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Eric Replatformed

@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · Aug 31

It's not "creeping" fascism when it gives up all pretense of stealth.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · Aug 4

Yeah I'll like your post that's been at 69 all day, ruining a 69 is my signature move

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 6h

plagiarizing the last 15 years of simpsons jokes because nobody’s ever heard them

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 6h

I got in touch with my inner self today.

On a related note I need to buy stronger toilet paper.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 6h

Would it be the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect if Stevie Wonder and Alanis Morissette sang "Ebony and Irony"??

Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 7h

From cliche to clich-z they have every tired trope covered.

Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 7h

Between Herbstreit, Romo, Aikman, and Collinsworth I may never listen to tv broadcast of an NFL game ever again.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16h

*writing my dating ad*
As-is. Needs TLC. Tons of potential for investors

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 8h

Found a photo of my parents taking me out trick or treating. Hard to believe it’s almost been a whole year.

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Murderously Matt 🎃 @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 7h

I feel like the elder god that is dreaming our reality needs a fluffier pillow or something

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 8h

Also they are decades out of style

Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 8h

The Supreme Court is like a mullet -- their business is affront and their party is in our rears.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 9h

Trump 2: Menace 2 Society

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 9h

Trump 2: The Chronicles of Tiny Red Dick

Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 9h

Trump 2: Back to the 1850's

Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 9h

Trump 2: Electric Chair Boogaloo

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 6d

"Chucklehead" is a title ready for bestowing upon chuckleheads of any gender (except the headless)

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 9h

Fundamentalists want to ban books because in their tiny little minds, something has to be written down to be true.

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 9h

Prior to today, I would have assumed "Who would start a war over the Nobel Peace Prize?" would have been a rhetorical question.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 9h

My porn movie flopped because I forgot to add nude scenes

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 10h

I’m not supposed to check my blood pressure after having caffeine or while I’m drinking booze…which doesn’t leave many opportunities tbh.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 6d

The best part about Halloween is that your closet skeletons make great yard decorations.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 15h

(Nasally) Ohhhh the bourgeoisie oooowns the means of production and exploits the working class to generate profiiit.

- red whine

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 15h

The pieces are falling into place

- Rube Goldberg, probably

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 15h

Me: *goes to sleep at a semi-normal time for once*

Smoke alarm: Would now be a bad time to loudly demand a battery change for the first time in four years?

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Of Damage and Devotion @broonsy.bsky.social · 17h

I may not be for everyone, but everyone's not for me either.

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