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Jay
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Her, seductively: you want to spend the night?

Me: um I didn't bring my CPAP
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System of a Downton Abbey
January 25, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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who's ready for two weeks of bad 'superb owl' jokes
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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I hope that I'm somebody's hallucination.
January 26, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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I'll be liking posts I don't even understand
January 25, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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they should make a game
thats just reading tutorials
get rid of playing its boring
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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i hate how cool sciatica sounds
July 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Maybe I'm better off as a weird hermit
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 AM
You need to allow people to take breaks from everything, you need to accept that people cannot be plugged into madness all the time and continue to function

People aren't weak or complacent for being human with limits and emotional needs

Stop shaming people for being vulnerable and exhausted
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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I have a giant salamander that I haven't been able to train to sleep on his own, so just watch out for the wet spot on the bed.
January 19, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Bad time to be a silly little guy in a serious and terrible world
January 25, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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I've got a little time to recharge my social battery, and what better way than to spend some time with an old friend while you're living in actual Antarctic weather conditions 🥶🚁

Trigger warning: horror to huskies 🐺🫢
January 24, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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I'm ugly on the inside. Where it matters.
January 25, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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*wraps crime scene tape around america*
January 24, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.
January 25, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Defiance season 1 &2: we try to make even our villains complicated and compelling people who live in shades of gray. Are there truly "good guys" and "bad guys?"

Defiance Season 3: I'm the bad guy. Here's my collection of human ears
January 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I'm finally watching Defiance, because I love Farscape and SeaQuest, and it's created by the same guy

And yeah, it's super good
January 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Screaming "COVER YOUR MOUTH YOU PIG" whenever someone coughs while I'm shopping at Target
January 24, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Wife watching reels next to me is kind of undercutting the atmosphere of this horror game
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
[rolling out of bed and poking halfheartedly at my hair] good enough for Zoom
January 23, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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IT, approaching Mr Beast: the children seem drawn to you
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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mariah carey has such remarkable vocal range she can hit notes i have absolutely no interest in hearing.
September 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We try so hard to engage with our niece and nephew and all they want to do is watch the worst shit ever made on kids YouTube when they come over
January 23, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I try to be positive even with everything going on. For example: at least we don't have to hear about Game of Thrones every day anymore
January 23, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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teacher: what does “agnostic” mean?

me: I don’t know

teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?

me: *shrug*

teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?

me: what difference does any of this make?

teacher: amazing
July 3, 2023 at 5:27 AM