Adam
@adamurb.bsky.social
Don’t get me wrong, but don’t get me right, either.
Here’s the rub ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pdxybkcvl4yoe4rczp5r3cen/feed/aaak2h6q5xaqa
Here’s the rub ⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pdxybkcvl4yoe4rczp5r3cen/feed/aaak2h6q5xaqa
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Adam
@adamurb.bsky.social
· Jul 25
Me: (a new vampire) I still kinda want a hotdog
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who up astral projecting
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
who up astral projecting
Nobody cares what grade you’re in, Mercury. Get a job.
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Nobody cares what grade you’re in, Mercury. Get a job.
Pilot: (flying a totally normal speed, but wearing a sweater) I’M COMING IN HOT
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Pilot: (flying a totally normal speed, but wearing a sweater) I’M COMING IN HOT
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Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products
I bet enlightenment totally sucks.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I bet enlightenment totally sucks.
Me and the wife take turns dressing like this and taunting the Amazon delivery people with name calling or stuff like, “go away, we’ve already got one!”
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Me and the wife take turns dressing like this and taunting the Amazon delivery people with name calling or stuff like, “go away, we’ve already got one!”
Nobody lays on grand pianos in smoky rooms and sings about New York anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Nobody lays on grand pianos in smoky rooms and sings about New York anymore.
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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peas porridge hot? peas porridge cold? honestly bro, peas porridge of any temperature does not sound all that appetizing
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
peas porridge hot? peas porridge cold? honestly bro, peas porridge of any temperature does not sound all that appetizing
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the creepy marketplace seller is saying "c'mon through to the kitchen, just ignore that meat grinder haha" and I'm like man can't I just buy your novelty coasters from the front door here?
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
the creepy marketplace seller is saying "c'mon through to the kitchen, just ignore that meat grinder haha" and I'm like man can't I just buy your novelty coasters from the front door here?
Me: (after eating 8 fun size Snickers) omg this IS fun
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Me: (after eating 8 fun size Snickers) omg this IS fun
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Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
I’m trying to get really good at yelling “HELL YEAH” when I sneeze.
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’m trying to get really good at yelling “HELL YEAH” when I sneeze.
“Oh, what tangled webs we weave,” I say, as I try to figure out which of my outdated AirPods go with which case.
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
“Oh, what tangled webs we weave,” I say, as I try to figure out which of my outdated AirPods go with which case.
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ok wow they sure give you lots of extra skin as you age
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
ok wow they sure give you lots of extra skin as you age
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One time I called whale sounds 'Depth Metal' and now I'm banned from every meditation group in my town.
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
One time I called whale sounds 'Depth Metal' and now I'm banned from every meditation group in my town.
Imagine swindling the Indians out of the island of Manhattan, just to have the muppets take it some years later.
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Imagine swindling the Indians out of the island of Manhattan, just to have the muppets take it some years later.
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Chaos is my favourite word that's spelled like it means it.
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Chaos is my favourite word that's spelled like it means it.
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I set my clock back two hours last year, so I'm all set
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I set my clock back two hours last year, so I'm all set
Don’t forget to plant your unused baseballs from this season so they can grow into a baseball tree before next season that occasionally grabs its crotch and spits.
November 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Don’t forget to plant your unused baseballs from this season so they can grow into a baseball tree before next season that occasionally grabs its crotch and spits.
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now that baseball is over, i return ownership of my mental health to where it belongs: in custody of the 22-year-olds at Arsenal Football Club
November 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
now that baseball is over, i return ownership of my mental health to where it belongs: in custody of the 22-year-olds at Arsenal Football Club
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Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
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Horror season isn't over. Thanksgiving get-togethers are a few weeks away
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Horror season isn't over. Thanksgiving get-togethers are a few weeks away
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Please don't say hello to me if I am not wearing my hello pants.
October 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Please don't say hello to me if I am not wearing my hello pants.