Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑
@donutscoffeeme.bsky.social
Queen of stoner munchies. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🏳️🌈
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yap3mq6zjuvocyxwtrdatbuk/feed/aaagwp4n4v4e6
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Brain like pornhub, body like food network.
I just cut ties with like 75% of my family because they continue to defend a child rapist.
Not sure how I really feel.
Sad and tired mostly.
Not sure how I really feel.
Sad and tired mostly.
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I just cut ties with like 75% of my family because they continue to defend a child rapist.
Not sure how I really feel.
Sad and tired mostly.
Not sure how I really feel.
Sad and tired mostly.
Feeling confident today because my makeup is better than the president's.
February 3, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Feeling confident today because my makeup is better than the president's.
The only thing on TV that causes me to rant maniacally about how offensive it is is the news.
February 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
The only thing on TV that causes me to rant maniacally about how offensive it is is the news.
Here's some [NSFWish] Fat Chick Shower Content for anyone who's into that kinda thing.
Because I fell down a fatphobic rabbit hole and needed to remember my body might be fat but it's still sexy af. And I'm allowed to like it.
If you aren't into it, don't look. And that's none of my business. 🩵
Because I fell down a fatphobic rabbit hole and needed to remember my body might be fat but it's still sexy af. And I'm allowed to like it.
If you aren't into it, don't look. And that's none of my business. 🩵
February 2, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Here's some [NSFWish] Fat Chick Shower Content for anyone who's into that kinda thing.
Because I fell down a fatphobic rabbit hole and needed to remember my body might be fat but it's still sexy af. And I'm allowed to like it.
If you aren't into it, don't look. And that's none of my business. 🩵
Because I fell down a fatphobic rabbit hole and needed to remember my body might be fat but it's still sexy af. And I'm allowed to like it.
If you aren't into it, don't look. And that's none of my business. 🩵
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At my party you’ll enjoy a string quartet*
*4 packets of string cheese
*4 packets of string cheese
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
At my party you’ll enjoy a string quartet*
*4 packets of string cheese
*4 packets of string cheese
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I came for the attention; I stay for the laughs.
February 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I came for the attention; I stay for the laughs.
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that groundhog is gonna get bodied if it sees its shadow tomorrow
February 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
that groundhog is gonna get bodied if it sees its shadow tomorrow
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The Gen X urge to drive around this town, let the cops chase us around
June 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The Gen X urge to drive around this town, let the cops chase us around
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I want to live in a weird B series fantasy monstrosity that makes no sense and is full of dollar store costumes
February 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I want to live in a weird B series fantasy monstrosity that makes no sense and is full of dollar store costumes
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my dog has a cleaner mouth than I do and my dog eats shit
February 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
my dog has a cleaner mouth than I do and my dog eats shit
I feel you Grinch. My ass grew three sizes this month.
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I feel you Grinch. My ass grew three sizes this month.
Fun Valentine's date idea: we scream into heart shaped pillows for a while then eat a fuckton of fried cheese.
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Fun Valentine's date idea: we scream into heart shaped pillows for a while then eat a fuckton of fried cheese.
PSA: Fat people know they're fat. Calling them fat because your fee fees got hurt is the lowest hanging fruit. If you're gonna be a dick, at least be a creative one.
January 29, 2026 at 9:49 PM
PSA: Fat people know they're fat. Calling them fat because your fee fees got hurt is the lowest hanging fruit. If you're gonna be a dick, at least be a creative one.
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“let stand 1 minute before eating” i will wait 15 seconds max before scorching my mouth beyond repair because that is the freedom soldiers died for
January 27, 2026 at 1:53 AM
“let stand 1 minute before eating” i will wait 15 seconds max before scorching my mouth beyond repair because that is the freedom soldiers died for
Such a slut for fresh baked cookies.
January 27, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Such a slut for fresh baked cookies.
I wish I had the confidence of my neighbor trying to drive up the steep hill that is our street, which is completely covered with a sheet of ice.
January 26, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I wish I had the confidence of my neighbor trying to drive up the steep hill that is our street, which is completely covered with a sheet of ice.
Recently learned about justice sensitivity in neurospicy people and the last decade makes so much more sense now.
January 26, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Recently learned about justice sensitivity in neurospicy people and the last decade makes so much more sense now.
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shoutout to the beautiful people out there doing beautiful things to help keep this world beautiful in such darks times
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 PM
shoutout to the beautiful people out there doing beautiful things to help keep this world beautiful in such darks times
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I didn't realize this antidepressant has a side effect of a positive outlook. Gross!
January 26, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I didn't realize this antidepressant has a side effect of a positive outlook. Gross!
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It’s not a block, it’s the end of this journey together
January 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
It’s not a block, it’s the end of this journey together
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(boss pulling me aside) I need you to stop saying Lucky whenever anyone calls out sick
January 26, 2026 at 4:40 PM
(boss pulling me aside) I need you to stop saying Lucky whenever anyone calls out sick
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Live, laugh, leavin’ on a jet plane
January 25, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Live, laugh, leavin’ on a jet plane
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Someone has just said calmfulness and now I don’t feel very calmful.
January 26, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Someone has just said calmfulness and now I don’t feel very calmful.
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I sang “2 Become 1” by Spice Girls directly into your Ring cam, please respond
January 26, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I sang “2 Become 1” by Spice Girls directly into your Ring cam, please respond