Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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One Venti lobotomy, please.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
One Venti lobotomy, please.
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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Unpopular opinion: mine
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Unpopular opinion: mine
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I’ve don’t use Google. I text my friend Randall who used to be a dental assistant
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’ve don’t use Google. I text my friend Randall who used to be a dental assistant
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Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter Didn’t Thaw the Turkey
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter Didn’t Thaw the Turkey
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there should be a Dumb Jeopardy
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
there should be a Dumb Jeopardy
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ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993)
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993)
My cats are curled up beside me. It’s nice to be wanted.
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
My cats are curled up beside me. It’s nice to be wanted.
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“Make Dinner Parties Terrifying Again.”
-Hannibal Lecter, probably
-Hannibal Lecter, probably
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“Make Dinner Parties Terrifying Again.”
-Hannibal Lecter, probably
-Hannibal Lecter, probably
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Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
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A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
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giving a knowing nod to my cat who is high on catnip while I'm high on weed
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
giving a knowing nod to my cat who is high on catnip while I'm high on weed
Guess I should go ahead & set my alarm for tomorrow. No need to sleep in when I have to work doubles on Friday & Saturday. I’ll have be up all day then.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Guess I should go ahead & set my alarm for tomorrow. No need to sleep in when I have to work doubles on Friday & Saturday. I’ll have be up all day then.
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my house is like Willy Wonka. Lick the dust on the wall, tastes just like dust
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
my house is like Willy Wonka. Lick the dust on the wall, tastes just like dust
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you’re sure.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you’re sure.
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I bought a whole set of Ninja cookware and now I can't find them.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I bought a whole set of Ninja cookware and now I can't find them.
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I know how to make contact with the dead. I've got it down to a séance.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I know how to make contact with the dead. I've got it down to a séance.
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Chernobyl would be a beautiful name for a baby boy conjoined to another baby boy
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Chernobyl would be a beautiful name for a baby boy conjoined to another baby boy
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Me: (after eating 8 fun size Snickers) omg this IS fun
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Me: (after eating 8 fun size Snickers) omg this IS fun
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13 black cats just walked single file across my yard. that can’t be good
October 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
13 black cats just walked single file across my yard. that can’t be good
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If you get an email with the subject “Knock knock”, don’t open it.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If you get an email with the subject “Knock knock”, don’t open it.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
I’ve spent the last two hours talking to one of the regulars. Every time he comes in we can’t shut up. I’m pretty sure he’s gonna ask me out. I’m gonna say yes.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’ve spent the last two hours talking to one of the regulars. Every time he comes in we can’t shut up. I’m pretty sure he’s gonna ask me out. I’m gonna say yes.
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DATE: Aren’t you the guy who tells ridiculous lies to try and impress people
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
DATE: Aren’t you the guy who tells ridiculous lies to try and impress people
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
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If I've met your pet more than three times, I have a voice for them
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If I've met your pet more than three times, I have a voice for them
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there’s too much rage in my body for stupid people to be constantly asking me questions
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
there’s too much rage in my body for stupid people to be constantly asking me questions