Jay
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
I mean, I guess...
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Jay
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
· Dec 11
Her, seductively: you want to spend the night?
Me: um I didn't bring my CPAP
Me: um I didn't bring my CPAP
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*wraps crime scene tape around america*
January 24, 2026 at 9:42 PM
*wraps crime scene tape around america*
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Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.
January 25, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.
Defiance season 1 &2: we try to make even our villains complicated and compelling people who live in shades of gray. Are there truly "good guys" and "bad guys?"
Defiance Season 3: I'm the bad guy. Here's my collection of human ears
Defiance Season 3: I'm the bad guy. Here's my collection of human ears
January 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Defiance season 1 &2: we try to make even our villains complicated and compelling people who live in shades of gray. Are there truly "good guys" and "bad guys?"
Defiance Season 3: I'm the bad guy. Here's my collection of human ears
Defiance Season 3: I'm the bad guy. Here's my collection of human ears
I'm finally watching Defiance, because I love Farscape and SeaQuest, and it's created by the same guy
And yeah, it's super good
And yeah, it's super good
January 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I'm finally watching Defiance, because I love Farscape and SeaQuest, and it's created by the same guy
And yeah, it's super good
And yeah, it's super good
Screaming "COVER YOUR MOUTH YOU PIG" whenever someone coughs while I'm shopping at Target
January 24, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Screaming "COVER YOUR MOUTH YOU PIG" whenever someone coughs while I'm shopping at Target
Wife watching reels next to me is kind of undercutting the atmosphere of this horror game
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Wife watching reels next to me is kind of undercutting the atmosphere of this horror game
[rolling out of bed and poking halfheartedly at my hair] good enough for Zoom
January 23, 2026 at 1:42 PM
[rolling out of bed and poking halfheartedly at my hair] good enough for Zoom
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IT, approaching Mr Beast: the children seem drawn to you
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
IT, approaching Mr Beast: the children seem drawn to you
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mariah carey has such remarkable vocal range she can hit notes i have absolutely no interest in hearing.
September 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
mariah carey has such remarkable vocal range she can hit notes i have absolutely no interest in hearing.
We try so hard to engage with our niece and nephew and all they want to do is watch the worst shit ever made on kids YouTube when they come over
January 23, 2026 at 12:44 AM
We try so hard to engage with our niece and nephew and all they want to do is watch the worst shit ever made on kids YouTube when they come over
I try to be positive even with everything going on. For example: at least we don't have to hear about Game of Thrones every day anymore
January 23, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I try to be positive even with everything going on. For example: at least we don't have to hear about Game of Thrones every day anymore
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teacher: what does “agnostic” mean?
me: I don’t know
teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?
me: *shrug*
teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?
me: what difference does any of this make?
teacher: amazing
me: I don’t know
teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?
me: *shrug*
teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?
me: what difference does any of this make?
teacher: amazing
July 3, 2023 at 5:27 AM
teacher: what does “agnostic” mean?
me: I don’t know
teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?
me: *shrug*
teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?
me: what difference does any of this make?
teacher: amazing
me: I don’t know
teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?
me: *shrug*
teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?
me: what difference does any of this make?
teacher: amazing
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I just took advil. Maybe i should post about it
January 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I just took advil. Maybe i should post about it
Okay well this is just completely charming
January 22, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Okay well this is just completely charming
I actually do need a Tylenol though
People will post "I need a Tylenol" and get like 500 reskeets, while we're out here busting our asses with these jokes EVERY DAY for like 8 likes because we do it for love of the game and also probably mental illness
January 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I actually do need a Tylenol though
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good shitposting is all about your state of mind (unwell)
January 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
good shitposting is all about your state of mind (unwell)
Also no the trees aren't going to explode in MN tomorrow, they've been frozen for days to weeks, the water in them has already expanded
Stop sharing stupid shit
Stop sharing stupid shit
January 22, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Also no the trees aren't going to explode in MN tomorrow, they've been frozen for days to weeks, the water in them has already expanded
Stop sharing stupid shit
Stop sharing stupid shit
I don't wanna be that guy but people in MN talking about -20 tomorrow like it's apocalyptic when we hit that every single winter
I mean, yes it's dangerous and sucks, all I'm saying is it's not out of the ordinary
I mean, yes it's dangerous and sucks, all I'm saying is it's not out of the ordinary
January 22, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I don't wanna be that guy but people in MN talking about -20 tomorrow like it's apocalyptic when we hit that every single winter
I mean, yes it's dangerous and sucks, all I'm saying is it's not out of the ordinary
I mean, yes it's dangerous and sucks, all I'm saying is it's not out of the ordinary
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my cousin went to school with the guy who's hair turned white after a car wreck from the song Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 PM
my cousin went to school with the guy who's hair turned white after a car wreck from the song Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
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I am 44 years old. Everything I’ve ever learned about some guy called Clavicular has been against my will.
January 22, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I am 44 years old. Everything I’ve ever learned about some guy called Clavicular has been against my will.
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Look I may not know how government "works" or how the economy "functions at a basic level" but I have opinions and I need to post them because I'm very frustrated
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Look I may not know how government "works" or how the economy "functions at a basic level" but I have opinions and I need to post them because I'm very frustrated
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People that are offended by a joke make the joke even funnier for me.
January 22, 2026 at 1:33 PM
People that are offended by a joke make the joke even funnier for me.
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I'd like one of those jobs like they had in The Matrix. Where you sit in one of those tubes of pink goo and generate electricity?
January 22, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I'd like one of those jobs like they had in The Matrix. Where you sit in one of those tubes of pink goo and generate electricity?
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For the low, low price of exhaustion and poverty, you too can participate in capitalism
January 22, 2026 at 3:40 PM
For the low, low price of exhaustion and poverty, you too can participate in capitalism
People will post "I need a Tylenol" and get like 500 reskeets, while we're out here busting our asses with these jokes EVERY DAY for like 8 likes because we do it for love of the game and also probably mental illness
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM
People will post "I need a Tylenol" and get like 500 reskeets, while we're out here busting our asses with these jokes EVERY DAY for like 8 likes because we do it for love of the game and also probably mental illness