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Spageddy Lee
@deadbarchetta.bsky.social
· Jun 25
I subscribe to a labeler that shows who donates to elected officials but I also subscribe to @oracle.posters.rip so this looks like my Senator @wyden.senate.gov has a bunch of normal corporate donors but he's also getting bankrolled by one specific Orangutan
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
My grandmother (Dad's mom) used to make turkey stuffing with canned oysters in it. There is a sharp dividing line in my family, a few of us (my dad and me, mostly) love it and everyone else hates it.
I will admit it's one of the few Thanksgiving menu items that is NOT better the next day.
I will admit it's one of the few Thanksgiving menu items that is NOT better the next day.
Stuffing, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie are largely reserved for holiday feasts not because they’re “special” but because they’re gross actually, fight me
my take on Food Discourse is that it's always ridiculous but it's also nice to be fighting about dumb internet shit again instead of dealing with Oppressive Despair all the time so please keep posting your bad takes
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My grandmother (Dad's mom) used to make turkey stuffing with canned oysters in it. There is a sharp dividing line in my family, a few of us (my dad and me, mostly) love it and everyone else hates it.
I will admit it's one of the few Thanksgiving menu items that is NOT better the next day.
I will admit it's one of the few Thanksgiving menu items that is NOT better the next day.
I like pretty much every kind of pie that isn't pecan, but some are special enough that I go out of my way for them:
Mixed berry (this one should be Oregon's state food)
Apple
Key lime
Chocolate cream
Ham, cheese and spinach quiche with crispy shallots
Chicken pot
Mixed berry (this one should be Oregon's state food)
Apple
Key lime
Chocolate cream
Ham, cheese and spinach quiche with crispy shallots
Chicken pot
my take on Food Discourse is that it's always ridiculous but it's also nice to be fighting about dumb internet shit again instead of dealing with Oppressive Despair all the time so please keep posting your bad takes
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I like pretty much every kind of pie that isn't pecan, but some are special enough that I go out of my way for them:
Mixed berry (this one should be Oregon's state food)
Apple
Key lime
Chocolate cream
Ham, cheese and spinach quiche with crispy shallots
Chicken pot
Mixed berry (this one should be Oregon's state food)
Apple
Key lime
Chocolate cream
Ham, cheese and spinach quiche with crispy shallots
Chicken pot
Me, a progressive and doom metal fan:
So I listen to it twice, then?
So I listen to it twice, then?
Do you really like a song if you don’t listen to it on repeat for 30 minutes?
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me, a progressive and doom metal fan:
So I listen to it twice, then?
So I listen to it twice, then?
This is absolutely hilarious
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This is absolutely hilarious
I'm sorry, Charlie Brown, I'm afraid I can't do that.
What’s in the box, Charlie Brown
get in the robot, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I'm sorry, Charlie Brown, I'm afraid I can't do that.
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ME [looking at painting of a boy in a red vest]: Who did this one?
ART MUSEUM GUIDE: Cézanne.
ME: Ok... Zanne.
AMG: No, Paul Cézanne!
ME [looking around]: I don't think Paul's here, can I say it for him?
ART MUSEUM GUIDE: Cézanne.
ME: Ok... Zanne.
AMG: No, Paul Cézanne!
ME [looking around]: I don't think Paul's here, can I say it for him?
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
ME [looking at painting of a boy in a red vest]: Who did this one?
ART MUSEUM GUIDE: Cézanne.
ME: Ok... Zanne.
AMG: No, Paul Cézanne!
ME [looking around]: I don't think Paul's here, can I say it for him?
ART MUSEUM GUIDE: Cézanne.
ME: Ok... Zanne.
AMG: No, Paul Cézanne!
ME [looking around]: I don't think Paul's here, can I say it for him?
ME [looking at painting of a boy in a red vest]: Who did this one?
ART MUSEUM GUIDE: Cézanne.
ME: Ok... Zanne.
AMG: No, Paul Cézanne!
ME [looking around]: I don't think Paul's here, can I say it for him?
ART MUSEUM GUIDE: Cézanne.
ME: Ok... Zanne.
AMG: No, Paul Cézanne!
ME [looking around]: I don't think Paul's here, can I say it for him?
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
ME [looking at painting of a boy in a red vest]: Who did this one?
ART MUSEUM GUIDE: Cézanne.
ME: Ok... Zanne.
AMG: No, Paul Cézanne!
ME [looking around]: I don't think Paul's here, can I say it for him?
ART MUSEUM GUIDE: Cézanne.
ME: Ok... Zanne.
AMG: No, Paul Cézanne!
ME [looking around]: I don't think Paul's here, can I say it for him?
The only king I acknowledge
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The only king I acknowledge
The first book that Dr. Seuss illustrated was called Boners and along with three other titles - More Boners, Still More Boners, and Prize Boners for 1932 - was anthologized as The Pocket Book of Boners.
(In the 30s, "boner" was a word for a humorous or embarrassing mistake)
(In the 30s, "boner" was a word for a humorous or embarrassing mistake)
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The first book that Dr. Seuss illustrated was called Boners and along with three other titles - More Boners, Still More Boners, and Prize Boners for 1932 - was anthologized as The Pocket Book of Boners.
(In the 30s, "boner" was a word for a humorous or embarrassing mistake)
(In the 30s, "boner" was a word for a humorous or embarrassing mistake)
Boutique Clown Posse
handcrafted, artisanal clown posse
bespoke clown posse
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Boutique Clown Posse
The Little Engine That Could But Just Didn't Want To
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The Little Engine That Could But Just Didn't Want To
The best drummer I've ever heard is a Canadian, and for once I'm NOT talking about Rush.
Larnell Lewis, man. This guy is a genius.
Larnell Lewis, man. This guy is a genius.
Zildjian Live! - Larnell Lewis
YouTube video by Avedis Zildjian Company
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The best drummer I've ever heard is a Canadian, and for once I'm NOT talking about Rush.
Larnell Lewis, man. This guy is a genius.
Larnell Lewis, man. This guy is a genius.
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There are eight hobbits in a hobbyte
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
There are eight hobbits in a hobbyte
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At this point if you’re against MeToo I assume it’s because you are someone who has repeatedly sexually harassed and/or assaulted people at work.
With alt
With alt
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
At this point if you’re against MeToo I assume it’s because you are someone who has repeatedly sexually harassed and/or assaulted people at work.
With alt
With alt
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Supporting AFSCME 3299 in their strike at UCI, union solidarity is how we get stuff done. Looks like things are winding down for the day, hopefully the university pays its employees what they deserve.
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Supporting AFSCME 3299 in their strike at UCI, union solidarity is how we get stuff done. Looks like things are winding down for the day, hopefully the university pays its employees what they deserve.
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
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chatgpt is down, post handmade em dashes
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
chatgpt is down, post handmade em dashes
Hey kids, wanna know what it feels like to have a stroke?
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Hey kids, wanna know what it feels like to have a stroke?
Today I had to explain to someone why replacing a too small window that opens side-to-side with one that slides up from the bottom wouldn't magically make the opening larger. It's still half the size of the window.
(This guy also once sent me an email with the entire body text in the subject line)
(This guy also once sent me an email with the entire body text in the subject line)
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Today I had to explain to someone why replacing a too small window that opens side-to-side with one that slides up from the bottom wouldn't magically make the opening larger. It's still half the size of the window.
(This guy also once sent me an email with the entire body text in the subject line)
(This guy also once sent me an email with the entire body text in the subject line)
I am fascinated by the Octobass and seeing/hearing/feeling one played in person is a bucket list item, because no recording of something like this can really do it justice. This is the sort of instrument that you feel as much as hear because the frequencies are so low that...
This world is really broken because what do you mean it took me 34 years to learn about the existence of OCTOBASSES
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I am fascinated by the Octobass and seeing/hearing/feeling one played in person is a bucket list item, because no recording of something like this can really do it justice. This is the sort of instrument that you feel as much as hear because the frequencies are so low that...
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I often think, if there’s one aspect of having kids I’ve never quite nailed, it’s probably the parenting.
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I often think, if there’s one aspect of having kids I’ve never quite nailed, it’s probably the parenting.
Naming your AI company after the guy who stole fire from Mt. Olympus and then got punished for it by being chained to a rock and having his liver eaten by a giant eagle every day is certainly a choice
Jeff Bezos will be co-CEO of AI startup Project Prometheus
Jeff Bezos will be co-CEO of AI startup Project Prometheus
Jeff Bezos has a new job.
buff.ly
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Naming your AI company after the guy who stole fire from Mt. Olympus and then got punished for it by being chained to a rock and having his liver eaten by a giant eagle every day is certainly a choice
Another little known rule about public infrastructure: you're usually not supposed to open up the fire hydrants, but the fire dept will make an exception if you're thirsty
PSA: loose or fallen street signs are actually free. you can just grab them and take them home with you
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Another little known rule about public infrastructure: you're usually not supposed to open up the fire hydrants, but the fire dept will make an exception if you're thirsty