Canadian Bacon
@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
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We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.
I’m gonna be making cabbage rolls for dinner tonight, because nothing says I love you like a bunch of cabbage farts.
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I’m gonna be making cabbage rolls for dinner tonight, because nothing says I love you like a bunch of cabbage farts.
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Already not feeling the love.
February 14, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Already not feeling the love.
Sleeping is a luxury obviously out of my grasp.
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Sleeping is a luxury obviously out of my grasp.
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my cat just bummed a smoke off me
February 14, 2026 at 1:19 AM
my cat just bummed a smoke off me
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not crazy not unwell but a secret 3am thing
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
not crazy not unwell but a secret 3am thing
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If you're looking for the groove, it's in the heart.
February 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
If you're looking for the groove, it's in the heart.
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[climbing out of the dumpster] fri-yay
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
[climbing out of the dumpster] fri-yay
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The average person farts 14 to 23 times daily, yet more evidence I'm above average.
February 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The average person farts 14 to 23 times daily, yet more evidence I'm above average.
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You have one assignment this evening before bed: eat some cheese
February 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
You have one assignment this evening before bed: eat some cheese
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"You look happier"
"Thanks. I just ate."
"Thanks. I just ate."
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 AM
"You look happier"
"Thanks. I just ate."
"Thanks. I just ate."
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would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
we could get coffee after
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
we could get coffee after
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we have arrived at my favorite time of day
It’s called fuck this shit o’clock
It’s called fuck this shit o’clock
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
we have arrived at my favorite time of day
It’s called fuck this shit o’clock
It’s called fuck this shit o’clock
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If you wanna be my lover you should definitely not “get with my friends”
April 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If you wanna be my lover you should definitely not “get with my friends”
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Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate.
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate.
When I say “fill my cup”, I mean with coffee.
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 AM
When I say “fill my cup”, I mean with coffee.
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It's not a real relationship until you occasionally hate the other person's stupid face.
February 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
It's not a real relationship until you occasionally hate the other person's stupid face.
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couples who sit on the same side of the booth pls stop it's weirding the rest of us out
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
couples who sit on the same side of the booth pls stop it's weirding the rest of us out
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You give me a corner piece of cake and then wonder where my clothes went?
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
You give me a corner piece of cake and then wonder where my clothes went?
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you have to feed your couch
crumbs or its going to rebel
crumbs or its going to rebel
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
you have to feed your couch
crumbs or its going to rebel
crumbs or its going to rebel
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here's hoping our robot overlords will be marginally better than our current human overlords
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 AM
here's hoping our robot overlords will be marginally better than our current human overlords
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turns out i can’t trick my mind into thinking that going to bed means going to sleep
February 12, 2026 at 10:10 AM
turns out i can’t trick my mind into thinking that going to bed means going to sleep
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being self employed and working from my humble abode is just me talking to various appliances and saying “what the fuck are you doing”
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 AM
being self employed and working from my humble abode is just me talking to various appliances and saying “what the fuck are you doing”
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If ever my phone is taken by authorities, I will be arrested for being gross
February 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
If ever my phone is taken by authorities, I will be arrested for being gross
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We are all gonna die anyways.
-me as therapist
-me as therapist
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
We are all gonna die anyways.
-me as therapist
-me as therapist