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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson

@yippyskippy.bsky.social

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Just a regular human shitposter. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rg6hys5qhy5rd6vmg23nrzjp/feed/aaalbpx24jmdc

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · Jun 18

Gas, grass, or ass, something fucking stinks in here.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 15m

Celebrating Hump Day with the traditional face down cry-grind on the couch

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 3h

Might just start replying to my own posts you're lame.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 2h

Um, she’s sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw the founder of Antifa’s girlfriend pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 4h

Be a proper gentleman and make out with her in the back of her minivan while she’s supposed to be out grocery shopping.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4h

JUDGE: are you both sure there’s nothing that could save your marriage?

ME: your honor, he asked me “what has 9 arms and sucks?”

JUDGE: so what was the answer?

ME: Def Leppard

JUDGE: jfc what an asshole I declare this marriage dissolved

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 4h

The last day of All Day Baseball of the year :-(

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SIDE FANGS 🧛‍♀️ @sidebangsmusic.com · 6h

Giving me room to be more instead of asking me to be less

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 5h

If they invoke the Insurrection Act then we don’t go to work anymore, pass it on.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 5h

I came here to slap some butt and outpizza the Hut, and… *chuckles* …NO ONE outpizzas the Hut

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 5h

Spent several hours shitposting and looking at dirty pictures, the rest of the day I wasted.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 5h

How dare you accuse me of something as uncouth as sending a dick pic. I’ll have you know I take great pride in sending only the finest phallus daguerreotypes to my more sophisticated mutuals.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 6h

My back cracked so loudly that all the neighbors flocked to Nextdoor to complain about people setting off firecrackers

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 6h

Be the reason she tenaciously grabs the bedsheets with both hands

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 9h

Reminds me of the time I froze up and couldn’t talk when they told me they could do that because they had perineal authority 😳

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 9h

It’s an emergency, no time to explain, just get your clothes off and meet me in bed, NOW!

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10h

*seductively teasing you under your desk as you try to make it through your cameras-on Teams call*

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10h

Failed the vibe check, so I plugged it in to get it recharged for her.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10h

Perfect costume idea. Everybody stands around wondering if it is slutty or not slutty, you stay inside a box eating snacks and not talking to people 😆

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10h

Looking forward to theorizing how slutty it could be at a given point in time

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 11h

Don’t you just hate waking up and having to check if maybe your country declared war on anyone overnight?

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 11h

Marketing myself as a purveyor of guilt-free, low-calorie creampies due to the vasectomy

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 11h

It’s really hard to get any work done when you’re sitting over there looking so hot in your sweatpants and tank top…

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 12h

hi. don’t take your phone to a protest.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 13h

Scientists are baffled, but it seems people driving around in circles in St. Louis and Cincinnati causes the heat and humidity in New Orleans to skyrocket.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 13h

Nothing says “I love you” quite like throwing them over the arm of the couch and vigorously dry-humping them at 7:25 in the morning