Jayngle Bells
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
I mean, I guess...
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Jayngle Bells
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
· Aug 19
Sorry i give off "Millhouse at 40" vibes
Just got done snowblowing the driveway and shoveling the deck.
Now my wretched body can rest in agony.
Now my wretched body can rest in agony.
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just got done snowblowing the driveway and shoveling the deck.
Now my wretched body can rest in agony.
Now my wretched body can rest in agony.
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nothing really prepares you for when your favourite sweatpants begin to fall apart
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
nothing really prepares you for when your favourite sweatpants begin to fall apart
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God, Bed Bath & Beyond, I get it. You're in love with me.
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
God, Bed Bath & Beyond, I get it. You're in love with me.
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when I detach my post from your quote post I hope it feels like you’re bombing a stand-up set and we can hear the sweat on your forehead drip and hit the stage
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
when I detach my post from your quote post I hope it feels like you’re bombing a stand-up set and we can hear the sweat on your forehead drip and hit the stage
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Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
All I want to do is eat hot wings and watch 90s sci fi
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
All I want to do is eat hot wings and watch 90s sci fi
Avg twitter user: hello I've never experienced anything real, here's my take
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Avg twitter user: hello I've never experienced anything real, here's my take
[Putting frozen Arby's sauce in the Ninja Creami] desert is almost served
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
[Putting frozen Arby's sauce in the Ninja Creami] desert is almost served
I hate each new internet catchphrase worse then the last
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I hate each new internet catchphrase worse then the last
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PETE HEGSETH (stalking around on stage, damp, eyes juddering, jaw muscles visibly under a lot of strain): and what's with the fuckin, using computers so much? nah. that's over. listen up "generals" or, hey what's admirals? any admirals here? doesn't matter FUCK computers. GAY. toss em. it's gun time
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
PETE HEGSETH (stalking around on stage, damp, eyes juddering, jaw muscles visibly under a lot of strain): and what's with the fuckin, using computers so much? nah. that's over. listen up "generals" or, hey what's admirals? any admirals here? doesn't matter FUCK computers. GAY. toss em. it's gun time
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why is there a heartwarming commercial for tiktok. tiktok is not for “bringing people together.” it’s for watching videos of twentysomethings get so drunk they fall down a well
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
why is there a heartwarming commercial for tiktok. tiktok is not for “bringing people together.” it’s for watching videos of twentysomethings get so drunk they fall down a well
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I have little in common with people who have a lot in common with other people.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I have little in common with people who have a lot in common with other people.
Wow, I REALLY loved Indika!
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Wow, I REALLY loved Indika!
Finished Little Nightmares 3 and while it's not as good as the original 2 (this is not made by the same studio) it's still got enough good to be a recommend.
The usual people will screech that it's ruined the series or is complete trash but that's not the case. The originals were just exceptional.
The usual people will screech that it's ruined the series or is complete trash but that's not the case. The originals were just exceptional.
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Finished Little Nightmares 3 and while it's not as good as the original 2 (this is not made by the same studio) it's still got enough good to be a recommend.
The usual people will screech that it's ruined the series or is complete trash but that's not the case. The originals were just exceptional.
The usual people will screech that it's ruined the series or is complete trash but that's not the case. The originals were just exceptional.
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so do the letters in french words matter at all or what?
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
so do the letters in french words matter at all or what?
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(Back to the Future if it were made in 2025)
Marty: You're telling me you made a time machine... out of a Tesla?
Doc Brown: Yep! As you can see it exploded into those two flaming lines on the street, in sixty seconds it'll be back!
(ten minutes later)
Doc Brown: Any minute now
Marty: You're telling me you made a time machine... out of a Tesla?
Doc Brown: Yep! As you can see it exploded into those two flaming lines on the street, in sixty seconds it'll be back!
(ten minutes later)
Doc Brown: Any minute now
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
(Back to the Future if it were made in 2025)
Marty: You're telling me you made a time machine... out of a Tesla?
Doc Brown: Yep! As you can see it exploded into those two flaming lines on the street, in sixty seconds it'll be back!
(ten minutes later)
Doc Brown: Any minute now
Marty: You're telling me you made a time machine... out of a Tesla?
Doc Brown: Yep! As you can see it exploded into those two flaming lines on the street, in sixty seconds it'll be back!
(ten minutes later)
Doc Brown: Any minute now
Desperately trying to poop before everyone arrives for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Desperately trying to poop before everyone arrives for Thanksgiving
Me: can I help w thanksgiving stuff?
My wife: stay out of the way, go sit in the dog bed with the dogs
My wife: stay out of the way, go sit in the dog bed with the dogs
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me: can I help w thanksgiving stuff?
My wife: stay out of the way, go sit in the dog bed with the dogs
My wife: stay out of the way, go sit in the dog bed with the dogs
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
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In fact, it does not bother me at all that on my sister-in-law’s sister’s master Thanksgiving food contribution spreadsheet, under my contribution, it says, “Champagne & weird side dish.” You know what? I’m proud of that.
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
In fact, it does not bother me at all that on my sister-in-law’s sister’s master Thanksgiving food contribution spreadsheet, under my contribution, it says, “Champagne & weird side dish.” You know what? I’m proud of that.
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
Might start blocking everyone with a podcast on principle
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Might start blocking everyone with a podcast on principle
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“Oh it’s just a photo op”
“oh it’s just virtue signaling that it’s good to feed people who are hungry”
“Oh a leader is just doing actions to help people instead of gleefully harming them, how foolish”
“oh it’s just virtue signaling that it’s good to feed people who are hungry”
“Oh a leader is just doing actions to help people instead of gleefully harming them, how foolish”
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“Oh it’s just a photo op”
“oh it’s just virtue signaling that it’s good to feed people who are hungry”
“Oh a leader is just doing actions to help people instead of gleefully harming them, how foolish”
“oh it’s just virtue signaling that it’s good to feed people who are hungry”
“Oh a leader is just doing actions to help people instead of gleefully harming them, how foolish”
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
Huh. More new followers for some reason...
Let me guess, the bios are gonna mostly be "AuDHD. Sarcastic blue dot. I swear a lot."
Is there like a factory churning these out?
Let me guess, the bios are gonna mostly be "AuDHD. Sarcastic blue dot. I swear a lot."
Is there like a factory churning these out?
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Huh. More new followers for some reason...
Let me guess, the bios are gonna mostly be "AuDHD. Sarcastic blue dot. I swear a lot."
Is there like a factory churning these out?
Let me guess, the bios are gonna mostly be "AuDHD. Sarcastic blue dot. I swear a lot."
Is there like a factory churning these out?