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smams.bsky.social
Smams
@smams.bsky.social
1K followers 700 following 7.2K posts
Notable adult Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt" It's not a pepe, it's its own frog 1 like = 1 smam I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 13d
GOOGLE: How to pin other's post to profile
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car fucks hulk @carfuckshulk.top · 13d
good i hope you turn into a little smams puddle and i'll go vacuum you up and put you in a jar and put a figurine in the jar and everyone will think its a cum jar but no its a smams jar
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 5m
wow
smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 32m
That's why you're actually astrid and I'm smams
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 40m
I'd probably say something like "I had fallen asleep shortly after the previous post and just woken up."
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 1h
Sorry, I was sleeping. I'll make a skeet explainer later
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 11h
I'm going to make a twelve hour video explaining all of my skeets now
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 11h
yes this picture is what I was thinking of when I made that post
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 11h
I want it to feel like I'm boiling alive in front of you, and I'm not mentioning it. And I want you to enjoy that.
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 12h
I don't like that
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 12h
great, now all I need to do is @ lourve, and we're off to the races
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 12h
you see, this is why I asked for your plan
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 12h
I think you should be like those lourve posters, like "yeah you're thing is cool, but theres a GOT dang CHEETO in the whitehouse!" or maybe like aaah's replyhaters like "wait until you learn why COMMUNISM is FAILURE!!!"
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 12h
ok, I trust you
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 12h
ok, what's your plan?
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 12h
it sucks being a guy poster because weirdos won't antagonize you and by proxy make you more notable, this is the only documented case of systemic misandry
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🪦 frankenstein fucks car 🎃 @hulkfuckscar.top · 12h
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puff!: you guys don't actually think hasan shocked his dog right. phat car ass on thick green dick (me): i have to believe he didnt because he's really hot
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 12h
yeah, sure
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 13h
I'll shower tomorrow
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 13h
it expresses what I wanted to perfectly. The big empty room, the incredible smallness and out of place vibe. The empty smile. I'm framing it.
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 13h
I think this is a masterful work of photography
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 13h
:)
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 13h
I thiought it was kind of funny
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 13h
no, there was an additon
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 13h
like it, love it, gotta have it, alright buddy
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 13h
like it, love it, gotta have it, alright buddy
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smams.bsky.social
Smams @smams.bsky.social · 13h
I bought a knife or sword
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