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A Random Brandon

@brandomonium.bsky.social

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That one dude that says things and stuff My shtuff https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f3isqq37mblskjkdl5csji66/feed/aaab5hro4xqjs

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · Jun 7

People always talk about beast mode, but beast median is generally more useful

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gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 14d

The opposite of cellar door is creamy coleslaw

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gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 17d

The president of america isn’t “dumb” he just doesn’t say words right or understand any of them

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 21d

I can never finish a whole skeleton in one sitting

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gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 21d

Your Doordash driver (Tim) is on his way with your pizza and one of those big skeletons from Home Depot

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · 23d

Sorry I’m late, boss. I had to give my cat uppies

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · Sep 6

ChatGPT, how do I save the dog?

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Jin @jinah.bsky.social · Sep 5

Schools: don't use AI

Jobs: use chatgpt or we'll kill your dog *cocks gun*

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Sep 4

a Comedy Central Roast of me but like everyone is actually really nice and tells me I'm pretty and I just sit there like

a dog that looks like it's smiling and holding back tears

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Jin @jinah.bsky.social · Sep 3

As a former jnco jean goth/alt loser, I hate seeing normal people wearing wide leg pants now... feels like stolen valor

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · Sep 2

bachelorbator
masturbator
doctorbator

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · Sep 2

Jin has great jeans *eagle screech*

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Jin @jinah.bsky.social · Sep 2

Wearing American Eagle jeans today... But in all fairness they're vintage and were probably made before Sidney was born

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · Sep 1

“I kissed a dead bird I found on the side of the road once and got chirpes, which is a canarial disease.”

RFK jr in a chair, talking, looking stoned

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Jin @jinah.bsky.social · Sep 1

Vance visiting Trump at Walter Reed

Yellowjackets Taissa holding pillow over somebody who is old male presenting

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Jin @jinah.bsky.social · Aug 28

“What would you do for a Klondike bar?”

Man what WOULDNT you do? Where is your integrity? Your dignity??

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · Aug 28

I'm with you every step of the way
I'll probably get in the way
and make things worse
but I'll be there

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · Aug 27

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself use a phone in public

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · Aug 26

Oh you’re an early nerd? Name all the worms

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Aug 25

I’m sorry Ms. Jackson (oooh)
I am

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Jin @jinah.bsky.social · Aug 25

You’re in America. Rate the following on how many rights each is afforded:

Companies as people
Actually people
American flag
Guns
Women

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A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · Aug 23

Ouch

A Random Brandon @brandomonium.bsky.social · Aug 23

Gotta start pissposting

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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · Aug 21

moby dick is short for Mobile Dickhead

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · Aug 21

how i'm waiting in line to be executed by the state

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