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Crockett Houghton

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · May 1

"...The movie had a sweaty quality to it; everything was just hot and uncomfortable, even the actors. In most movies, you want your stars to look their best, but here it really felt like they were all in need of long, cold showers and a trip to the local spa..."

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Celebrating 2003's THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE - Daily Dead

If there was a horror movie remake scales of justice, it would be tipping heavily toward the side reading “FAILURE.” Most of the time, the film being revisited is a classic and really begs the questio...

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 12h

Excellent

Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 13h

(Salivates)

Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 13h

I’ve only watched once so far and holy hell it was good. One of the top horror of the year for sure. One of the best films period but we all know it will be snubbed.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 1d

Married her yesterday.

Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · Dec 29

I asked my girlfriend if there was anything she wanted from the store and the first thing she asked was, “how is our cheese situation.” I’m going to marry this woman.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 14h

Thank you!

Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 19h

Bro, eww.

Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 21h

🙏🏻

Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 21h

I love this

Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 21h

(The sound of retreating footsteps)

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 21h

(Hisses)

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 21h

People always tell you that things are different after marriage and I thought I knew what that meant so I didn't worry about it but I've been married for two days now and I'm not really sure what to do about the tentacles.