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@donutscoffeeme.bsky.social
Queen of stoner munchies. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🏳️🌈
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yap3mq6zjuvocyxwtrdatbuk/feed/aaagwp4n4v4e6
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Brain like pornhub, body like food network.
I wear cardigans for their sex appeal.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I wear cardigans for their sex appeal.
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ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
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brining the turkey in Monster energy this year to offset the tryptophan
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
brining the turkey in Monster energy this year to offset the tryptophan
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(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
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Defrosting my turkey and it immediately starts asking me what year it is, if the Robot Uprising has occurred, if my home includes an underground bunker. Man, I hate cooking
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Defrosting my turkey and it immediately starts asking me what year it is, if the Robot Uprising has occurred, if my home includes an underground bunker. Man, I hate cooking
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Why does Dick Cheney sound more like a bad piercing decision.
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Why does Dick Cheney sound more like a bad piercing decision.
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if i was stripper my name would be miss erable
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
if i was stripper my name would be miss erable
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my psychiatrist says he loves my posts but he also tripled my dosage of antipsychotics so he couldn't love them 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
my psychiatrist says he loves my posts but he also tripled my dosage of antipsychotics so he couldn't love them 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much
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i got a sandcastle heart
made out of fine black sand
sometimes it turns into glass
when shit gets hot
made out of fine black sand
sometimes it turns into glass
when shit gets hot
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 AM
i got a sandcastle heart
made out of fine black sand
sometimes it turns into glass
when shit gets hot
made out of fine black sand
sometimes it turns into glass
when shit gets hot
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speak to me in 90s lyrics
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
speak to me in 90s lyrics
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“Fuck, Marry, Kill.”
-A memoir.
-A memoir.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“Fuck, Marry, Kill.”
-A memoir.
-A memoir.
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what in the Sam Hell
- me, shopping at Sam’s Club
- me, shopping at Sam’s Club
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
what in the Sam Hell
- me, shopping at Sam’s Club
- me, shopping at Sam’s Club
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
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go on, give me something to cry about, I dare you
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
go on, give me something to cry about, I dare you
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I fucked your dad in Reno
Just to watch him cry
Just to watch him cry
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I fucked your dad in Reno
Just to watch him cry
Just to watch him cry
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My dick moves when I feel you nearby. I have bonar.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My dick moves when I feel you nearby. I have bonar.
Update: Fever broke. Still feel like crap but without the aches and shakes.
Update: it's now 102.5°F
Taking an autism pill and going back to bed.
Taking an autism pill and going back to bed.
[101°F fever]
I guess you could say I'm pretty hot.
I guess you could say I'm pretty hot.
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Update: Fever broke. Still feel like crap but without the aches and shakes.
Update: it's now 102.5°F
Taking an autism pill and going back to bed.
Taking an autism pill and going back to bed.
[101°F fever]
I guess you could say I'm pretty hot.
I guess you could say I'm pretty hot.
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Update: it's now 102.5°F
Taking an autism pill and going back to bed.
Taking an autism pill and going back to bed.
[101°F fever]
I guess you could say I'm pretty hot.
I guess you could say I'm pretty hot.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
[101°F fever]
I guess you could say I'm pretty hot.
I guess you could say I'm pretty hot.
The self deprecating humor will stay on if I ever have sex again.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The self deprecating humor will stay on if I ever have sex again.
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the problem with chasing the sun is that you always run out of road
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
the problem with chasing the sun is that you always run out of road
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I’ve gone my entire life believing that everyone except me deserves forgiveness for mistakes. Perhaps I should knock it off with that shit
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’ve gone my entire life believing that everyone except me deserves forgiveness for mistakes. Perhaps I should knock it off with that shit
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i like to have one nacho then another then two then three in the fibonacho sequence
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i like to have one nacho then another then two then three in the fibonacho sequence
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Honestly RFK Jr isn’t an anomaly. He’s just what happens when a Kennedy is allowed to become too ripe.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Honestly RFK Jr isn’t an anomaly. He’s just what happens when a Kennedy is allowed to become too ripe.
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dolly could have been a golden girl: thread
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
dolly could have been a golden girl: thread