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fungible thadius🍥
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Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.

#KeepBlueskyWeird
Pinned
in latest night
crossing to earliest of morning
if you listen closely
quietly
you can hear
the music of the universe
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Income from my indie games over the last few years:
- 2021: $0
- 2022: $0
- 2023: $0
- 2024: $0
- 2025: $31!!!!

Don't let your dreams be memes, YOU CAN MAKE IT!

#gamedev
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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📸 Aurora
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I woke up
and you weren't here
I'm going back to sleep
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
going back to sleep now so I can respawn later
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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The one song Beethoven couldn’t play.
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Me? Get sick of you? I’ve gotten the same order at McDonald’s for 25 years and I’m not sick of that yet
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Wanna get high and forget about serious things for a while?
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
before he changed his name in 1964, Jupiter was known as Gaseous Clay
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
same
If I had been born male, I would have had an enormous penis
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
dinner's ready, babe
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the entire universe inside your embrace
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
after AI these will be the only jobs left
smoked salmon too expensive! fish don't have fingers; how are they supposed to hold the cigarettes
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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it WAS a giant rocket in my pocket actually (but it's still nice seeing you!!)
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Refrigerators with a door alarm timer are ACAB
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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how much gorilla mind energy drink did its inventor have to drink before they thought “gorilla mind” would be a product brand a person sees and thinks “it’s true, my mind isn’t gorilla enough!”
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
there's a lot of pictures of pizza crimes on this here site
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
this is about me
cat just came over and sneezed right in my face
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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We've got the blocking champion right here - HOLY MOLY
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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go away responsibilities, nobody likes you
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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huge mail day over here
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
me to my thoracic diaphragm:
you're all I need to breathe
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Soup that eats like a meal? A succulent Chinese meal!?
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM