Canadian Bacon
@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
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We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.
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Greeting card that says I'm sorry for talking to your child like it was a dog
February 19, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Greeting card that says I'm sorry for talking to your child like it was a dog
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aioli is the sound of pain the garlic makes when you crush their little souls into pulp
February 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
aioli is the sound of pain the garlic makes when you crush their little souls into pulp
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Being the main character in anything sounds like way too much work.
February 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Being the main character in anything sounds like way too much work.
One sided conversations are so much fun.
February 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
One sided conversations are so much fun.
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That’s right she’s thinking about cats again
February 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
That’s right she’s thinking about cats again
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the typo is calling from inside the hoes
February 18, 2026 at 11:43 AM
the typo is calling from inside the hoes
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I hope whoever invented garlic bread had a good life.
February 18, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I hope whoever invented garlic bread had a good life.
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When your whole body itches it's called a bitch
February 18, 2026 at 1:54 PM
When your whole body itches it's called a bitch
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Him..any hobbies? Me..I drink coffee.
February 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Him..any hobbies? Me..I drink coffee.
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How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
February 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
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the milk is coming from inside the cows
February 18, 2026 at 8:28 AM
the milk is coming from inside the cows
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“Good to know.”
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
February 18, 2026 at 11:31 AM
“Good to know.”
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
But it was not, in fact, good to know.
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No, I don’t want to attend, but I do want to be invited.
February 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
No, I don’t want to attend, but I do want to be invited.
Gonna eat my pancakes for dinner tonight because I’m not good at keeping to a schedule.
February 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Gonna eat my pancakes for dinner tonight because I’m not good at keeping to a schedule.
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Kinda love how great works of art are restored with spit and a Q-tip
February 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Kinda love how great works of art are restored with spit and a Q-tip
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Today would be a great day for a giant volcano eruption.
February 18, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Today would be a great day for a giant volcano eruption.
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First date idea: we get high and take a nap
February 18, 2026 at 6:38 AM
First date idea: we get high and take a nap
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They should invent a me that sleeps
February 18, 2026 at 5:04 AM
They should invent a me that sleeps
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for Lent, i’m giving up on myself
February 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
for Lent, i’m giving up on myself
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I ate a carrot today so I can do whatever the fuck I want now
February 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I ate a carrot today so I can do whatever the fuck I want now
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I would totally medal if the Olympics had apres-ski events
February 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I would totally medal if the Olympics had apres-ski events
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My toxic trait is thinking coffee will fix everything.
February 16, 2026 at 5:59 PM
My toxic trait is thinking coffee will fix everything.
If you’re here to eat bacon and not make it to old age, keep following!
February 18, 2026 at 3:08 AM
If you’re here to eat bacon and not make it to old age, keep following!
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but if I go to sleep the next day will come
February 17, 2026 at 2:39 AM
but if I go to sleep the next day will come