MrsFitz
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MrsFitz
@mrsfitz.bsky.social
· Jan 20
Sorry I said your boyfriend looks like Baron Harkonnen. It was childish & wrong. He's floating right behind me, isn't he?
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A sandwich sandwiched between 2 other sandwiches is called a Mandelbrot Club and is illegal to make or even think about
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
A sandwich sandwiched between 2 other sandwiches is called a Mandelbrot Club and is illegal to make or even think about
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What wine pairs with totalitarianism?
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
What wine pairs with totalitarianism?
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I propose a toast.
Sourdough. With butter.
Sourdough. With butter.
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 AM
I propose a toast.
Sourdough. With butter.
Sourdough. With butter.
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Hold on now your house was in the MIDDLE of the street? Madness!
January 24, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Hold on now your house was in the MIDDLE of the street? Madness!
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hey fuck off with your
being younger and cooler
than me bullshit okay
being younger and cooler
than me bullshit okay
January 23, 2026 at 8:04 PM
hey fuck off with your
being younger and cooler
than me bullshit okay
being younger and cooler
than me bullshit okay
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The "stay vaguely sane" drug in his system just ran out.
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
The "stay vaguely sane" drug in his system just ran out.
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The moon doesn't care. I love the moon.
March 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The moon doesn't care. I love the moon.
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I’m a bad influence but a heck of a good time
January 23, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I’m a bad influence but a heck of a good time
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I'm loving these posts from Ohio people. "Gonna be just another day here" and to that idea. It makes me laugh. It's been a damn long time since we've seen 10" of snow in one drop. People have forgotten how to deal with that.
Gonna be fun to watch.
Gonna be fun to watch.
January 23, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I'm loving these posts from Ohio people. "Gonna be just another day here" and to that idea. It makes me laugh. It's been a damn long time since we've seen 10" of snow in one drop. People have forgotten how to deal with that.
Gonna be fun to watch.
Gonna be fun to watch.
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I'm driving and my stupid puffy coat is in my way and I have a wedgie and then St. Elmo's Fire comes on the radio so I look at myself in the rear view mirror and I say to myself, well, aren't you just an asshole.
January 23, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I'm driving and my stupid puffy coat is in my way and I have a wedgie and then St. Elmo's Fire comes on the radio so I look at myself in the rear view mirror and I say to myself, well, aren't you just an asshole.
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The literary bots are running amok.
January 23, 2026 at 8:49 PM
The literary bots are running amok.
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Canadian winter hits different and I guess for my first one it decided to show off. I can’t go outside without my blood freezing. Well played, Canada.
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Canadian winter hits different and I guess for my first one it decided to show off. I can’t go outside without my blood freezing. Well played, Canada.
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Maybe not brain fog but definitely a light mist.
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Maybe not brain fog but definitely a light mist.
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I’m basically always at my best, which unfortunately, is exactly the same thing as my worst, because my constant baseline is, “terrible.”
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I’m basically always at my best, which unfortunately, is exactly the same thing as my worst, because my constant baseline is, “terrible.”
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An under-appreciated reason for why dogs are so awesome: they’re called “pooches.” I mean, come on. That’s a top 10 English language word right there. So go give your pooch a smooch! (But not on the cooch!)
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 PM
An under-appreciated reason for why dogs are so awesome: they’re called “pooches.” I mean, come on. That’s a top 10 English language word right there. So go give your pooch a smooch! (But not on the cooch!)
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Your English teacher and your gym teacher are both on paid administrative leave pending an investigation into allegations they had sex on the principal's desk.
January 9, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Your English teacher and your gym teacher are both on paid administrative leave pending an investigation into allegations they had sex on the principal's desk.
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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The best way to untangle a chainsaw chain is with an Ornette Coleman solo in your heart
January 23, 2026 at 7:53 PM
The best way to untangle a chainsaw chain is with an Ornette Coleman solo in your heart
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I hate mayonnaise, strong cheeses, and The Doors. If this makes me an iconoclast, so be it
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I hate mayonnaise, strong cheeses, and The Doors. If this makes me an iconoclast, so be it
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Me and Herbie Hancock, taking our armor off for a bit, doing the inflatable man dance to Watermelon Man
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Me and Herbie Hancock, taking our armor off for a bit, doing the inflatable man dance to Watermelon Man
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I knew the weather was gonna be extreme today so I was proactive and stopped for a puzzle on my way home from work yesterday.
January 23, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I knew the weather was gonna be extreme today so I was proactive and stopped for a puzzle on my way home from work yesterday.
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me: your daughter eats salad with a spoon. was she raised by wolves?
mr & mrs wolf: what
mr & mrs wolf: what
January 23, 2026 at 4:12 PM
me: your daughter eats salad with a spoon. was she raised by wolves?
mr & mrs wolf: what
mr & mrs wolf: what
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If you love someone, feed them. People like to eat.
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 AM
If you love someone, feed them. People like to eat.
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I’ll tell you what your problem is. You don’t live with the gusto that my dog does. Dude brings a frisbee to bed.
January 21, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I’ll tell you what your problem is. You don’t live with the gusto that my dog does. Dude brings a frisbee to bed.
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everyone is fighting a battle i can see i am the battle seer
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 PM
everyone is fighting a battle i can see i am the battle seer