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@holojester.bsky.social
· Jun 25
ABANDON ALL MOPE
YE WHO ENTER HERE
YE WHO ENTER HERE
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telling the little kid with tiger face paint that i know theyre not a real tiger
December 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
telling the little kid with tiger face paint that i know theyre not a real tiger
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making extra trash to give to the landfill for christmas
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
making extra trash to give to the landfill for christmas
i dont even remember the
last time i leveled up it just
takes so many battles now
last time i leveled up it just
takes so many battles now
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i dont even remember the
last time i leveled up it just
takes so many battles now
last time i leveled up it just
takes so many battles now
i scored two duis
and three assists
and three assists
December 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i scored two duis
and three assists
and three assists
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I’ve got nothing left to give but I sure do have a lot of it
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’ve got nothing left to give but I sure do have a lot of it
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I'm like a shark if I stop posting I'll suffocate
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm like a shark if I stop posting I'll suffocate
i was out saving the world
while you were busy farting
while you were busy farting
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i was out saving the world
while you were busy farting
while you were busy farting
whoa cool they have
the digital version of
peoples love on here
the digital version of
peoples love on here
December 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
whoa cool they have
the digital version of
peoples love on here
the digital version of
peoples love on here
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my boss: you dont listen
and your performance is
barely above satisfactory
me: no YOURE the
saddest factory!!
and your performance is
barely above satisfactory
me: no YOURE the
saddest factory!!
December 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
my boss: you dont listen
and your performance is
barely above satisfactory
me: no YOURE the
saddest factory!!
and your performance is
barely above satisfactory
me: no YOURE the
saddest factory!!
marijuana is an
expect-a-rant
expect-a-rant
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
marijuana is an
expect-a-rant
expect-a-rant
𝟭𝟬 𝗕𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀
𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 🔥
Is there fire?
Why is fire hot?
How did they get
a fire in the sky?
Does fire fighting
burn your fists?
Are my raps fire?
Should I drink gas?
(it smells good)
Why did I get fired?
Why does all
my food burn?
Can fire get lung
cancer from smoking?
𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 🔥
Is there fire?
Why is fire hot?
How did they get
a fire in the sky?
Does fire fighting
burn your fists?
Are my raps fire?
Should I drink gas?
(it smells good)
Why did I get fired?
Why does all
my food burn?
Can fire get lung
cancer from smoking?
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
𝟭𝟬 𝗕𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀
𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 🔥
Is there fire?
Why is fire hot?
How did they get
a fire in the sky?
Does fire fighting
burn your fists?
Are my raps fire?
Should I drink gas?
(it smells good)
Why did I get fired?
Why does all
my food burn?
Can fire get lung
cancer from smoking?
𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 🔥
Is there fire?
Why is fire hot?
How did they get
a fire in the sky?
Does fire fighting
burn your fists?
Are my raps fire?
Should I drink gas?
(it smells good)
Why did I get fired?
Why does all
my food burn?
Can fire get lung
cancer from smoking?
𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘰
𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥. 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘰?
uhh yeah im in a field and
i am technically alive. not
much else to say. i thought
i saw a cow earlier. but it
was just a rock. back to you
𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦
𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥. 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘰?
uhh yeah im in a field and
i am technically alive. not
much else to say. i thought
i saw a cow earlier. but it
was just a rock. back to you
𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦
𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
December 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘰
𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥. 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘰?
uhh yeah im in a field and
i am technically alive. not
much else to say. i thought
i saw a cow earlier. but it
was just a rock. back to you
𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦
𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥. 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘰?
uhh yeah im in a field and
i am technically alive. not
much else to say. i thought
i saw a cow earlier. but it
was just a rock. back to you
𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦
𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
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porn is kinda like cuck simulator
December 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
porn is kinda like cuck simulator
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people piss me off. but they also poop me on, or whatever the opposite of piss off is.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
people piss me off. but they also poop me on, or whatever the opposite of piss off is.
cemetary groundskeeper:
HEY get out of here!!
youre only brain dead
me: dang it
HEY get out of here!!
youre only brain dead
me: dang it
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
cemetary groundskeeper:
HEY get out of here!!
youre only brain dead
me: dang it
HEY get out of here!!
youre only brain dead
me: dang it
mercenary: we need to
make every shot count
me, just before getting shot:
um bullets cant learn math
make every shot count
me, just before getting shot:
um bullets cant learn math
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
mercenary: we need to
make every shot count
me, just before getting shot:
um bullets cant learn math
make every shot count
me, just before getting shot:
um bullets cant learn math
im developing an app that
just stabs you with a knife
just stabs you with a knife
December 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
im developing an app that
just stabs you with a knife
just stabs you with a knife
pick a card 🫴 🃏 💳 🚘d
December 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
pick a card 🫴 🃏 💳 🚘d
i used to be a line cook and
then i moved up to 2d shapes
then i moved up to 2d shapes
December 13, 2025 at 8:55 AM
i used to be a line cook and
then i moved up to 2d shapes
then i moved up to 2d shapes
i turned on notifications
for when im an idiot and
then my phone exploded
for when im an idiot and
then my phone exploded
December 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
i turned on notifications
for when im an idiot and
then my phone exploded
for when im an idiot and
then my phone exploded
just because we arent bffs
doesnt mean we cant make
pretend here on the internet
doesnt mean we cant make
pretend here on the internet
December 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
just because we arent bffs
doesnt mean we cant make
pretend here on the internet
doesnt mean we cant make
pretend here on the internet
me: can i play
your fat violin?
musician: cello
me: sorry. hello can i
play your fat violin?
your fat violin?
musician: cello
me: sorry. hello can i
play your fat violin?
December 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
me: can i play
your fat violin?
musician: cello
me: sorry. hello can i
play your fat violin?
your fat violin?
musician: cello
me: sorry. hello can i
play your fat violin?
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I'm becoming my true authentic self and she's cringe as fuck actually.
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm becoming my true authentic self and she's cringe as fuck actually.
somebody told me that
social media makes you
disagreeable and angry
but i dont believe that
and it really pissed me off
social media makes you
disagreeable and angry
but i dont believe that
and it really pissed me off
December 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
somebody told me that
social media makes you
disagreeable and angry
but i dont believe that
and it really pissed me off
social media makes you
disagreeable and angry
but i dont believe that
and it really pissed me off