Norm
@chingerhook.bsky.social
"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
formerly ogskydog
suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aaahvtsdprjuw
formerly ogskydog
suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aaahvtsdprjuw
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full contact curling
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
full contact curling
when someone tells me 'just say the word' i always respond with sussudio
February 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
when someone tells me 'just say the word' i always respond with sussudio
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me when bluesky is up: it’s fine, I’m fine, I don’t post too much
me when bluesky is down:
me when bluesky is down:
February 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
me when bluesky is up: it’s fine, I’m fine, I don’t post too much
me when bluesky is down:
me when bluesky is down:
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“here’s a draft,” i said, handing you a beer from my tap while giving you a spec script i wrote while a breeze blows in thru my window while my horse plows my field while i follow the NFL player selection while
May 24, 2024 at 2:18 PM
“here’s a draft,” i said, handing you a beer from my tap while giving you a spec script i wrote while a breeze blows in thru my window while my horse plows my field while i follow the NFL player selection while
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My trust issues also manifest themselves when I look both ways multiple times before crossing a one-way street.
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
My trust issues also manifest themselves when I look both ways multiple times before crossing a one-way street.
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Your mama don’t dance & your daddy don’t rock & roll? That explains some of what’s wrong with you.
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Your mama don’t dance & your daddy don’t rock & roll? That explains some of what’s wrong with you.
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i don’t need to have drafts to produce quality posts
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
i don’t need to have drafts to produce quality posts
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Buttigieg is a great name for a dildo.
February 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Buttigieg is a great name for a dildo.
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now that we have drafts I'm certain I won't use them for evil
February 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
now that we have drafts I'm certain I won't use them for evil
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ok but if it's a mass extinction event, who's going to post about it afterwards?
February 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
ok but if it's a mass extinction event, who's going to post about it afterwards?
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Imagine a reply guy's drafts folder
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Imagine a reply guy's drafts folder
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remember to buy more cheese, dog treats and cordial after work
- (shopping reminder accidentally put in) draft folder contents
- (shopping reminder accidentally put in) draft folder contents
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
remember to buy more cheese, dog treats and cordial after work
- (shopping reminder accidentally put in) draft folder contents
- (shopping reminder accidentally put in) draft folder contents
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Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
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I'm just glad it's not a "timesaving prefilled drafts folder with machine learned shitposts in my style"
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I'm just glad it's not a "timesaving prefilled drafts folder with machine learned shitposts in my style"
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DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
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Where I come from, a draft is what happens when your doors and windows aren't sealed up tight.
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Where I come from, a draft is what happens when your doors and windows aren't sealed up tight.
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I need a hero so i guess i better start doing hero shit
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I need a hero so i guess i better start doing hero shit
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let’s be honest
clothes are overrated
clothes are overrated
February 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
let’s be honest
clothes are overrated
clothes are overrated
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i really liked that guy with the hair that was in that show about that place
- draft folder contents
- draft folder contents
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
i really liked that guy with the hair that was in that show about that place
- draft folder contents
- draft folder contents
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making love to my tonic and gin pegging my stormy and dark eating my coke and rum's ass
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
making love to my tonic and gin pegging my stormy and dark eating my coke and rum's ass
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America isn't a white, Christian nation and the racists are losing their shit! 😂
February 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
America isn't a white, Christian nation and the racists are losing their shit! 😂
don't use the drafts folder to avoid typos you cowards. be proud of your typos.
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
don't use the drafts folder to avoid typos you cowards. be proud of your typos.
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Me: will you be my valentine?
Pizza:
Me: it's ok, you can think about it
Pizza:
Me: it's ok, you can think about it
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Me: will you be my valentine?
Pizza:
Me: it's ok, you can think about it
Pizza:
Me: it's ok, you can think about it
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