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@donutscoffeeme.bsky.social

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Queen of stoner munchies. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 41. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🏳️‍🌈 My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yap3mq6zjuvocyxwtrdatbuk/feed/aaagwp4n4v4e6

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · Nov 12

Brain like pornhub, body like food network.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 2h

Either this tonsillitis goes away overnight or I will absolutely walk around like seductive sick Monica ALL DAY tomorrow.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 2h

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 3h

Pretty rude that tomorrow is my birthday and I'm still fucking sick.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 2d

All I want for my birthday is a slow news day.

C'mon world. I'm begging you to be boring on Thursday. Just 24 hours of not being a dick so I can enjoy my cake and free Starbucks in peace.

(Fall weather would be nice, too)

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 4d

Forgot the picture. Beer cheese. Crostini. Delicious.

Yellow beer cheese dip on a crostini over the pot of cheese.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 4d

I made beer cheese dip (with Sam Adams Octoberfest) and crostini if anyone wants to come over for snacks.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 6d

Looks like it's time for my annual dance with tonsillitis, because my parents thought me having a routine surgery as a child was too much hassle.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 8d

This mindfuck needs more foreplay and more lube.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 8d

I guess you could celebrate spooky season by watching horror films. However, I'm choosing to go all in and terrify myself every day by checking the news.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 8d

Straight No Chaser will make you smile.

(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay / Proud Mary

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 8d

My delightful sense of humor? 💁🏻‍♀️

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 8d

a good neighbor smiles and nods when they see you. a great neighbor goes inside when you come out

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 8d

*taps the sign*

Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · May 29

Yes, I hate the demented circus peanut and everything he represents. No, I don't want to make it my whole personality. That's what my boobs are for.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 8d

Oh no. It seems you've accidentally spilled your political shit on my silly post. I know it's difficult to understand, but sometimes things don't need political commentary.