Canadian Bacon
@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
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We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.
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this is who i am now
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
this is who i am now
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
*folds a large pizza into a taco*
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Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.
I need a job that I can do in a hot tub.
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I need a job that I can do in a hot tub.
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OnlyFans but it’s just me minding my own business.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me minding my own business.
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if you have a crush on me, that will go away once you get to know me
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
if you have a crush on me, that will go away once you get to know me
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You guys go and get some sleep I'll stay up and catastrophize for all of us
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
You guys go and get some sleep I'll stay up and catastrophize for all of us
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Cranberries. The band, the sauce, the season
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Cranberries. The band, the sauce, the season
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they should make a ghost of christmas pizza
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
they should make a ghost of christmas pizza
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Some things are better left slurred inaudibly.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Some things are better left slurred inaudibly.
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Holiday spirit has been canceled.
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Holiday spirit has been canceled.
If you make me angry I’ll add the scorpion pepper hot sauce to your meal.
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If you make me angry I’ll add the scorpion pepper hot sauce to your meal.
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Ruined my day by being alive.
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Ruined my day by being alive.
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Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
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I wish I was rich enough to have Owen Wilson follow me around and say 'Wow' whenever I finish any routine task.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I wish I was rich enough to have Owen Wilson follow me around and say 'Wow' whenever I finish any routine task.
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I’d murder you.
-Me, flirting.
-Me, flirting.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’d murder you.
-Me, flirting.
-Me, flirting.
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I’m aging like a fine swine
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m aging like a fine swine
I haven’t lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with.
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I haven’t lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with.
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It's the anxiety associated with waiting for the disappointment that'll kill you.
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It's the anxiety associated with waiting for the disappointment that'll kill you.
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Sunday, run away day
*from people
*from people
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Sunday, run away day
*from people
*from people
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5:30am on a Sunday, when all the sexy people are awake and shitposting
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
5:30am on a Sunday, when all the sexy people are awake and shitposting
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sorry we lost touch over the years
~me, to reality
~me, to reality
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
sorry we lost touch over the years
~me, to reality
~me, to reality
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people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
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When somebody farts, I always say “nice. what kind of motor you got in that thing?”
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When somebody farts, I always say “nice. what kind of motor you got in that thing?”
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.
I got two tickets to paradise right here babe.
*two fat joints
*two fat joints
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I got two tickets to paradise right here babe.
*two fat joints
*two fat joints