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Django Wexler
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Author of fantasy novels.
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My stuff at https://djangowexler.com/
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EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD EXCEPT ME is out today!

www.amazon.com/dp/B0DMNHMKRJ/

This is book two of the DARK LORD DAVI duology, the thrilling conclusion!
At one point Rian Johnson joked that Craig should do a different accent in each movie, with no one ever remarking on the change. I'm kind of sad they never did it
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ah, the downside of Paradox games. Hit a crucial stage in my game and it's just ... borked.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Witchcraft
this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Anyone else read Rakesfall?
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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This is one of my favourite fun fantasy novellas! Go grab it!
I do! If you sign up I'll even send you a free novella, it's about a group of adventurers that slays a dragon on the first page and then discovers the real challenge is getting the treasure back home. Gold is heavy! And there are dangerous bankers.

djangowexler.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I do! If you sign up I'll even send you a free novella, it's about a group of adventurers that slays a dragon on the first page and then discovers the real challenge is getting the treasure back home. Gold is heavy! And there are dangerous bankers.

djangowexler.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Something I talked about quite a while ago now fully come to pass: the ease of generating AI visuals makes "AI" synonymous with "cheap/shoddy".

From a CODBLOPS review:
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
New economic plan: generate more seigniorage by putting cute animals on banknotes and getting people to hoard them

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
A lot of axolotls: the amphibian-themed banknote Mexicans don’t want to spend
Nearly 13m people are hoarding millions of dollars’ worth of the stylish 50 peso note, featuring Mexico’s cutest critter
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Z's current favorite game involves the panda family, father and daughter, being gently teabagged by all the other animals one after another.
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Watched BALLERINA and while it's not QUITE the sapphic John Wick I was hoping for it was still very good.

(Not to be confused with JOHN WICK: BALLERINA, confusingly.)
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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No current plans to go back, for a few reasons, but there will always be easter eggs going forward.

Favorite recent books
Everybody Wants to Rule the World (Except Me) by @djangowexler.bsky.social
Overgrowth by Mira Grant a.k.a. @seananmcguire.bsky.social
Any plans on returning to older series or just going to keep writing new material? I’m good with either honestly 😂 Also what’s your favorite book you’ve read recently?
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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HERE TEA DRAGONS, the complete collection of Tea Princess Chronicles stories is coming in ALL formats, EVERYWHERE!

✨ Baby dragon shenanigans
✨ Magical tea ingredients wreaking chaos
✨ Stories of helping people who need it most, and having each other's backs, and love

buy.bookfunnel.com/ggmr85sgj5
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Anybody getting Night on Bald Mountain vibes?
Like some kind of grim Omen of things to come, #Hawaii ’s #Kilauea volcano just unleashed a MASSIVE WING SHAPED eruption with lava fountains soaring 1,500+ feet high
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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🚨 Tea Princess Chronicles is officially OUT of Kindle Unlimited! 🚨

Wherever you buy or borrow ebooks, this complete cozy fantasy series is now available for you to binge. 💖
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Getting back on the road. So many, many thanks to all of you who came out last night, to @djangowexler.bsky.social for the questions and the dinner conversation, and to @brick-mortar.bsky.social for having us. We both left a bunch of signed copies behind, of many books, so if you didn't make it...
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
In a book this would be evidence that she is secretly a time traveler.
me: *telling 3yo something about our wedding*

3yo: I was not there yet!

me: that's true! you weren't born yet.

3yo: I was in South America!

me: ...no

3yo: yes, I was there when I was 4.

me: you have not been 4 yet either!

3yo: when YOU will be 4, you will also go there!

me: .................
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Kpop Demon Hunters birthday party! 🎤😈✨
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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It is a really cool sign...
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Heading over soon!
PEOPLES OF REDMOND I HAVE MANIFESTED IN YOUR CITY

BEWARE

B E W A R E ! ! !

And then come out to @brick-mortar.bsky.social where I'll be chatting with @djangowexler.bsky.social about an hour or so from now.
PEOPLES OF THE AMERICAN WEST COAST

I'm about to get on the road to Los Angeles as I fully begin this trip. Hope to see many of you tonight and in the nights to come.
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Today's cooking experiment: cinnamon rolls
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Good morning
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Had a fantastic time at the @peterclines.bsky.social book signing at Parallel Worlds bookstore yesterday. Peter chatted about his newest GOD’S JUNK DRAWER, the books he’s loved & so much more.

Today he will be having an event in Seattle, Brick & Mortar books with @djangowexler.bsky.social.
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Frustrating when you're playing a newish paradox game and the answer to a question seems to be "literally nobody but the devs know". I'm used to coming to them late after the wiki forms.
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sunday!
Just a few days til our event with @peterclines.bsky.social, author of GOD'S JUNK DRAWER! 🦕 Sunday, November 16 at 5:30PM, Peter will join us for a discussion with @djangowexler.bsky.social, author of HOW TO BECOME THE DARK LORD AND DIE TRYING. No tickets/registration required. Buckle up, readers!
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM