fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
#KeepBlueskyWeird
#KeepBlueskyWeird
Pinned
in latest night
crossing to earliest of morning
if you listen closely
quietly
you can hear
the music of the universe
crossing to earliest of morning
if you listen closely
quietly
you can hear
the music of the universe
I think it's pretty amazing that butterflies see the flowers on my phone
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I think it's pretty amazing that butterflies see the flowers on my phone
I can't wait for grandma's baked microplastics casserole and famous forever chemical gravy 🤤
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I can't wait for grandma's baked microplastics casserole and famous forever chemical gravy 🤤
you wouldn't know my shitposts, they go to another social media site
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
you wouldn't know my shitposts, they go to another social media site
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Tom Hanks branded gyoza called David S. Dumplins
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
Tom Hanks branded hair extensions called Tom’s Hanks o’ Hair
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Tom Hanks branded gyoza called David S. Dumplins
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How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
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And so it begins…
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
And so it begins…
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if anyone wants to help me buy a new life, it would be much appreciated 💜 I will be listing some of my artwork for sale soon
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November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
if anyone wants to help me buy a new life, it would be much appreciated 💜 I will be listing some of my artwork for sale soon
ko-fi.com/jendreams
ko-fi.com/jendreams
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Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Party... in the USA
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Party... in the USA
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Party... in the USA
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Party... in the USA
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Tom Hanks branded Japanese bread crumbs called Hanky’s Pankies
Tom Hanks branded tissues called Tom Hankies
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Tom Hanks branded Japanese bread crumbs called Hanky’s Pankies
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Tom Hanks branded tissues called Tom Hankies
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Tom Hanks branded tissues called Tom Hankies
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Tom Hanks branded hot dogs called Tom Franks.
Tom Hanks branded tissues called Tom Hankies
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Tom Hanks branded hot dogs called Tom Franks.
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Cause of death?
*puts sunglasses in shirt pocket*
Party rock…in the house
*puts sunglasses in shirt pocket*
Party rock…in the house
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Cause of death?
*puts sunglasses in shirt pocket*
Party rock…in the house
*puts sunglasses in shirt pocket*
Party rock…in the house
Tom Hanks branded tissues called Tom Hankies
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Tom Hanks branded tissues called Tom Hankies
all brakes no gas
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
all brakes no gas
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Contrary to its name, the Emperor Penguin holds no real power.
That is reserved for the Prime Minister Penguin.
That is reserved for the Prime Minister Penguin.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Contrary to its name, the Emperor Penguin holds no real power.
That is reserved for the Prime Minister Penguin.
That is reserved for the Prime Minister Penguin.
yall dont even butthole any more
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
yall dont even butthole any more
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who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
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My cat demonstrating the correct position in which to view today's timeline.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My cat demonstrating the correct position in which to view today's timeline.
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*touches grass*
*gets chiggers*
*gets chiggers*
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
*touches grass*
*gets chiggers*
*gets chiggers*
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This is Canada, everyone shits out of the same butt (due to the metric system)
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is Canada, everyone shits out of the same butt (due to the metric system)
I'm convinced people only drink IPAs because they feel some social pressure to think they're good
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm convinced people only drink IPAs because they feel some social pressure to think they're good
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sorry I have big boobs and correct opinions, once I get forklift certified, I'll be unstoppable
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
sorry I have big boobs and correct opinions, once I get forklift certified, I'll be unstoppable
this is about me
he didn't have to draw any hair around it
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
this is about me
Hairclittery
SUPERCLITS
Sport Clits
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hairclittery
Sport Clits
Great Clits
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Sport Clits