Roxy
@laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
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I laugh, not because I'm happy. I laugh because I've lost my goddamned mind.
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Hope as a character flaw.
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Hope as a character flaw.
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*continues committing thought crime after thought crime*
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*continues committing thought crime after thought crime*
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It’s earlier than you’d like late to be.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
It’s earlier than you’d like late to be.
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are people still buying houses with portals to hell in the basement
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
are people still buying houses with portals to hell in the basement
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i’ll immediately stop being friends with people who think the blair witch project wasn’t real
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i’ll immediately stop being friends with people who think the blair witch project wasn’t real
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Columbia House agents have surrounded my house. I knew this day would come, but they’re not taking me alive.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Columbia House agents have surrounded my house. I knew this day would come, but they’re not taking me alive.
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anybody know the cutoff when kmart puts your layaway back
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
anybody know the cutoff when kmart puts your layaway back
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who up astral projecting
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
who up astral projecting
Occasionally, I take the time to ask myself what I believe. I'm pretty sure it'll be somewhere between my earliest memory and my last breath.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Occasionally, I take the time to ask myself what I believe. I'm pretty sure it'll be somewhere between my earliest memory and my last breath.
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When did Dora get a glow up? And why didn’t Boots get one too?
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When did Dora get a glow up? And why didn’t Boots get one too?
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If you ever overhear someone say “what the fuck” immediately followed by “geez Louise”, congratulations - you found me
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If you ever overhear someone say “what the fuck” immediately followed by “geez Louise”, congratulations - you found me
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Mr. Hand is convinced everyone is on dope.
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Mr. Hand is convinced everyone is on dope.
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y'all are fighting over pie vs cake?
*hides cookies*
*hides cookies*
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
y'all are fighting over pie vs cake?
*hides cookies*
*hides cookies*
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Today a man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that we are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively and that there's no such thing as death and life is only a dream, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Today a man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that we are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively and that there's no such thing as death and life is only a dream, Charlie Brown
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My heart has tongue and groove paneling.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My heart has tongue and groove paneling.
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you utter fools you absolute twats you fuckers of mothers
I love you
I love you
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
you utter fools you absolute twats you fuckers of mothers
I love you
I love you
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can’t believe I’ve been online friends with some of you assholes for fifteen or more years
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
can’t believe I’ve been online friends with some of you assholes for fifteen or more years
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I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
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Nobody cares what grade you’re in, Mercury. Get a job.
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Nobody cares what grade you’re in, Mercury. Get a job.
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i told someone here and i had a sex dream about them and they disappeared. for future reference, ive also had sex dreams about all of you that leave bad replies.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
i told someone here and i had a sex dream about them and they disappeared. for future reference, ive also had sex dreams about all of you that leave bad replies.
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I’m not a morning person or a night person, but a secret third thing
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I’m not a morning person or a night person, but a secret third thing
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why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
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screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
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I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot
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waffles should have more confidence
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
waffles should have more confidence