Smams
@smams.bsky.social
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
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I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Evil friendshiped to hulk fucks car dot top
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Hey guys check this out
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Hey guys check this out
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Me and most of my reply guys (and additional people if they don't like the label)
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Me and most of my reply guys (and additional people if they don't like the label)
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the cumstack should be schedule 1. Too many young adults are cumming their brains out and dehydrating into mummies on the streets.
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
the cumstack should be schedule 1. Too many young adults are cumming their brains out and dehydrating into mummies on the streets.
I've gotta take drugs and listen to all my favorite music because all my songs are made for drug enjoyment. Except for some of them, those just feel like drugs when you're sober, and then if you did drugs then that's double dosage, which is bad I hear.
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I've gotta take drugs and listen to all my favorite music because all my songs are made for drug enjoyment. Except for some of them, those just feel like drugs when you're sober, and then if you did drugs then that's double dosage, which is bad I hear.
GOD-DAMNIT is the song of the summer.
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
GOD-DAMNIT is the song of the summer.
foreplay/long time? I sure hope so!
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
foreplay/long time? I sure hope so!
I'm an empath so I'm of the knowledge that donald trump is not having a good time
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I'm an empath so I'm of the knowledge that donald trump is not having a good time
holy shit my headphone just dissassembled itself for no reason. Why is this allowed?
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
holy shit my headphone just dissassembled itself for no reason. Why is this allowed?
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If the joke is that you are making a bad joke you can make a bad joke. Secret advice.
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If the joke is that you are making a bad joke you can make a bad joke. Secret advice.
G3nerally, I'm opposed to getting shot. But woke has convinced me that the vaccine might have some interest ing benifits
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
G3nerally, I'm opposed to getting shot. But woke has convinced me that the vaccine might have some interest ing benifits
From the "laides man": go up to your girl and call her titties "fecund" (it means fertile)
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
From the "laides man": go up to your girl and call her titties "fecund" (it means fertile)
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harry potter has died
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
harry potter has died
It's crazy how I'm 21. years of age. I've got the rest of my life to be extremely annoying, so I don't have to do it right now. I'm doing it anywhay.
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's crazy how I'm 21. years of age. I've got the rest of my life to be extremely annoying, so I don't have to do it right now. I'm doing it anywhay.
As the only ethical straight man I *am* looking for a "mom with benefits" relationship but I am willing to provide "dad with benefits" in return
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
As the only ethical straight man I *am* looking for a "mom with benefits" relationship but I am willing to provide "dad with benefits" in return
It's crazy how "believe women" doesn't extend to Margory Tailor Green.
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's crazy how "believe women" doesn't extend to Margory Tailor Green.
Im gonna knock your block off
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Im gonna knock your block off
Seeing a Bot tan reply makes me experience the choking rage of a dandy in the 1700s having his father's name maligned
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Seeing a Bot tan reply makes me experience the choking rage of a dandy in the 1700s having his father's name maligned
One day I'll explain a joke and it'll be funnier.
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
One day I'll explain a joke and it'll be funnier.
One time I took an audience suggestion and I could only hear "ooboofooratz" I had to ask for a clarification like 5 times. "ooboofooratz ooboofooratz"
"uber for rats"
"uber for rats"
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
One time I took an audience suggestion and I could only hear "ooboofooratz" I had to ask for a clarification like 5 times. "ooboofooratz ooboofooratz"
"uber for rats"
"uber for rats"
Please use my data to sell to advertisers! This is explicit permission to use my numbers for evil! @facebook
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Please use my data to sell to advertisers! This is explicit permission to use my numbers for evil! @facebook
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Girl in favor of chastity for religious reasons
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Girl in favor of chastity for religious reasons
You see the joke here is a pun. A play on words. A little figure of speech that holds with in it an innuendo.
I cum from a long line of polyamorists
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You see the joke here is a pun. A play on words. A little figure of speech that holds with in it an innuendo.
I cum from a long line of polyamorists
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I cum from a long line of polyamorists