. So far. Read.
The Silence: Inside the Chopra-Epstein Files
Just before I turned 30, when my partner died and I was in the midst of the worst grief of my life, I turned to Deepak Chopra’s work for comfort.
drscottwmills.substack.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Personal, heartbreaking, hopeless. So far. Read.
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tiktok: ATTENTION PEE BANDITS!
me:
me:
February 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
tiktok: ATTENTION PEE BANDITS!
me:
me:
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On a roadtrip and a seeping Junior Mint low in the box threatened to ruin the drive.
February 16, 2026 at 12:41 AM
On a roadtrip and a seeping Junior Mint low in the box threatened to ruin the drive.
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Pro tip:
Did you drop your cellphone in some water? You can save it by putting it in rice! Add onion, bell pepper, tomatoes, and salt, and fry for 30 minutes. Serves 4.
Did you drop your cellphone in some water? You can save it by putting it in rice! Add onion, bell pepper, tomatoes, and salt, and fry for 30 minutes. Serves 4.
February 16, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Pro tip:
Did you drop your cellphone in some water? You can save it by putting it in rice! Add onion, bell pepper, tomatoes, and salt, and fry for 30 minutes. Serves 4.
Did you drop your cellphone in some water? You can save it by putting it in rice! Add onion, bell pepper, tomatoes, and salt, and fry for 30 minutes. Serves 4.
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This is a great read, about things I think about a lot. The temptation to incrementally not is very real. (by @harrylaw.bsky.social, via @akosotto.bsky.social)
The Last Temptation of Claude
Allure All the Way Down
blog.cosmos-institute.org
February 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
This is a great read, about things I think about a lot. The temptation to incrementally not is very real. (by @harrylaw.bsky.social, via @akosotto.bsky.social)
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Holding space until I can afford an attorney to keep me out of jail
February 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Holding space until I can afford an attorney to keep me out of jail
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being AI means never having to say you're sorry
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
being AI means never having to say you're sorry
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“still punk as fuck,” i whisper to myself as i gingerly step out of my pajama bottoms 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦
February 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
“still punk as fuck,” i whisper to myself as i gingerly step out of my pajama bottoms 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦
I need a snappy acronym that conveys "I Wish I Were Joking"
February 16, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I need a snappy acronym that conveys "I Wish I Were Joking"
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My YouTube algorithm is worried that I'm watching too much true crime and keeps sending me fluffy kittens.
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
My YouTube algorithm is worried that I'm watching too much true crime and keeps sending me fluffy kittens.
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Just making my fusion signature dish. Cheese AND toast.
February 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Just making my fusion signature dish. Cheese AND toast.
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Hello, yes, I'd like to return all the capitalism I've bought. Oh yes, store credit will be fine.
February 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Hello, yes, I'd like to return all the capitalism I've bought. Oh yes, store credit will be fine.
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The ripples in self-reflection are from the skipping stones of regret so just don't do anything flat and sideways where all your ducks shake ass at your choices
February 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
The ripples in self-reflection are from the skipping stones of regret so just don't do anything flat and sideways where all your ducks shake ass at your choices
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Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
February 15, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but if your car alarm has been going off outside my window for an hour could you please go fuck yourself immediately
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but if your car alarm has been going off outside my window for an hour could you please go fuck yourself immediately
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we should do to the pedophiles what they did to the witches
February 15, 2026 at 10:53 AM
we should do to the pedophiles what they did to the witches
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No fuel, no tourists, no cash – this was the week the Cuban crisis got real
No fuel, no tourists, no cash – this was the week the Cuban crisis got real
Diplomats in Havana are preparing for an alternative Trump tactic: the country being starved until people take to the streets and the US can step in
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:21 AM
No fuel, no tourists, no cash – this was the week the Cuban crisis got real