It’s more like my bar and grill
1. Eat healthy regular meals
2. Fresh air and exercise
3. Caffeine, lots of caffeine
4. Sleep two to three hours a night
5. Sob inconsolably
I started cooking and the dog went under my bed.
I started cooking and the dog went under my bed.
We’ve had the "it's wet out there" talk six times today. He thinks I control the weather and I'm just being a jerk.
We’ve had the "it's wet out there" talk six times today. He thinks I control the weather and I'm just being a jerk.
Many among us hoped to learn of his demise this morning.
Many among us hoped to learn of his demise this morning.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Coworker: Aw how cute!
Me: Why? He’s just way shorter than I am.
Coworker: Aw how cute!
Me: Why? He’s just way shorter than I am.
Think of it as lifting his leg on your desk.
Think of it as lifting his leg on your desk.
I lost my Mom during Toyotathon.
I lost my Mom during Toyotathon.
* eating mashed potatoes
* eating mashed potatoes
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
It’s finding the will to live that’s the challenge.
It’s finding the will to live that’s the challenge.