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Jenny Doesn’t Know

@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social

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I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it. Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her. Fuck MAGA. Twitter: HighlyIngenious

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · Dec 2

I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives

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☮️JUST ANNIE☮️ @likeitorlumpit.bsky.social · 8d

I believe there's a snuffleupagus in all of us.

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LadyDEADtera32 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 4h

Getting fired from my mortician job because I made all the dead people look like glam rockers

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 3h

I guess the site is really confused

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Nov 15

Let’s go buy moth costumes and hang out in the lighting section at Lowe’s

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 5h

We just keep letting Jared Leto happen for some reason.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10h

I hate it when I'm watching an adorable animal video, click on the sound & it's like cartoon flute music. Why. Why would you do that to an innocent animal, you psychopath

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 5h

an extinction level event would fix me

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 12h

somebody call adult rock and tell him to come get his dumbass kid.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · Jan 1

Fun fact: I have to pee

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 3h

Yes, of course it’s in German. It has been in the whole time

Bluesky asking if I’m writing in German when it’s clearly English

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 3h

I have a headache & that’s ok. Got a handful of pills to make it go away.

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Oct 30

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

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Humphrey Ghost-Kart 👻 @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · Aug 24

My favorite Greek myth is the one where the hero defeats the monster, but then the monster starts a podcast.

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Matt @coolnessinc.bsky.social · 6h

Sorry I’m late, I was praising my cat for eating all of her dinner.

She ate every last pebble, your honor!

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

I had a steel plate put in my skull, because I have a lot of cool fridge magnets.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 7h

Hugs, except with stabbing

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 6h

A fun thing that happens all the time is when my neighbor is waiting for her teen daughter in the car & instead of calling her to tell her to hurry, she honks the horn.

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 9h

My body: we should get up and do something

My brain: we already are couchrotting so we are doing something

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 9h

i am beauty, i am grace
i'm putting coffee in my face

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · Aug 18

Get in loser. We're gonna take a nap.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 23h

Casper was known as "the friendly ghost," but he wasn't actually that nice-- It's just that he was a lot easier to get along with than his brother, Omar The Knife-Wielding Ghost.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 10h

Swaddling my baby in a straitjacket

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 9h

I fully endorse this 😃

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · Nov 29

Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."

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