Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑
@donutscoffeeme.bsky.social
Queen of stoner munchies. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🏳️🌈
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yap3mq6zjuvocyxwtrdatbuk/feed/aaagwp4n4v4e6
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yap3mq6zjuvocyxwtrdatbuk/feed/aaagwp4n4v4e6
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Brain like pornhub, body like food network.
I saw this in reply to a political cartoon. I'm just leaving it here to remind myself there are people who truly think like this and I'm not taking crazy pills.
February 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I saw this in reply to a political cartoon. I'm just leaving it here to remind myself there are people who truly think like this and I'm not taking crazy pills.
Reminder for anyone who cares...
Green Day is opening the festivities tonight before the game.
Green Day is opening the festivities tonight before the game.
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Reminder for anyone who cares...
Green Day is opening the festivities tonight before the game.
Green Day is opening the festivities tonight before the game.
Get in, loser. We're gonna pick up some corn dogs and go flip off the Palantir billboard downtown.
February 8, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Get in, loser. We're gonna pick up some corn dogs and go flip off the Palantir billboard downtown.
Spending my evening with a pint of ice cream and mentally planning dates to offend the locals in my very red town in the reddest of red states.
Ideas welcome.
Ideas welcome.
February 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Spending my evening with a pint of ice cream and mentally planning dates to offend the locals in my very red town in the reddest of red states.
Ideas welcome.
Ideas welcome.
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you guys wouldn’t know her she goes to another bluesky
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
you guys wouldn’t know her she goes to another bluesky
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Can we start over
January 31, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Can we start over
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I bet you think this post is about you don’t you
(It is)
(It is)
February 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I bet you think this post is about you don’t you
(It is)
(It is)
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I’m mad at my uterus and my uterus is mad at me
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I’m mad at my uterus and my uterus is mad at me
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Damn boy, are you my life?
Because you’re messy af.
Because you’re messy af.
February 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Damn boy, are you my life?
Because you’re messy af.
Because you’re messy af.
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Life is messy. So is your butthole. Do something.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Life is messy. So is your butthole. Do something.
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If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
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Trying this new thing where I just stay off the internet when I'm in a good mood.
February 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Trying this new thing where I just stay off the internet when I'm in a good mood.
I just thought the way the wind was blowing the snow around was cool.
February 7, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I just thought the way the wind was blowing the snow around was cool.
I just cut ties with like 75% of my family because they continue to defend a child rapist.
Not sure how I really feel.
Sad and tired mostly.
Not sure how I really feel.
Sad and tired mostly.
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I just cut ties with like 75% of my family because they continue to defend a child rapist.
Not sure how I really feel.
Sad and tired mostly.
Not sure how I really feel.
Sad and tired mostly.
Here's some [NSFWish] Fat Chick Shower Content for anyone who's into that kinda thing.
Because I fell down a fatphobic rabbit hole and needed to remember my body might be fat but it's still sexy af. And I'm allowed to like it.
If you aren't into it, don't look. And that's none of my business. 🩵
Because I fell down a fatphobic rabbit hole and needed to remember my body might be fat but it's still sexy af. And I'm allowed to like it.
If you aren't into it, don't look. And that's none of my business. 🩵
February 2, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Here's some [NSFWish] Fat Chick Shower Content for anyone who's into that kinda thing.
Because I fell down a fatphobic rabbit hole and needed to remember my body might be fat but it's still sexy af. And I'm allowed to like it.
If you aren't into it, don't look. And that's none of my business. 🩵
Because I fell down a fatphobic rabbit hole and needed to remember my body might be fat but it's still sexy af. And I'm allowed to like it.
If you aren't into it, don't look. And that's none of my business. 🩵
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At my party you’ll enjoy a string quartet*
*4 packets of string cheese
*4 packets of string cheese
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
At my party you’ll enjoy a string quartet*
*4 packets of string cheese
*4 packets of string cheese
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I came for the attention; I stay for the laughs.
February 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I came for the attention; I stay for the laughs.
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that groundhog is gonna get bodied if it sees its shadow tomorrow
February 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
that groundhog is gonna get bodied if it sees its shadow tomorrow
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The Gen X urge to drive around this town, let the cops chase us around
June 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The Gen X urge to drive around this town, let the cops chase us around
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I want to live in a weird B series fantasy monstrosity that makes no sense and is full of dollar store costumes
February 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I want to live in a weird B series fantasy monstrosity that makes no sense and is full of dollar store costumes
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my dog has a cleaner mouth than I do and my dog eats shit
February 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
my dog has a cleaner mouth than I do and my dog eats shit
I feel you Grinch. My ass grew three sizes this month.
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I feel you Grinch. My ass grew three sizes this month.
Fun Valentine's date idea: we scream into heart shaped pillows for a while then eat a fuckton of fried cheese.
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Fun Valentine's date idea: we scream into heart shaped pillows for a while then eat a fuckton of fried cheese.