Eric Replatformed
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I am color blind, so Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Hudson, and Jennifer Aniston all look like Jennifer Grey to me.
Cooking meth using the ancient Chinese secret of speed wokking.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Cooking meth using the ancient Chinese secret of speed wokking.
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I’m eating Sun chips even though it’s dark out.
Goddamned rebel right here.
Goddamned rebel right here.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m eating Sun chips even though it’s dark out.
Goddamned rebel right here.
Goddamned rebel right here.
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My doctor’s tongue depressor tasted like grape again. It can’t be sanitary to reuse popsicle sticks.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My doctor’s tongue depressor tasted like grape again. It can’t be sanitary to reuse popsicle sticks.
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don’t forget to thaw out your in-laws tonight
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
don’t forget to thaw out your in-laws tonight
The Detroit Lions: not tonight, we're on the Ragnow
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The Detroit Lions: not tonight, we're on the Ragnow
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me, after losing sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch: no, i still don’t find rfk jr attractive
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
me, after losing sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch: no, i still don’t find rfk jr attractive
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Tonight was the annual, “oh shit it’s going to snow” annual yard clean up. The hoses live to see another year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tonight was the annual, “oh shit it’s going to snow” annual yard clean up. The hoses live to see another year.
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Dear Alexa,
I said order new tongs, not...ooo... zebra print...
Nevermind.
I said order new tongs, not...ooo... zebra print...
Nevermind.
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Dear Alexa,
I said order new tongs, not...ooo... zebra print...
Nevermind.
I said order new tongs, not...ooo... zebra print...
Nevermind.
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
Your stuff is fine but your choice of reposts is suspect at best and complete garbage at worst
- use case for "turn off reposts" by user
- use case for "turn off reposts" by user
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Your stuff is fine but your choice of reposts is suspect at best and complete garbage at worst
- use case for "turn off reposts" by user
- use case for "turn off reposts" by user
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A couple good things about being the host for a holiday gathering is not having to travel and also having your own bedroom to retreat to if you need a little break from everyone or the perfect place to stress eat a whole pie in peace
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A couple good things about being the host for a holiday gathering is not having to travel and also having your own bedroom to retreat to if you need a little break from everyone or the perfect place to stress eat a whole pie in peace
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Today, a cashier had to give me back 87 cents in change and it was like watching them work out a problem in abstract algebra.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Today, a cashier had to give me back 87 cents in change and it was like watching them work out a problem in abstract algebra.
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trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
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Dilemma: I can only find one pair of reading glasses and I need reading glasses to fix my reading glasses.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Dilemma: I can only find one pair of reading glasses and I need reading glasses to fix my reading glasses.
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If one were working on a submersible marine vessel and looking for a sour fruit to supplement your Vitamin C consumption, I’m guessing a sublime would be at the top of your list.
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If one were working on a submersible marine vessel and looking for a sour fruit to supplement your Vitamin C consumption, I’m guessing a sublime would be at the top of your list.
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I know how to make contact with the dead. I've got it down to a séance.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I know how to make contact with the dead. I've got it down to a séance.
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gtfo if your cranberry sauce isn’t shaped like a can like nature intended
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
gtfo if your cranberry sauce isn’t shaped like a can like nature intended
Less Than Zero
- how much work I am going to get done today
- how much work I am going to get done today
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Less Than Zero
- how much work I am going to get done today
- how much work I am going to get done today
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Watching “Men In Black: International“ if you’re wondering how hot my evening is 🔥
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Watching “Men In Black: International“ if you’re wondering how hot my evening is 🔥
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At this point, our wealthiest citizens are such unrelenting sociopaths that the three Christmas ghosts don’t even bother trying.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
At this point, our wealthiest citizens are such unrelenting sociopaths that the three Christmas ghosts don’t even bother trying.
An old school horror movie/game show crissover... The Vincent Price is Right
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
An old school horror movie/game show crissover... The Vincent Price is Right
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When Bob Barker said to spay and neuter your pets, i always felt like he was calling my cat a whore
December 28, 2024 at 4:36 PM
When Bob Barker said to spay and neuter your pets, i always felt like he was calling my cat a whore
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ME: Hello am I the 911th caller??
911 OPERATOR: What? No?
ME: *house burning down around me* darn okay
911 OPERATOR: What? No?
ME: *house burning down around me* darn okay
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
ME: Hello am I the 911th caller??
911 OPERATOR: What? No?
ME: *house burning down around me* darn okay
911 OPERATOR: What? No?
ME: *house burning down around me* darn okay
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I read that a banana a day can cleanse your colon
Apparently you’re supposed to eat them…
Apparently you’re supposed to eat them…
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I read that a banana a day can cleanse your colon
Apparently you’re supposed to eat them…
Apparently you’re supposed to eat them…