Basting D.C.M.
@writingdcm.bsky.social
“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan
Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
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Basting D.C.M.
@writingdcm.bsky.social
· Sep 28
Starting every day with a star date and captain’s log would fix me
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
Some days I feel like the international space station and damn if those aren’t some of the best
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Some days I feel like the international space station and damn if those aren’t some of the best
I’ve not much enjoyed being Basting D.C.M., though not for lack of trying. Something about the word—baste—seems sinister and downright archaic; two things I’m certainly not against, but have difficulty honing.
I must say though I’m going to absolutely commit to being a humbug this year hotdamn
I must say though I’m going to absolutely commit to being a humbug this year hotdamn
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I’ve not much enjoyed being Basting D.C.M., though not for lack of trying. Something about the word—baste—seems sinister and downright archaic; two things I’m certainly not against, but have difficulty honing.
I must say though I’m going to absolutely commit to being a humbug this year hotdamn
I must say though I’m going to absolutely commit to being a humbug this year hotdamn
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time for my emotional support slice of pizza
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
time for my emotional support slice of pizza
I’m thankful for a lot of things, but one thing that really takes the cake is being able to shitpost and skeet the craziest shit I can think up before juicing that crazy shit with 100% pure LSD and snail vomit and then curating it before launching it into the void’s butthole. Happy Thanksgiving
a young boy wearing a knitted hat and plaid shirt says ya filthy animals
Alt: a young boy wearing a knitted hat and plaid shirt says ya filthy animals
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November 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I’m thankful for a lot of things, but one thing that really takes the cake is being able to shitpost and skeet the craziest shit I can think up before juicing that crazy shit with 100% pure LSD and snail vomit and then curating it before launching it into the void’s butthole. Happy Thanksgiving
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"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
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subskeeting in the great thanksgiving tradition by trash talking turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
subskeeting in the great thanksgiving tradition by trash talking turkey
Sure, you might be feeling good, but you’ll never, and I mean never, get close to feeling what Woodrow Wilson felt after seeing the first tank roll off the line with the nickname “Little Willie” while undoubtedly saying “Happy Tanksgiving to me” a few months later. Legend
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Sure, you might be feeling good, but you’ll never, and I mean never, get close to feeling what Woodrow Wilson felt after seeing the first tank roll off the line with the nickname “Little Willie” while undoubtedly saying “Happy Tanksgiving to me” a few months later. Legend
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time to go plant the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
time to go plant the turkey
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"this year I'm grateful for PBJ, kewpie mayo and the ability to detach quotes"
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"this year I'm grateful for PBJ, kewpie mayo and the ability to detach quotes"
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, ask for who the bell tolls and watch nerds lose their shit
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, ask for who the bell tolls and watch nerds lose their shit
Please keep all serious inquiries and deadpan explainers inside until the joke has landed
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Please keep all serious inquiries and deadpan explainers inside until the joke has landed
It’d be funny if, as a joke, Trump named one of the turkey’s to be pardoned “Donald J. Trump” and then pardoned him but really pardoned himself and why can’t we live in that timeline
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
It’d be funny if, as a joke, Trump named one of the turkey’s to be pardoned “Donald J. Trump” and then pardoned him but really pardoned himself and why can’t we live in that timeline
The baby isn’t crying because they miss you; nor are they crying because of the horde of headless demons clawing at the crib; no, they cry because this is the music Mother Nature loves most: life, at its most primal, most innocent, and ok yeah maybe because one of the horde of headless demons farted
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The baby isn’t crying because they miss you; nor are they crying because of the horde of headless demons clawing at the crib; no, they cry because this is the music Mother Nature loves most: life, at its most primal, most innocent, and ok yeah maybe because one of the horde of headless demons farted
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I have to be somewhere in 20mins. Guess I should get dressed.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have to be somewhere in 20mins. Guess I should get dressed.
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it's already thanksgiving in australia and turkeys are on the barbie
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
it's already thanksgiving in australia and turkeys are on the barbie
Me: Something tells me not to worry, everything’s gonna be alright
Something: *whispering* I’m listening to Good Charlotte
Something: *whispering* I’m listening to Good Charlotte
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Me: Something tells me not to worry, everything’s gonna be alright
Something: *whispering* I’m listening to Good Charlotte
Something: *whispering* I’m listening to Good Charlotte
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three's company led me to believe i'd be getting involved in wacky hijinks with my landlord
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
three's company led me to believe i'd be getting involved in wacky hijinks with my landlord
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to the untrained eye it appears i am floundering through life to the trained eye too
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
to the untrained eye it appears i am floundering through life to the trained eye too
Every time I try to find the words they—HEY, STOP RUSHING AWAY FROM ME AT A FAST PACE—and they’re gone
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Every time I try to find the words they—HEY, STOP RUSHING AWAY FROM ME AT A FAST PACE—and they’re gone
Chimney Cricket is Jiminy Cricket’s dad who also happens to be a smoker
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Chimney Cricket is Jiminy Cricket’s dad who also happens to be a smoker
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always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"
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I was having an episode but skipped ahead. Already seen that one.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was having an episode but skipped ahead. Already seen that one.
I’ve got real “last leaf to change colors but first leaf to fall” vibes
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’ve got real “last leaf to change colors but first leaf to fall” vibes