Spoo Keidick
@donkeidick.bsky.social
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Gentleman. Farter. D&D person. Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk. I drew the halloween profile pic.
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Alright I’m going to watch every Nic Cage movie ever. Lets fucking go. Bookmark this shit for updates.
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I can relate to the guy from The Pit and the Pendulum because I’m going crazy waiting to die too.
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This is an amazing sentence and its awesome to live in a world where these words can go in this order even if it is bad news.
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Good morning facebook! Thanks for getting me my job back!
Two pictures of the sign outside a strip club taken on different days 1: “we fired the ugly one” 
2: “facebook got mad had to rehire ugly girl”
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Whatever. I can cook normal food too. Its not just the weird shit like nacho jello.
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New theory: everyone is a dipshit except for you and me and I’m not so sure about me.
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I lowkey kinda dig the anti ice country song.
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Froot loops, as a cereal, is not gay enough.
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Technically dinosaur. Its more available then you realize once you start looking around. Ever been to a butcher shop? If they don’t have it most will order it for you.

If you can get to dollywood tn theres a spot on the strip with amazing gator, chicken, and frog legs to go with a nice vacation.
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Alligator is good eatin. Its like halfway between chicken and fish. Most people eat it with bacon but honestly that just makes it taste like bacon. Little bit of butter and some creole seasoning is all ya need.
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How do you still have teeth?!?
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Klondike bars are for weirdos who think its normal to chew ice cream.
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You've got several points here and they are all right.
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You are my hero right now lol
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Hey chat! Orange man bad amirite?!? He’s such a smelly nazi! I dont like him! Now give me a bajillion likes and shares! I’m such a great poster with original takes!!!
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I came here with a “follow back everyone” attitude and its wearing THIN. I’m about due to move to where you are.

I come here to laugh with funny people and be funny together. Political humor is boring and repetitive.
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Hell yeah! 🤣🤣🤣