i've listened to hours of it and not even realized
January 12, 2026 at 4:40 AM
i've listened to hours of it and not even realized
shit sorry i think i left the oven on
"Prepare for docking"
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
shit sorry i think i left the oven on
we keep ours in the linen closet for some reason. i think i put it on the nearest flat surface when we moved in and that is its spot now.
January 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
we keep ours in the linen closet for some reason. i think i put it on the nearest flat surface when we moved in and that is its spot now.
ebay you know i only look at electronics and kitchen gizmos, right?
January 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
ebay you know i only look at electronics and kitchen gizmos, right?
i think its fine to use AI for programming because coders are already inhuman monsters
January 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
i think its fine to use AI for programming because coders are already inhuman monsters
it feels like gen z kids (25 year olds) discovered and feel in love with yaoi and especially yuri sometime within the past six months
January 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
it feels like gen z kids (25 year olds) discovered and feel in love with yaoi and especially yuri sometime within the past six months
nudibranches are the best
January 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
nudibranches are the best
if you're cold they're cold. tuck those extension cords under a few blankets.
January 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
if you're cold they're cold. tuck those extension cords under a few blankets.
ignore your nieces. ignore your neighbor's and coworker's daughters. ignore your own children. buy girl scout cookies from my kid and no one else.
January 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
ignore your nieces. ignore your neighbor's and coworker's daughters. ignore your own children. buy girl scout cookies from my kid and no one else.
☝️🤓 erm actually it was overextended supply lines bogged down in muddy dirt roads (footage of risk board)
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
☝️🤓 erm actually it was overextended supply lines bogged down in muddy dirt roads (footage of risk board)
i think napoleon made the same mistake in russia
January 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
i think napoleon made the same mistake in russia
i suppose a latke made of fish would be a gefilte fish
January 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
i suppose a latke made of fish would be a gefilte fish
yeah i'm gonna have to buy one of these
January 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
yeah i'm gonna have to buy one of these
i have a teeny-tiny knife on my keychain. you know when you get a coffee in a disposable cup and you go to drink it but it doesn't flow out nicely because the offset hole is too small and there's some sort of air pressure vacuum? well i can make a bigger hole. 💅
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
i have a teeny-tiny knife on my keychain. you know when you get a coffee in a disposable cup and you go to drink it but it doesn't flow out nicely because the offset hole is too small and there's some sort of air pressure vacuum? well i can make a bigger hole. 💅
yes yes a thousand times yes
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 AM
yes yes a thousand times yes
gotta have my two knives
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
gotta have my two knives
its important to be healthy
January 11, 2026 at 3:56 AM
its important to be healthy
you're not gonna believe this but me too
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
you're not gonna believe this but me too