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making a mountain
out of a hump day
out of a hump day
January 28, 2026 at 4:29 PM
making a mountain
out of a hump day
out of a hump day
whoopsie daisies said my
gardener planting another
daisy after i had specifically
requested that they didnt
gardener planting another
daisy after i had specifically
requested that they didnt
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 AM
whoopsie daisies said my
gardener planting another
daisy after i had specifically
requested that they didnt
gardener planting another
daisy after i had specifically
requested that they didnt
my love
will begin as a subtle chill
like the touch of a ghost
shadows then will be cast
upon your mind. ensnaring
you in a web of torment
each heartbeat a haunting
march signaling the arrival
of a relentless horror that
tightens its grip with every
passing moment. teehee ;)
will begin as a subtle chill
like the touch of a ghost
shadows then will be cast
upon your mind. ensnaring
you in a web of torment
each heartbeat a haunting
march signaling the arrival
of a relentless horror that
tightens its grip with every
passing moment. teehee ;)
January 28, 2026 at 7:37 AM
my love
will begin as a subtle chill
like the touch of a ghost
shadows then will be cast
upon your mind. ensnaring
you in a web of torment
each heartbeat a haunting
march signaling the arrival
of a relentless horror that
tightens its grip with every
passing moment. teehee ;)
will begin as a subtle chill
like the touch of a ghost
shadows then will be cast
upon your mind. ensnaring
you in a web of torment
each heartbeat a haunting
march signaling the arrival
of a relentless horror that
tightens its grip with every
passing moment. teehee ;)
i was just minding my own
business when something
unusual caught my attention
business when something
unusual caught my attention
January 28, 2026 at 7:24 AM
i was just minding my own
business when something
unusual caught my attention
business when something
unusual caught my attention
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2am is peak hours for the connoisseur poster
January 28, 2026 at 7:17 AM
2am is peak hours for the connoisseur poster
and time went by
before i said hello
before i said hello
January 28, 2026 at 7:18 AM
and time went by
before i said hello
before i said hello
playing leapfrog on
the edge of the cliff
the edge of the cliff
January 28, 2026 at 7:17 AM
playing leapfrog on
the edge of the cliff
the edge of the cliff
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pardon me, may i pet your peeve
January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
pardon me, may i pet your peeve
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The thumb war is a distraction from rock paper scissors
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 AM
The thumb war is a distraction from rock paper scissors
hey guess how many
fingers im holding up
the guy mugging me at
gunpoint: i can see its 10
you win *gives wallet*
fingers im holding up
the guy mugging me at
gunpoint: i can see its 10
you win *gives wallet*
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 AM
hey guess how many
fingers im holding up
the guy mugging me at
gunpoint: i can see its 10
you win *gives wallet*
fingers im holding up
the guy mugging me at
gunpoint: i can see its 10
you win *gives wallet*
in for a penis in for a pound
January 28, 2026 at 6:51 AM
in for a penis in for a pound
they didnt have mine
January 28, 2026 at 6:43 AM
they didnt have mine
what if i had a soda pop rn
January 28, 2026 at 6:06 AM
what if i had a soda pop rn
im asking my dog
to paws my game
to paws my game
January 28, 2026 at 5:52 AM
im asking my dog
to paws my game
to paws my game
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Your honour I would like to appeal to move this trial to a later date as my client has appeared to have splooged in his pants
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Your honour I would like to appeal to move this trial to a later date as my client has appeared to have splooged in his pants
hey the smart police called
and they want their... their
fuckin..... um... youre dumb
and they want their... their
fuckin..... um... youre dumb
January 28, 2026 at 5:37 AM
hey the smart police called
and they want their... their
fuckin..... um... youre dumb
and they want their... their
fuckin..... um... youre dumb
You've heard of an unreliable
narrator, but have you ever
heard of an unreasonable
one? No. No, you haven't.
Cause you're dumb. Just like
the protagonist. Anyway then
they fell off a cliff and died.
Or perhaps they didn't. Send
me some money and maybe
I'll tell you in the next book.
narrator, but have you ever
heard of an unreasonable
one? No. No, you haven't.
Cause you're dumb. Just like
the protagonist. Anyway then
they fell off a cliff and died.
Or perhaps they didn't. Send
me some money and maybe
I'll tell you in the next book.
January 28, 2026 at 5:26 AM
You've heard of an unreliable
narrator, but have you ever
heard of an unreasonable
one? No. No, you haven't.
Cause you're dumb. Just like
the protagonist. Anyway then
they fell off a cliff and died.
Or perhaps they didn't. Send
me some money and maybe
I'll tell you in the next book.
narrator, but have you ever
heard of an unreasonable
one? No. No, you haven't.
Cause you're dumb. Just like
the protagonist. Anyway then
they fell off a cliff and died.
Or perhaps they didn't. Send
me some money and maybe
I'll tell you in the next book.
i hate my life but i might
hate your life even more
so ill just shut up about it
hate your life even more
so ill just shut up about it
January 28, 2026 at 5:22 AM
i hate my life but i might
hate your life even more
so ill just shut up about it
hate your life even more
so ill just shut up about it
youll just have to take my
word for a lot of this stuff
i dont have the budget for
all of the special effects
word for a lot of this stuff
i dont have the budget for
all of the special effects
January 28, 2026 at 5:20 AM
youll just have to take my
word for a lot of this stuff
i dont have the budget for
all of the special effects
word for a lot of this stuff
i dont have the budget for
all of the special effects
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the freak in me sees the freak in you, even if the freak in you hates to see the freak in me
January 27, 2026 at 3:24 AM
the freak in me sees the freak in you, even if the freak in you hates to see the freak in me
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youre on my mind and youre
going to want to wean off of
it slowly to avoid withdrawals
going to want to wean off of
it slowly to avoid withdrawals
January 28, 2026 at 4:55 AM
youre on my mind and youre
going to want to wean off of
it slowly to avoid withdrawals
going to want to wean off of
it slowly to avoid withdrawals
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