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Roxy

@laboxalaroxa.bsky.social

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · Aug 27

This is my well thought out post.

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jerseyneener.bsky.social @jerseyneener.bsky.social · 7h

A juvenile scrub jay contemplating my derelict artwork.

A blue, gray and white Scrub Jay sit in a field of fallen Pine needles, looking up & to the left at ceramic heads on a twisted frame. The artwork is falling to pieces which pretty much changes the intended content.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 1d

Blocking people is a very viable option if you no longer want to see any of their posts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 1d

Remember Twitter cliques?

**thousand yard stare**

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 8h

Mastodon is too clunky 😕

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 7h

ok 😘

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

French fries are the currency of love

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

I hope the super intelligent ai puts us in the same cage together

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

I would have left Kevin Home Alone too.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 19h

Sorry I'm late, I peeled back the film lid but a long strip of plastic came off around the edge instead of it just opening, so I had to find the design team's home addresses and learn how to use a flamethrower

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 6d

hot chocolate sea with little marshmallow boats

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 9h

What if all this time you were actually eating breaded fish dicks?

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 11h

There'll be no strings to bind your hands. Not if my love can't bind your heart.
*What the large cheese pizza says to me as I open the box

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 17h

If you create enough figurines out of clay, they eventually come to life and orchestrate your demise.

Hopefully.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 20h

I'd be more upset by the prospect of Bsky dissolving if it was anything more than a figment of my imagination.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 20h

Name your kid Igor, and they'll always have a job.

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Scare-E @officelinebacker.bsky.social · 7d

Nothing brings out my inner showgirl like Irene Cara’s “Fame” popping up on my 80’s station.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 8h

is it just monkeys or are all simian paws cursed

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 8h

you evil fucking bastard, did you just leave me a voicemail!?!?

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 7h

Making sense is just optional, maybe I just be blabbing.

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 7h

A hug without an ass squeeze, is just a handshake.

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 13h

Do something small that brings you some joy today

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 12h

not bsky not mastodon but a secret third thing (cake)

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 12h

“I don’t need to wear deodorant”

~ people who need to wear deodorant

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 11h

[me logging in] zoinks

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 11h

how's everyone dissociating today?

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