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@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social

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Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · Nov 14

We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.

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Matt @coolnessinc.bsky.social · 4h

Not a person on this planet knows me like my notes app does.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 4h

I love this!

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

if someone stole my identity i’d be all like "haha, sucker"

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 1d

my magic 8 ball just started adding “bro” to all its responses

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Frenchy's ghost prospecting and leader of ANTIFA @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 4h

I was jerking off earlier and suddenly thought "I shouldn't be doing this at my work desk*

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 6h

No, you cannot have my number. For then you might call my number.

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 4h

My plague is bubonic and my anxiety is chronic

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 4h

It’s the glue that keeps us together some days.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 4h

Mashed potatoes would fix me.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12h

Why remember a password when you can just reset your account every single time.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 5h

I wouldn’t call it an addiction, it’s more a pickle collection.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · Feb 14

Too much wrath…

Not enough grapes.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 15h

That’s the dream

Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 16h

People lie about the weirdest things…

Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 16h

Gotta use the lower setting bro!

Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 16h

That could be a song!

Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 16h

Think of the electricity savings 😂

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 16h

I tried living the dream but it turned out I was just having the hallucination.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 16h

You’re obviously lying when you say that you wouldn’t use your laser eyes to reheat food.

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 16h

Thanks but I just have no interest in going to work today

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 19h

Don't you just hate it when you do something stupid, like waking up?

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 18h

That’s the dream!

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1d

the best place to eat cake is in the shower

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 1d

I was led to believe there’d be a lot more running with scissors

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1d

Sure make it a loaded mashed potato hot tub 😂