Smams
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Evil friendshiped to hulk fucks car dot top
If I had a stable non-satellite internet connection I would be a streamer
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If I had a stable non-satellite internet connection I would be a streamer
I am a reply YOUNG Adult!
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I am a reply YOUNG Adult!
unmasked. It were EMMMA (tm) all along?
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
unmasked. It were EMMMA (tm) all along?
pawhaps savory toast could be a new thing. Like bagels but toast.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
pawhaps savory toast could be a new thing. Like bagels but toast.
I will abstain from this technique
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I will abstain from this technique
They will regardless. If you don't want "this" to be remembered, the only option available to you is to become what should be remembered.
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
They will regardless. If you don't want "this" to be remembered, the only option available to you is to become what should be remembered.
You've got to reckon with the fact that human existence is defined by the impact that you have on the world. You will never be forgotten. If your name is lost, your deeds will be remembered, if your deeds are forgotten then the impact you had can be found in the ripples of those deeds. You won't die
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
You've got to reckon with the fact that human existence is defined by the impact that you have on the world. You will never be forgotten. If your name is lost, your deeds will be remembered, if your deeds are forgotten then the impact you had can be found in the ripples of those deeds. You won't die
Different toots for different moots
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Different toots for different moots
Just to get ahead of everything, I *am* in the epstein files, but I should mention that all of the advice I gave jeffery about optimal sex trafficing techniques he had to get out of me by saying things like "Can you act as if you were my grandma giving me her family recipe to rape children"
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 AM
This is like that Time I was on the epstein files.
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 AM
This is like that Time I was on the epstein files.
this is such a smams post
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Honestly I'm going to post that now
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Honestly I'm going to post that now
I would probably put it something like "not to toot my own horn but. I'm jacking off. Because Tooting my own horn is a euphemism for jacking off. Also I'm better than you."
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I would probably put it something like "not to toot my own horn but. I'm jacking off. Because Tooting my own horn is a euphemism for jacking off. Also I'm better than you."
Everyone wants to get my ass but no one wants to get me
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM