MrsFitz
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MrsFitz
@mrsfitz.bsky.social
· Jan 20
Sorry I said your boyfriend looks like Baron Harkonnen. It was childish & wrong. He's floating right behind me, isn't he?
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Sure we’re poor, but we’re also in debt so it evens out
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Sure we’re poor, but we’re also in debt so it evens out
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Stark reminders could benefit from a few throw pillows.
January 27, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Stark reminders could benefit from a few throw pillows.
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*Cut to me crushing butter mints to snort lines with the elderly.
January 27, 2026 at 5:55 PM
*Cut to me crushing butter mints to snort lines with the elderly.
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I'm not a brand. I'm an idiot.
May 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm not a brand. I'm an idiot.
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February 2 is almost here and if the groundhog sees his shadow on a tree, it means sycamore weeks of winter.
January 27, 2026 at 10:56 PM
February 2 is almost here and if the groundhog sees his shadow on a tree, it means sycamore weeks of winter.
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Prescription-strength reassurance
January 27, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Prescription-strength reassurance
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*scrolls manically trying to find something to make me laugh*
January 27, 2026 at 11:39 PM
*scrolls manically trying to find something to make me laugh*
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you file your taxes , i file my nails. we are exactly the same , except for the adulting part
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 PM
you file your taxes , i file my nails. we are exactly the same , except for the adulting part
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it’s just you and me against the world, deformed hot dog bun
January 27, 2026 at 10:19 PM
it’s just you and me against the world, deformed hot dog bun
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Why are they called dating website usernames and not ‘love handles’
January 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Why are they called dating website usernames and not ‘love handles’
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Would you think less of me if you knew I paid a woman to scream obscenities at me in French whilst hurling cans of Dinty Moore beef stew at my head?
January 27, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Would you think less of me if you knew I paid a woman to scream obscenities at me in French whilst hurling cans of Dinty Moore beef stew at my head?
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*flicking a lit cigarette* im not like other Muppet babies
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
*flicking a lit cigarette* im not like other Muppet babies
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A sandwich sandwiched between 2 other sandwiches is called a Mandelbrot Club and is illegal to make or even think about
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
A sandwich sandwiched between 2 other sandwiches is called a Mandelbrot Club and is illegal to make or even think about
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What wine pairs with totalitarianism?
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
What wine pairs with totalitarianism?
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I propose a toast.
Sourdough. With butter.
Sourdough. With butter.
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 AM
I propose a toast.
Sourdough. With butter.
Sourdough. With butter.
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Hold on now your house was in the MIDDLE of the street? Madness!
January 24, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Hold on now your house was in the MIDDLE of the street? Madness!
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hey fuck off with your
being younger and cooler
than me bullshit okay
being younger and cooler
than me bullshit okay
January 23, 2026 at 8:04 PM
hey fuck off with your
being younger and cooler
than me bullshit okay
being younger and cooler
than me bullshit okay
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The "stay vaguely sane" drug in his system just ran out.
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
The "stay vaguely sane" drug in his system just ran out.
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The moon doesn't care. I love the moon.
March 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The moon doesn't care. I love the moon.
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I’m a bad influence but a heck of a good time
January 23, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I’m a bad influence but a heck of a good time
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I'm loving these posts from Ohio people. "Gonna be just another day here" and to that idea. It makes me laugh. It's been a damn long time since we've seen 10" of snow in one drop. People have forgotten how to deal with that.
Gonna be fun to watch.
Gonna be fun to watch.
January 23, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I'm loving these posts from Ohio people. "Gonna be just another day here" and to that idea. It makes me laugh. It's been a damn long time since we've seen 10" of snow in one drop. People have forgotten how to deal with that.
Gonna be fun to watch.
Gonna be fun to watch.
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I'm driving and my stupid puffy coat is in my way and I have a wedgie and then St. Elmo's Fire comes on the radio so I look at myself in the rear view mirror and I say to myself, well, aren't you just an asshole.
January 23, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I'm driving and my stupid puffy coat is in my way and I have a wedgie and then St. Elmo's Fire comes on the radio so I look at myself in the rear view mirror and I say to myself, well, aren't you just an asshole.
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The literary bots are running amok.
January 23, 2026 at 8:49 PM
The literary bots are running amok.
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Canadian winter hits different and I guess for my first one it decided to show off. I can’t go outside without my blood freezing. Well played, Canada.
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Canadian winter hits different and I guess for my first one it decided to show off. I can’t go outside without my blood freezing. Well played, Canada.
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Maybe not brain fog but definitely a light mist.
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Maybe not brain fog but definitely a light mist.