John
@johncnj.bsky.social
Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
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John
@johncnj.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
Why is it always ‘be the change you wish to see in the world’ and never be the large denomination bills? Seems like we should be setting our goals just a little bit higher.
February 10, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Why is it always ‘be the change you wish to see in the world’ and never be the large denomination bills? Seems like we should be setting our goals just a little bit higher.
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now that we have drafts I'm certain I won't use them for evil
February 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
now that we have drafts I'm certain I won't use them for evil
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has anyone else noticed that “peanuts” and “penis” sound pretty similar.
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
has anyone else noticed that “peanuts” and “penis” sound pretty similar.
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This carpet is super fancy! A shag?
This carpet is super! Fancy a shag?
Punctuation matters.
This carpet is super! Fancy a shag?
Punctuation matters.
February 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
This carpet is super fancy! A shag?
This carpet is super! Fancy a shag?
Punctuation matters.
This carpet is super! Fancy a shag?
Punctuation matters.
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I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
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Inadvertently started a chain reaction in the Safeway greeting cards section by accidentally grabbing two envelopes for one card, so now the next person will borrow an envelope from different cards, which will eventually lead to utter destruction & madness.
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Inadvertently started a chain reaction in the Safeway greeting cards section by accidentally grabbing two envelopes for one card, so now the next person will borrow an envelope from different cards, which will eventually lead to utter destruction & madness.
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I just watched five minutes of Industry for the first time and I am basically just understanding the finance stuff in terms of tone the way a dog understands human language.
February 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I just watched five minutes of Industry for the first time and I am basically just understanding the finance stuff in terms of tone the way a dog understands human language.
I’d have a hard time believing that this was real except experience has taught me otherwise.
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I’d have a hard time believing that this was real except experience has taught me otherwise.
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The lyrics to most of Kid Rock's songs trigger the requirement to report exposure to his son.
February 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The lyrics to most of Kid Rock's songs trigger the requirement to report exposure to his son.
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who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
News reports say to expect a big bump in coming utility bills. But what if I don’t do drugs?
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
News reports say to expect a big bump in coming utility bills. But what if I don’t do drugs?
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Now that we have drafts, I can finally take the time to workshop my errant toilet thoughts.
February 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Now that we have drafts, I can finally take the time to workshop my errant toilet thoughts.
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Whenever I say time constraints, I picture a clock and a watch handcuffed to one another. They like it.
February 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Whenever I say time constraints, I picture a clock and a watch handcuffed to one another. They like it.
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I keep hitting Drafts, but no beer pops up. Total bullshit.
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I keep hitting Drafts, but no beer pops up. Total bullshit.
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Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
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Imagine a reply guy's drafts folder
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Imagine a reply guy's drafts folder
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𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 by the Doobie Brothers is my favorite song about coffee.
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 AM
𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 by the Doobie Brothers is my favorite song about coffee.
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
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Wait they didn’t have drafts before?? You’ve all been able to see these posts?????
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Wait they didn’t have drafts before?? You’ve all been able to see these posts?????
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the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
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i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying
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Congrats to overthinkers and perfectionists but I mostly use drafts to do posts where I need to remember some factual aspect of what I’m trying to get at and then I’ll come back to it two months later and read “Scooby Doo sandwich is the hatm” and think what the fuck was I smoking
February 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Congrats to overthinkers and perfectionists but I mostly use drafts to do posts where I need to remember some factual aspect of what I’m trying to get at and then I’ll come back to it two months later and read “Scooby Doo sandwich is the hatm” and think what the fuck was I smoking
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Kid rock being famous is proof that white patriarchal privilege exists because what the actual fuck, guys
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Kid rock being famous is proof that white patriarchal privilege exists because what the actual fuck, guys
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he literally dangled from power lines meant to symbolize the dilapidated Puerto Rican power grid
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
he literally dangled from power lines meant to symbolize the dilapidated Puerto Rican power grid