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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️

@laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social

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My posts are an epic (as in a poem) written backwards that ends when Bluesky or I die Baddest bitch witch 28 she/her (Dms closed) @Laozipoet.bsky.social is where I make art @MyatheHoe.bsky.social is where my bussy is I don't have any money to give

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · May 10

One day I'll drop a post so good you'll notice me.

It wasn't that last one though. I deleted that one.

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 45m

Even his mental decline was on display

Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 46m

Bro trump platformed on being an evil dictator his whole campaign. What little plans he himself had were all out for display right next to project 2025, written by everyone he keeps close.

So yeah, unless you didn't vote for trump, "I didn't vote for this" just rings hollow to me.

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 51m

... You could post, AND go to a protest.

Shit some people post FROM protests.

Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 52m

“stop posting and get your ass to the protests!” bro i’m just posting i’m a little guy i’m not a political tyrant put the baseball bat down stop yelling at me

Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 14h

It feels like you're ai generated?

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 17h

Them: Can you help me?

Me: I don’t work here.

Them: Oh, sorry. *leaves*

My boss: You need to stop doing that.

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 14h

My boyfriend @cardboardcthulhu.bsky.social knitted these sleeves for me cuz he's the best

A trans girl giving a duck face with bunched up knitted sleeves

A trans girl smiling with pulled up knitted sleeves

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 20h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 14h

If I ever tell someone to “get my good side” in a pic, I’m probably talking about my butt

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 16h

ME: a doctor put a curse on me

WIFE: which doctor

ME: yes

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foid enabler | memes 📄 @femoidenabler.bsky.social · 22h

I only read.
I don't comment.
Anti-social even on the internet, huh?

#memes #meme #manga #animanga #mononokesharing #mononoke #sharing #asocial

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d

Due to inflation I'll still be buying myself a little treat.

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 1d

do you want to hunt me for sport later?

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 1d

Are my boobs tender cuz they're growing, or cuz I make my bf bite the fuck out of them?
🤔🤔🤔

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 2d

Feels like someone held my eyelids open and poured sand directly on to my eyeball. At least it isn’t Monday huh

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TheRatmanIsHere! @theratmanreturns.bsky.social · 2d

The shitty people convinced everyone else that we shouldn’t punch them in the face

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 2d

Gross if literal:

Getting your shit together

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 2d

Most media I consumed growing up convinced me that you could just punch a guy if they're shitty enough.

And I think not enough shitty people are getting punched enough anymore.

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 2d

Ok, what's a Mastodon?

Some type of dinosaur?

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 2d

If you have nothing nice to say get ya a bsky account

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 2d

I shot a Halloween porno. It's called the giant purple penis eater

AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2d

I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called the pussy Terminator

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 2d

I shot a Halloween porno. It’s called Longlegs Wide Open

Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 2d

My birthstone is just a dense gram of weed

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Jun 10

My birthstone is just an old almond I always seem to have at the bottom of my purse for some reason

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 2d

Is updating a game after 1 in the morning good or bad scheduling, idk

Laozi Poet Mya🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoet.bsky.social · 2d

I got some feedback from friends and online people and have stayed up way too late updating Witch Hunt in Bullet Hell.
Patch notes will be in the comments <3
#indiedev #WitchHuntinBulletHell

Witch Hunt in Bullet Hell | Play on gd.games

gd.games

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Laozi Poet Mya🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoet.bsky.social · 2d

I got some feedback from friends and online people and have stayed up way too late updating Witch Hunt in Bullet Hell.
Patch notes will be in the comments <3
#indiedev #WitchHuntinBulletHell

Witch Hunt in Bullet Hell | Play on gd.games

gd.games

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 2d

I couldn't tell you anything about this show but I remember it fondly

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Kitty in heat 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @catgirlboy.bsky.social · 2d

i would make out with every girl if i could

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