Thankful Owen Meany
@notowenmeany.bsky.social
If our first interaction is you following me, I won't be following back.
80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him.
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80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/notowenmeany.bsky.social/lists/3l72c4lzqtx2k
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*artillery rains down around our trench*
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
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Ask not for whom the bell tolls, ask for who the bell tolls and watch nerds lose their shit
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, ask for who the bell tolls and watch nerds lose their shit
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This is it. This is the year I perfect my signature cocktail: the eggtini.
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is it. This is the year I perfect my signature cocktail: the eggtini.
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This year I will be fighting seasonal depression by engaging in fun winter hobbies such as complaining about the cold and drinking red wine
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This year I will be fighting seasonal depression by engaging in fun winter hobbies such as complaining about the cold and drinking red wine
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Tell me about your family’s traditional Thanksgiving Greco-Roman wrestling tournament or something. Tell me about your annual Sasquatch hunt.
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Tell me about your family’s traditional Thanksgiving Greco-Roman wrestling tournament or something. Tell me about your annual Sasquatch hunt.
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You can still cancel!
It’s not too late to cancel your holiday travel plans. If your family is mean to you, cancel. If the weather is too dangerous, cancel. If you don’t want to catch a virus, cancel. You can just stay home. I love you. ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You can still cancel!
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Walking back into a party I stole all the drinks and snacks from: is this place open minded about innovation yet?
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Walking back into a party I stole all the drinks and snacks from: is this place open minded about innovation yet?
It's almost like the tobacco companies weren't even invited to give their input! Shockingly anti-business! Who will think of the corporations?!
Damn, it's like the French *actually* want to discourage smoking. This is *by far* the least disgusting image I've seen on a tobacco product. They appear on both large sides and are impossible to peel off. Two small sides have text warnings. I had to cover the other side with black marker.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It's almost like the tobacco companies weren't even invited to give their input! Shockingly anti-business! Who will think of the corporations?!
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I need a job that I can do in a hot tub.
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I need a job that I can do in a hot tub.
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I’m tired AGAIN? I was just tired every day before this
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m tired AGAIN? I was just tired every day before this
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I've said this before: a Michelle Yeoh + Ming-Na Wen sapphic John Wick/Equalizer type movie where they're retired spies or assassins or whatever, living a quiet life when something happens that causes them to have to go kill a BUNCH of dudes.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I've said this before: a Michelle Yeoh + Ming-Na Wen sapphic John Wick/Equalizer type movie where they're retired spies or assassins or whatever, living a quiet life when something happens that causes them to have to go kill a BUNCH of dudes.
Caught a glimpse of myself smoking a cigarillo reflected in a shop window and goddamn, smoking *is* cool af.
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Caught a glimpse of myself smoking a cigarillo reflected in a shop window and goddamn, smoking *is* cool af.
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At a job it takes me 2 or 3 years to become curious about what the company actually does
March 29, 2024 at 12:49 PM
At a job it takes me 2 or 3 years to become curious about what the company actually does
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Guillermo del Toro’s One Crazy Summer
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s One Crazy Summer
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I've already had my pre-Thanksgiving panic attack 48 hours ahead of schedule. It's called productivity, people
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I've already had my pre-Thanksgiving panic attack 48 hours ahead of schedule. It's called productivity, people
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Same tbh
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Same tbh
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No hobo, but I could really go for a can of beans on an open fire.
October 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
No hobo, but I could really go for a can of beans on an open fire.
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Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
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I thought i was here alone but I just got busted singing to the cat
🎶We built this kitty
We built this kitty on rock n roll🎶
🎶We built this kitty
We built this kitty on rock n roll🎶
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I thought i was here alone but I just got busted singing to the cat
🎶We built this kitty
We built this kitty on rock n roll🎶
🎶We built this kitty
We built this kitty on rock n roll🎶
@finchinabq.bsky.social No, it's not Wednesday. But it's not NOT Wednesday either.
a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is asking what a week huh ?
Alt: A dark-haired woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt walking down a corridor with her boss. She says, "What a week, huh?" Boss, in a suit, turns to her and says, "Lemon, it's Wednesday."
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November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
@finchinabq.bsky.social No, it's not Wednesday. But it's not NOT Wednesday either.
Hey, it's the bedroom in my ex-wife's house.
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hey, it's the bedroom in my ex-wife's house.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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I’m not funny, you’re just depressed ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m not funny, you’re just depressed ❤️