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CrazyMyra

@outonthemoors.bsky.social

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · Aug 5

In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 30m

This is AI crap

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 7h

A rat ran across the table at Al Jazeera during a broadcast 🐀 😬

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 8h

filling my weekly pill organizer with sunshine on a cloudy day

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 56m

Oh, and looky there, it’s the neighbor with the OnlyFans

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 59m

Living in a small town is weird b/c you step into a bar and get a hug from a former student who asks if you can make it to his letter ceremony at halftime tomorrow, and oh do you want to play go fish with your athletic trainer, and cool there’s your old neighbor with a tequila shot ready for you.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1h

We've profiled you based on your actual profile and it reads disconnectedly as an erotic thriller of the highest intelligence, I might add hilarious. If you ever commit a crime I'll be the first to put red herring in bio, let's alt away together

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Micah @rincewind.run · 12h

Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods

That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place. One minute it's all is truth beauty and is beauty truth, and does a falling tree in the forest make a sound if there's no one there to hear it, and then just when you think they're going to start dribbling one of 'em says, incidentally, putting a thirty-foot parabolic reflector on a high place to shoot the rays of the sun at an enemy's ships would be a very interesting demonstration of optical principles.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2h

Being a bibliophile is fun because I get to say things like “I’m reading” when I’m actually dissociating in silence.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 1d

Apathy is so yesterday. Get with the times people.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 4h

Cat person? Dog person? It’s all good until you tell me you’re a people person. That’s fucking gross.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 2h

To cats, trippy music doesn't mean psychedelics

Sketch of a cat walking determinedly between the legs of a human

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2h

Gonna tell my kids that these were the Spice Girls

Rose, Martha, Clara, Amy and Donna from Doctor Who

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 2h

People who try to act cute when they're not irritate the fuck out of me. Cuteness comes from within.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 3h

Nothing.
Just persuading myself not to rickroll the "unsolicited _ick pic" thread.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

There’s something in the air tonight and it ain’t just microplastics.

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 3h

Hey guys please stop calling my girlfriend a “hallucination”

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 4h

Might fuck around and fry some mush.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 3h

I made so much fun of my talking car telling me a door is a jar that it stopped talking to me for weeks.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 3h

I read in project 2025 that serial killers actually murder a relatively small amount of people relative to the total economic value of the entertainment produced.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 17h

In the Internet ecosystem, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Shitposters who investigate laughs; and Cute Pet posters, made up of good girls and boys. These are their stories.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 12h

This is why they don't let me sit near the emergency doors now

Inside of an empty passenger aircraft, with the slide fully deployed and twisted all over the place. Date on photo is 12/9/2003

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 7h

I know what he means about dying a thousand deaths.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 7h

I was at a crowded event today and the baby in front of me was named Mary. And the elderly lady next to me was also named Mary and I felt like the three of us should’ve gathered to discuss life as a Mary over some Diet Coke/formula.