Canadian Bacon
@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
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We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.
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Kinda love how great works of art are restored with spit and a Q-tip
February 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Kinda love how great works of art are restored with spit and a Q-tip
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Today would be a great day for a giant volcano eruption.
February 18, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Today would be a great day for a giant volcano eruption.
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First date idea: we get high and take a nap
February 18, 2026 at 6:38 AM
First date idea: we get high and take a nap
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They should invent a me that sleeps
February 18, 2026 at 5:04 AM
They should invent a me that sleeps
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for Lent, i’m giving up on myself
February 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
for Lent, i’m giving up on myself
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I ate a carrot today so I can do whatever the fuck I want now
February 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I ate a carrot today so I can do whatever the fuck I want now
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I would totally medal if the Olympics had apres-ski events
February 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I would totally medal if the Olympics had apres-ski events
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My toxic trait is thinking coffee will fix everything.
February 16, 2026 at 5:59 PM
My toxic trait is thinking coffee will fix everything.
If you’re here to eat bacon and not make it to old age, keep following!
February 18, 2026 at 3:08 AM
If you’re here to eat bacon and not make it to old age, keep following!
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but if I go to sleep the next day will come
February 17, 2026 at 2:39 AM
but if I go to sleep the next day will come
Most days it’s not that I can’t, but that I don’t want to.
February 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Most days it’s not that I can’t, but that I don’t want to.
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
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Yelling "parkour!" every time I skip a step while going upstairs
February 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Yelling "parkour!" every time I skip a step while going upstairs
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I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
I’m gonna be making cabbage rolls for dinner tonight, because nothing says I love you like a bunch of cabbage farts.
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I’m gonna be making cabbage rolls for dinner tonight, because nothing says I love you like a bunch of cabbage farts.
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Already not feeling the love.
February 14, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Already not feeling the love.
Sleeping is a luxury obviously out of my grasp.
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Sleeping is a luxury obviously out of my grasp.
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my cat just bummed a smoke off me
February 14, 2026 at 1:19 AM
my cat just bummed a smoke off me
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not crazy not unwell but a secret 3am thing
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
not crazy not unwell but a secret 3am thing
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If you're looking for the groove, it's in the heart.
February 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
If you're looking for the groove, it's in the heart.
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[climbing out of the dumpster] fri-yay
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
[climbing out of the dumpster] fri-yay
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The average person farts 14 to 23 times daily, yet more evidence I'm above average.
February 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The average person farts 14 to 23 times daily, yet more evidence I'm above average.
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You have one assignment this evening before bed: eat some cheese
February 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
You have one assignment this evening before bed: eat some cheese
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"You look happier"
"Thanks. I just ate."
"Thanks. I just ate."
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 AM
"You look happier"
"Thanks. I just ate."
"Thanks. I just ate."
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would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
we could get coffee after
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
we could get coffee after