Blather Wince Repeat
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Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
Pinned
Ed draped himself in cold cuts and strutted about, mimicking the vainglorious behavior of the living. The other skeletons rattled with laughter.
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You can't have soup without freshly-baked bread. Of course you'll need to bake the bread yourself. And you'll need to grow the wheat to make the bread. And you'll need to compost the soil to grow the wheat. So step 1 to making soup is to buy 300 worms
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
You can't have soup without freshly-baked bread. Of course you'll need to bake the bread yourself. And you'll need to grow the wheat to make the bread. And you'll need to compost the soil to grow the wheat. So step 1 to making soup is to buy 300 worms
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New advert for my account
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
New advert for my account
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My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
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Eat what you want at Thanksgiving if you even do Thanksgiving and if you don't I completely understand why. You are valid. Turkey is valid. No turkey is valid. Some turkeys are invalid. Green beans in casserole form? Hell yeah for some. Major ick for others. Stick a cranberry in your pee-hole. Yay!
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Eat what you want at Thanksgiving if you even do Thanksgiving and if you don't I completely understand why. You are valid. Turkey is valid. No turkey is valid. Some turkeys are invalid. Green beans in casserole form? Hell yeah for some. Major ick for others. Stick a cranberry in your pee-hole. Yay!
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I miss them
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I miss them
Public speaking is daunting — especially when unprepared. Toastmasters™ recommends staying within your comfort zone, so I launched into ‘I Started a Joke’ in my Elmer Fudd voice. The stunned silence suggests Nana’s eulogy hit all the right notes.
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Public speaking is daunting — especially when unprepared. Toastmasters™ recommends staying within your comfort zone, so I launched into ‘I Started a Joke’ in my Elmer Fudd voice. The stunned silence suggests Nana’s eulogy hit all the right notes.
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Why is it called Butcher's twine and not hamstring
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Why is it called Butcher's twine and not hamstring
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polymarket's saying there's a 0.1% chance we're gonna have chives in the potatoes au gratin this year
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
polymarket's saying there's a 0.1% chance we're gonna have chives in the potatoes au gratin this year
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The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
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Go on, Ruby.
Take your love to town.
See if I care.
Take your love to town.
See if I care.
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Go on, Ruby.
Take your love to town.
See if I care.
Take your love to town.
See if I care.
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If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
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THe more things change
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
THe more things change
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
Manscaping with a fabric shaver proved imprudent.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Manscaping with a fabric shaver proved imprudent.
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Thinking about starting one of those accounts that posts photos of their pets with captions written from the pet's point of view. My gimmick would be that my pet is a japanese spider crab and the only thing it ever says is "I'm going to get you"
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thinking about starting one of those accounts that posts photos of their pets with captions written from the pet's point of view. My gimmick would be that my pet is a japanese spider crab and the only thing it ever says is "I'm going to get you"
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Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Men of Bluesky Calendar
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Karaoke audiences have called my rendition of Wipeout “awkward.”
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Karaoke audiences have called my rendition of Wipeout “awkward.”
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Remembering the late 🇺🇲 American actor and comedian Arthur "Harpo" Marx (23 November 1888 – 28 September 1964), seen here in the pre-Code comedy classic film "DUCK SOUP" (1933)dir. Leo McCarey
#HarpoMarx
🎬 Paramount Pictures
#HarpoMarx
🎬 Paramount Pictures
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Remembering the late 🇺🇲 American actor and comedian Arthur "Harpo" Marx (23 November 1888 – 28 September 1964), seen here in the pre-Code comedy classic film "DUCK SOUP" (1933)dir. Leo McCarey
#HarpoMarx
🎬 Paramount Pictures
#HarpoMarx
🎬 Paramount Pictures
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You call this a luau? You call this poi? You call this rumaki? Sorry, I've never been to one of these.
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You call this a luau? You call this poi? You call this rumaki? Sorry, I've never been to one of these.
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“AT THE CIRCUS” (1939) dir. Edward Buzzell
Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“AT THE CIRCUS” (1939) dir. Edward Buzzell
Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
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Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
Like a phoenix risen from the ashes, I too have flown covered in soot and reeking of smoke, which I imagine is frowned upon even in coach.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Like a phoenix risen from the ashes, I too have flown covered in soot and reeking of smoke, which I imagine is frowned upon even in coach.