It’s also very tough trying to figure out what to do or say when raising little ones.

I’m told “fuck” is often not appropriate but fuck if it isn’t funny.

Who knew right. Not I, said the brown cow as he hedged his bets on the opening market a week from Monday.

The Virgin Mary, of course, I mutter to myself weeks later because my brain just finally realized if I don’t specify which Mary and so hell it could be some other random chosen Mary

He loves Frozen and Anna and Elsa. Being an English nerd I’ve taken to the deeper emotions found in the story like of having to deal with a magical creature you created out of the void that can sing

If a genie gave me three wishes I’d use two of them wishing you the best of luck and the third one to give a voice to all hairs everywhere