Smams
@smams.bsky.social
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Evil friendshiped to hulk fucks car dot top
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Saying that any single industry or business using a FULL PERCENT of water that wasn't being consumed before is nothing is actual "the short glass has less water" behavior. Instead of saying the percent can you give us the gallons?
And from what I can tell the DCs are only using 0.3-1.5% of the area's water.
It says the DCs are drawing water already polluted with nitrates, evaporating some of it, and returning it to a wastewater facility.
It says the DCs are drawing water already polluted with nitrates, evaporating some of it, and returning it to a wastewater facility.
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Saying that any single industry or business using a FULL PERCENT of water that wasn't being consumed before is nothing is actual "the short glass has less water" behavior. Instead of saying the percent can you give us the gallons?
Your email didn't find me. It got lost. Sorry.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Your email didn't find me. It got lost. Sorry.
*agent talking to their client voice* I KNOW that your politics are coherent, but what you've gotta understand, is this guy's politics? Look,
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
*agent talking to their client voice* I KNOW that your politics are coherent, but what you've gotta understand, is this guy's politics? Look,
Oh my skeet isn't loading? I guess it's free then haha
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Oh my skeet isn't loading? I guess it's free then haha
We should do something about this
some people take cold showers. the water never warms up. ever.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
We should do something about this
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*Concerned Mom Voice* Hey honey, your favorite! We're having fireblu pie tonight! *Distant Imp Ough*
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
*Concerned Mom Voice* Hey honey, your favorite! We're having fireblu pie tonight! *Distant Imp Ough*
meat pie but it looks like pumpkin pie does so it's just open faced meat texture like a shitty doom wad
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
meat pie but it looks like pumpkin pie does so it's just open faced meat texture like a shitty doom wad
Girl who transitions in her 60s so she can be a GILF with perky naturals.
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Girl who transitions in her 60s so she can be a GILF with perky naturals.
We must consider the relative nature of a "banger". For me? 20 likes will do it. For you?
Well.. let's just say you have some catching up to do.
Well.. let's just say you have some catching up to do.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
We must consider the relative nature of a "banger". For me? 20 likes will do it. For you?
Well.. let's just say you have some catching up to do.
Well.. let's just say you have some catching up to do.
Hey yo you ever donated O- blood in the fall of 2021? Haha yeah, I thought so, I can smell it. Anyways, it's very likely your blood is in my penis right now, because I drained every bank dry after my "incident"
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hey yo you ever donated O- blood in the fall of 2021? Haha yeah, I thought so, I can smell it. Anyways, it's very likely your blood is in my penis right now, because I drained every bank dry after my "incident"
Ok yeah sure nyt that's very cool, why are all the battery handlers oiled tf up?
Despite decades of evidence on the toxic effects of lead battery recycling, companies opted not to act and blocked efforts to clean up the industry. nyti.ms/3XeyamO
Auto Industry Was Warned For Years of Poisoning, Sickness From Car Batteries
Despite decades of evidence on the toxic effects of lead battery recycling, companies opted not to act and blocked efforts to clean up the industry.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Ok yeah sure nyt that's very cool, why are all the battery handlers oiled tf up?
Teach a man fish he will understand fish
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Teach a man fish he will understand fish
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Honorary
We need a new degree of murder
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Honorary
We need a new degree of murder
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We need a new degree of murder
Naked posts. Big posts. Big naked posts.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Naked posts. Big posts. Big naked posts.
Ah but can a machine do this?
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Ah but can a machine do this?
I am the first LLM model to large language
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I am the first LLM model to large language
Sweating profusely before the heat comes so when it does I don't have to sweat then
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sweating profusely before the heat comes so when it does I don't have to sweat then
I'm selling smams, a dime a dozen. For free really.
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I'm selling smams, a dime a dozen. For free really.
Van life but I live in a trendy shoe
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Van life but I live in a trendy shoe
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once again I'm winning for having a bureaucracy kink
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
once again I'm winning for having a bureaucracy kink
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I want it to feel like I'm boiling alive in front of you, and I'm not mentioning it. And I want you to enjoy that.
October 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I want it to feel like I'm boiling alive in front of you, and I'm not mentioning it. And I want you to enjoy that.
I would like to formally call out @fairygodmegan.bsky.social for being FAKE. Everyone only likes her because she's nice to them! and jokes around!
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I would like to formally call out @fairygodmegan.bsky.social for being FAKE. Everyone only likes her because she's nice to them! and jokes around!
I have two wolves inside of me, one has reached the liver, the other is on my femur bone.
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I have two wolves inside of me, one has reached the liver, the other is on my femur bone.