Tur Keidick
@donkeidick.bsky.social
Gentleman. Farter. D&D person.
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Tur Keidick
@donkeidick.bsky.social
· May 12
Alright I’m going to watch every Nic Cage movie ever. Lets fucking go. Bookmark this shit for updates.
Be the person Duke Nukem would want you to be
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Be the person Duke Nukem would want you to be
I’m so old I dont even bother renaming my pokemon anymore.
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m so old I dont even bother renaming my pokemon anymore.
I have 3 moods. Horny. Hungry. Bad.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I have 3 moods. Horny. Hungry. Bad.
I think that anyone who uses a click bait title for their youtube video should be subject to a public spanking by anyone who fell for it.
This belief has nothing to do with how attractive that Legal Eagle guy is or any alleged desire I have to touch his booty.
This belief has nothing to do with how attractive that Legal Eagle guy is or any alleged desire I have to touch his booty.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I think that anyone who uses a click bait title for their youtube video should be subject to a public spanking by anyone who fell for it.
This belief has nothing to do with how attractive that Legal Eagle guy is or any alleged desire I have to touch his booty.
This belief has nothing to do with how attractive that Legal Eagle guy is or any alleged desire I have to touch his booty.
Good morning rule breakers!
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Good morning rule breakers!
Dont forget to succ your tash!
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Dont forget to succ your tash!
No one DM’d me for an advice column post so my first advice to y’all is to sit down and be humble.
DM me to be anonymously featured in the next advice post!
DM me to be anonymously featured in the next advice post!
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
No one DM’d me for an advice column post so my first advice to y’all is to sit down and be humble.
DM me to be anonymously featured in the next advice post!
DM me to be anonymously featured in the next advice post!
Weird Al out here evolving into weirder forms like a dang pokemon who touched a weird stone.
Wow! Our first-week ticket sales BLEW MY HAIR RIGHT OFF!! Hope it grows back in time for the tour!
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Weird Al out here evolving into weirder forms like a dang pokemon who touched a weird stone.
They should bring back the potato chips that make your butthole leak.
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
They should bring back the potato chips that make your butthole leak.
Good morning! I’m starting an advice column. DM me your advice requests and I’ll keep you anonymous forever or just tag me with your Dear Donkey request if you dont care who knows.
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Good morning! I’m starting an advice column. DM me your advice requests and I’ll keep you anonymous forever or just tag me with your Dear Donkey request if you dont care who knows.
In response to the new bluesky guidelines, I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my personal details, dick pics, noods, images of darkwing duck’s weird corkscrew penis, shit posts, pictures of large poops I took captioned “beat that!” and videos, etc (as a result of the boner act)
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
In response to the new bluesky guidelines, I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my personal details, dick pics, noods, images of darkwing duck’s weird corkscrew penis, shit posts, pictures of large poops I took captioned “beat that!” and videos, etc (as a result of the boner act)
Learned a fun new trick today. Ask a Sovereign Citizen about their feelings on illegal immigration, listen real careful and then ask them if they themselves should be deported as they are not US citizens.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Learned a fun new trick today. Ask a Sovereign Citizen about their feelings on illegal immigration, listen real careful and then ask them if they themselves should be deported as they are not US citizens.
I’ve never met a juggalo I didn’t end up liking and trusting nor have I met one I would lend money to. The duality of whoop.
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’ve never met a juggalo I didn’t end up liking and trusting nor have I met one I would lend money to. The duality of whoop.
I wish I was waiting on a package right now.
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I wish I was waiting on a package right now.
Good morning! Just noticed that “Live long and prosper” is the exact opposite of “fuck off and die”.
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Good morning! Just noticed that “Live long and prosper” is the exact opposite of “fuck off and die”.
Good morning all you well rested posters!
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Good morning all you well rested posters!
John Cena vs Jojo Siwa at the Aquafina Arena in Iwo Jima
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
John Cena vs Jojo Siwa at the Aquafina Arena in Iwo Jima
Life is like a box of tacos. I dont have a box of tacos.
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Life is like a box of tacos. I dont have a box of tacos.
I’ve lost the juice. I’m juiceless. Everybody unfollow me. It only gets less funny from here.
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’ve lost the juice. I’m juiceless. Everybody unfollow me. It only gets less funny from here.
Good morning to your bright and shining personality!
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Good morning to your bright and shining personality!
Its called “Saturday” cause I “sat all day” duh.
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Its called “Saturday” cause I “sat all day” duh.
All the metrosexuals are gay now by the way.
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
All the metrosexuals are gay now by the way.
So Trump was dining at the same restaurant as Monica, you know the one Hillary refuses to go to.
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
So Trump was dining at the same restaurant as Monica, you know the one Hillary refuses to go to.
Good morning travelers! Check your maps often!
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Good morning travelers! Check your maps often!
To be fair that Puck fellow is a known troublemaker.
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
To be fair that Puck fellow is a known troublemaker.