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Spoo Keidick

@donkeidick.bsky.social

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Gentleman. Farter. D&D person. Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk. I drew the halloween profile pic.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · May 12

Alright I’m going to watch every Nic Cage movie ever. Lets fucking go. Bookmark this shit for updates.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 1h

A dog would never share food like this

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 1d

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 19h

33. City of Angels 1998: Andre Braugher seen!!! You guz remember Meg Ryan? I forgot her. A long time ago young Don was forced to watch this movie by an ex. Its a lot deeper than I remember. Theres a poignant reflection on what it is to be human in both main characters. Also its boring. 7/10

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 19h

A dog would never give you their food. Further proof that we are the pets when its cats.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 19h

Sequel is looking pretty bleak

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 19h

Good point. Dogs would never GIVE you THEIR food. They only beg for ours.

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 20h

Hims a helper

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 20h

Good morning! Follow me for more recipes!

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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 1d

I have taken
the freedom of speech
that was in
the Constitution

and which
you were probably
using
for peaceful protest

Forgive me
the courts said they were
so agitating
and so irritating

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 1d

And then everyone on the bus will clap

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 1d

And they’ll be like “oh I get it, talking shit and need my teeth cleaned?!?”
Then I’ll punch them in the mouth.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna start carrying around coupons for the dentist so I can hand them to people and say “you keep talking shit and you are gonna need this”

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 1d

I can relate to the guy from The Pit and the Pendulum because I’m going crazy waiting to die too.

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 1d

This is an amazing sentence and its awesome to live in a world where these words can go in this order even if it is bad news.

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 1d

a man is standing in front of a soviet flag with a hammer and sickle .

ALT: a man is standing in front of a soviet flag with a hammer and sickle .

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 1d

I stole it first!

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning facebook! Thanks for getting me my job back!

Two pictures of the sign outside a strip club taken on different days 1: “we fired the ugly one”
2: “facebook got mad had to rehire ugly girl”

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 2d

Whatever. I can cook normal food too. Its not just the weird shit like nacho jello.

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 2d

New theory: everyone is a dipshit except for you and me and I’m not so sure about me.

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 2d

I lowkey kinda dig the anti ice country song.

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 2d

Froot loops, as a cereal, is not gay enough.

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 2d

www.huckfinnsrestaurant.com

Huck Finn's Catfish | Catfish and Southern Cuisine in Pigeon Forge, TN

Established in May 1995, we are a locally owned & operated family business known for our award winning, All You Can Eat Catfish, Fried Chicken, and Vittles!

www.huckfinnsrestaurant.com

Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 2d

Technically dinosaur. Its more available then you realize once you start looking around. Ever been to a butcher shop? If they don’t have it most will order it for you.

If you can get to dollywood tn theres a spot on the strip with amazing gator, chicken, and frog legs to go with a nice vacation.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 2d

Alligator is good eatin. Its like halfway between chicken and fish. Most people eat it with bacon but honestly that just makes it taste like bacon. Little bit of butter and some creole seasoning is all ya need.

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 2d

How do you still have teeth?!?