Crockett Houghton
@crocketthoughton.com
Horror Novelist. Film Critic. Husband. Fourth Thing.
Co-Founder & Lead Writer for https://frightaboutnow.com.
Co-Founder & Lead Writer for https://frightaboutnow.com.
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"Stranger Things has always been about change, friendship, and acceptance. It never changed to make people who didn’t get it feel better; it accepted itself for what it was beautifully."
👻📽️ Read @crocketthoughton.com's thoughts on the series finale here: www.frightaboutnow.com/p/stranger-t...
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STRANGER THINGS 5: THE END OF AN ERA
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I had a lot to say about the ending of Stranger Things. That show got me.
Would love to know where they keep "bumping into" these people. Seems to me the thoughts on the film are pretty unanimous.
February 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Would love to know where they keep "bumping into" these people. Seems to me the thoughts on the film are pretty unanimous.
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Christopher Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy the way the Greeks would have: by casting the most attractive young man in the company and giving him a really fuckable porcelain mask.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Christopher Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy the way the Greeks would have: by casting the most attractive young man in the company and giving him a really fuckable porcelain mask.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
Honestly, I could see it
February 3, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Honestly, I could see it
It was today, yesterday. It will be today tomorrow too. (but if you're asking for real, no but I HAVE posted it on groundhog day every year since 2013, or a slight variation of the same joke)
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
It was today, yesterday. It will be today tomorrow too. (but if you're asking for real, no but I HAVE posted it on groundhog day every year since 2013, or a slight variation of the same joke)
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I just felt a wave of anxiety imagining all the texts Bad Bunny will have to respond to between the Grammys and the Super Bowl.
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I just felt a wave of anxiety imagining all the texts Bad Bunny will have to respond to between the Grammys and the Super Bowl.
Honestly, this makes the most sense.
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Honestly, this makes the most sense.
The fact that they knew the year of their debuts is the icing on the cake lol
February 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The fact that they knew the year of their debuts is the icing on the cake lol
We need a sequel to the movie Groundhog Day but when everyone shows up it's just the movie Groundhog Day. No one will be disappointed.
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
We need a sequel to the movie Groundhog Day but when everyone shows up it's just the movie Groundhog Day. No one will be disappointed.
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The secret to finding 100% of your typos is just to wait until the piece is published, don't worry you'll find them all
February 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The secret to finding 100% of your typos is just to wait until the piece is published, don't worry you'll find them all
Every single time
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Every single time
So good for real. What a great start to the year.
February 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
So good for real. What a great start to the year.
I love this so much
February 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I love this so much
Cute days are the best
February 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Cute days are the best
I’m facepalming.
February 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I’m facepalming.
I went to the store with my wife today and kept telling everyone “I hope you have a bidet” instead of “good day” because we’ve been watching so much reality TV lately and I needed a personal challenge. I passed by the way, I don’t think I’m being voted off the island.
February 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I went to the store with my wife today and kept telling everyone “I hope you have a bidet” instead of “good day” because we’ve been watching so much reality TV lately and I needed a personal challenge. I passed by the way, I don’t think I’m being voted off the island.
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I was buying gluten free cookies earlier & the cashier blurted out "Ugh, gluten free is the worst!" Then she asked if I had tried gluten free cookies before & I said "Yeah, I have to eat gluten free. I have Celiac disease." Folks, I've never seen someone so embarrassed. 10/10 shopping experience.
February 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I was buying gluten free cookies earlier & the cashier blurted out "Ugh, gluten free is the worst!" Then she asked if I had tried gluten free cookies before & I said "Yeah, I have to eat gluten free. I have Celiac disease." Folks, I've never seen someone so embarrassed. 10/10 shopping experience.
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Realizing that onions are alive and then having to create a mental justification that they want to be eaten, like the pop tart mascot
February 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Realizing that onions are alive and then having to create a mental justification that they want to be eaten, like the pop tart mascot