nika
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nika
@nikalamity.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Alexa, skip this presidency
well well if it isn’t an email i unsubscribed from
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
well well if it isn’t an email i unsubscribed from
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hey I’m not just sitting here doing nothing i’m grinding down my teeth
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
hey I’m not just sitting here doing nothing i’m grinding down my teeth
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in the uk is it called meths
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
in the uk is it called meths
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Being an asshole is exhausting. Time for a nap
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Being an asshole is exhausting. Time for a nap
do parents who do Elf on the Shelf know they can just tell their kids he died in a home invasion
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
do parents who do Elf on the Shelf know they can just tell their kids he died in a home invasion
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The floor is lava, except it’s magma if you’re in the basement.
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The floor is lava, except it’s magma if you’re in the basement.
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Visualizing your goals makes them easier to abandon.
August 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Visualizing your goals makes them easier to abandon.
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I know I'm prettier when I smile. I just don't give a fuck.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I know I'm prettier when I smile. I just don't give a fuck.
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When I start getting hungry it’s too late, just go on without me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
When I start getting hungry it’s too late, just go on without me.
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Too anxious for breakfast, too busy for lunch, too poor for dinner, somehow still fat
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Too anxious for breakfast, too busy for lunch, too poor for dinner, somehow still fat
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i get not wanting to be informed bc i am informed and lemme tell you it sucks
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
i get not wanting to be informed bc i am informed and lemme tell you it sucks
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I would be so disoriented if things started to make sense.
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I would be so disoriented if things started to make sense.
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I'm down for peace on earth but good will to men?
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'm down for peace on earth but good will to men?
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I would write about myself more but I don't like to get involved in other people's problems.
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I would write about myself more but I don't like to get involved in other people's problems.
instead of artificial intelligence can we get some emotional intelligence
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
instead of artificial intelligence can we get some emotional intelligence
an escape room but it’s just me at home with my toddler
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
an escape room but it’s just me at home with my toddler
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Celebrating Black Friday by taking 50% off caring about anything.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Celebrating Black Friday by taking 50% off caring about anything.
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Don't give up your day drink.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Don't give up your day drink.
“Elon is the worst.”
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Elon is the worst.”
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When I die leave a phone on the ouija board so I can still post
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
When I die leave a phone on the ouija board so I can still post
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making my friendship bracelets out of bones
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
making my friendship bracelets out of bones
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
after this weekend when we’re out of thanks to give it’s over for you bitches
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
after this weekend when we’re out of thanks to give it’s over for you bitches
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my daughter announced, with great confidence, that the lit menorah in the city plaza was for people who celebrate harmonica
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
my daughter announced, with great confidence, that the lit menorah in the city plaza was for people who celebrate harmonica