nika
@nikalamity.bsky.social
a hot mess
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nika
@nikalamity.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Alexa, skip this presidency
thinking about it now, the future was better when all we had to fear was quicksand, getting locked in a landfill fridge, and the Bermuda Triangle
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
thinking about it now, the future was better when all we had to fear was quicksand, getting locked in a landfill fridge, and the Bermuda Triangle
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Remember when we were little and couldn’t wait to grow up?
We were so stupid.
We were so stupid.
January 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Remember when we were little and couldn’t wait to grow up?
We were so stupid.
We were so stupid.
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for personal reasons, I will be collapsing in on myself like a dying star
February 10, 2026 at 5:25 AM
for personal reasons, I will be collapsing in on myself like a dying star
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Gonna take a nap.
Just wake me when he’s dead.
Just wake me when he’s dead.
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Gonna take a nap.
Just wake me when he’s dead.
Just wake me when he’s dead.
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local organically grown and ethically sourced slaps
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
local organically grown and ethically sourced slaps
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When you get old, people stop asking if you want to buy any drugs
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
When you get old, people stop asking if you want to buy any drugs
do you think don jr. has posters of vecna on his wall
February 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM
do you think don jr. has posters of vecna on his wall
Bad Bunny brought being the kid who was a tree in the school play to a whole new level.
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Bad Bunny brought being the kid who was a tree in the school play to a whole new level.
i have to watch my kids play sports and now the Olympics what do they want from us
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
i have to watch my kids play sports and now the Olympics what do they want from us
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Why are they called census takers and not being counters?
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Why are they called census takers and not being counters?
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Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
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I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
what sport did the people who do curling get rejected from
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
what sport did the people who do curling get rejected from
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Sometimes I feel like you a lot of you don't even want a zombie apocalypse.
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Sometimes I feel like you a lot of you don't even want a zombie apocalypse.
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ok but if it's a mass extinction event, who's going to post about it afterwards?
February 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
ok but if it's a mass extinction event, who's going to post about it afterwards?
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Looking forward to everyone realizing that drafting will not make my skeets any better
February 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Looking forward to everyone realizing that drafting will not make my skeets any better
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I saw a job posting for plant maintenance and I was like aww🌱 that would be fun, but it was for something else entirely.
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I saw a job posting for plant maintenance and I was like aww🌱 that would be fun, but it was for something else entirely.
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i love playing “is bsky down or did i get banned again?”
February 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
i love playing “is bsky down or did i get banned again?”
drafts? give us DM rooms, you cowards
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
drafts? give us DM rooms, you cowards
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When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
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If Bluesky wants to verify my age they can count the rings on my asshole
February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
If Bluesky wants to verify my age they can count the rings on my asshole
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every AI commercial was like “learn to use this so we can fire you”
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
every AI commercial was like “learn to use this so we can fire you”
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I can’t be the only one who wants to be a sugar cane running wild and free in a warm clime
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I can’t be the only one who wants to be a sugar cane running wild and free in a warm clime
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I act younger than I am because I wasted 20 years of my life
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I act younger than I am because I wasted 20 years of my life
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the floor is what? and you believe that common household tables and chairs are somehow able to withstand the intense molten heat? grow up.
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
the floor is what? and you believe that common household tables and chairs are somehow able to withstand the intense molten heat? grow up.