CrazyMyra
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CrazyMyra
@outonthemoors.bsky.social
· Aug 5
In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
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We can’t sustain a society where wealthy people can get away with what the rest of us would be put to death for.
February 18, 2026 at 1:26 AM
We can’t sustain a society where wealthy people can get away with what the rest of us would be put to death for.
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Keeping a scream in some Tupperware in the freezer and burping it periodically because even frozen it grows and grows
February 18, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Keeping a scream in some Tupperware in the freezer and burping it periodically because even frozen it grows and grows
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RoboCop is just Inspector Gadget for older kids who love titties
February 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
RoboCop is just Inspector Gadget for older kids who love titties
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as a deer you’d think it’d be easy for me to have an organic diet, but not when the farmer I steal corn from uses pesticides
February 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
as a deer you’d think it’d be easy for me to have an organic diet, but not when the farmer I steal corn from uses pesticides
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Cats hold grudges. Always keep that in mind.
February 18, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Cats hold grudges. Always keep that in mind.
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Oh yes, those automated messages are so loving, though.
February 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Oh yes, those automated messages are so loving, though.
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i will like the reply, but not the original, as a bit
February 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
i will like the reply, but not the original, as a bit
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Just sitting and visualising my route to the fridge.
February 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Just sitting and visualising my route to the fridge.
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23.31
I've got 29 minutes left to eat all the chocolate I can find before Lent
I've got 29 minutes left to eat all the chocolate I can find before Lent
February 17, 2026 at 11:31 PM
23.31
I've got 29 minutes left to eat all the chocolate I can find before Lent
I've got 29 minutes left to eat all the chocolate I can find before Lent
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Haven't left the house for a while. It's fine. I'm fine.
February 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Haven't left the house for a while. It's fine. I'm fine.
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Got kicked out of the gym today for setting off the smoke alarm while running in my corduroy shorts
February 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Got kicked out of the gym today for setting off the smoke alarm while running in my corduroy shorts
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if serial killers wanted to murder people without being punished, they should have just gone into politics
February 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
if serial killers wanted to murder people without being punished, they should have just gone into politics
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It's late February, and we all know what that means: Time to prepare another round of excuses for why Alec Baldwin's next boorish, violent, homophobic or homicidal act is not such a big deal, because we like his politics!
February 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
It's late February, and we all know what that means: Time to prepare another round of excuses for why Alec Baldwin's next boorish, violent, homophobic or homicidal act is not such a big deal, because we like his politics!
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Dropping mediocre drivel into your feed with surgical precision.
February 17, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Dropping mediocre drivel into your feed with surgical precision.
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Me: Back for more, huh? Well, we'll see about that, you fence-sitting, day-humping sonofabitch.
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
February 17, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Me: Back for more, huh? Well, we'll see about that, you fence-sitting, day-humping sonofabitch.
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
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Ooh the year of the house. Same as last year.
February 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Ooh the year of the house. Same as last year.
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i think what we’re seeing is a generation of wealthy people who believe they’re the ones who are going to cheat death and we all have to suffer while they drag us along on this fool’s errand
February 17, 2026 at 8:04 PM
i think what we’re seeing is a generation of wealthy people who believe they’re the ones who are going to cheat death and we all have to suffer while they drag us along on this fool’s errand
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The word discard is too gentle of a word to use when we delete a draft. I propose a “this is total garbage” button, but wait, that might also be the post button.
February 15, 2026 at 8:36 AM
The word discard is too gentle of a word to use when we delete a draft. I propose a “this is total garbage” button, but wait, that might also be the post button.
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I am so torn, Ramadan starts at sundown today, but Mardi Gras goes until midnight, I feel like the gods are fighting over my soul in that overlap of time. May debauchery win...
February 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I am so torn, Ramadan starts at sundown today, but Mardi Gras goes until midnight, I feel like the gods are fighting over my soul in that overlap of time. May debauchery win...
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*walking down the road, meets and kills Jesus*
Sorry, dude— I thought you were the Buddha.
Sorry, dude— I thought you were the Buddha.
February 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
*walking down the road, meets and kills Jesus*
Sorry, dude— I thought you were the Buddha.
Sorry, dude— I thought you were the Buddha.
When the pop-ups tell the real story
February 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
When the pop-ups tell the real story
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it’s always disappointing when i think i’ve found a good picture to caption but it doesn’t bear fruit
February 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
it’s always disappointing when i think i’ve found a good picture to caption but it doesn’t bear fruit
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I figure with enough microplastics and forever chemicals in my body, when I die I can simply be posed then moved directly into a shop window as a mannequin.
February 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I figure with enough microplastics and forever chemicals in my body, when I die I can simply be posed then moved directly into a shop window as a mannequin.
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We forgot to bring a frying pan so have bought one today.
February 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
We forgot to bring a frying pan so have bought one today.