John
@johncnj.bsky.social
Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
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John
@johncnj.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
I’m sorry, but reverse cowgirl has never worked for me because I can’t stop thinking about all the cattle escaping.
February 11, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I’m sorry, but reverse cowgirl has never worked for me because I can’t stop thinking about all the cattle escaping.
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A new party game called am I frightened or making sex sounds (I'm always frightened)
February 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
A new party game called am I frightened or making sex sounds (I'm always frightened)
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I will always be there for you (threat).
February 11, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I will always be there for you (threat).
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Just passed a Baskin Robbin’s that had a sign in the window that said “NO CASH KEPT IN STORE OVERNIGHT.” Please! Like I’d be breaking in for cash!
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Just passed a Baskin Robbin’s that had a sign in the window that said “NO CASH KEPT IN STORE OVERNIGHT.” Please! Like I’d be breaking in for cash!
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been dancing on my phone for hours and still can't get this two-step verification to work
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
been dancing on my phone for hours and still can't get this two-step verification to work
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if you call yourself a “manfluencer” to my face i’m allowed to snap your dumbass glasses right in two
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
if you call yourself a “manfluencer” to my face i’m allowed to snap your dumbass glasses right in two
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hope its not a murphy bed or she might get stood up (canned laughter)
currently making a date with my bed for valentines day
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
hope its not a murphy bed or she might get stood up (canned laughter)
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I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
FDA declines to review Moderna's mRNA flu shot
Under Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Food and Drug Administration has taken an aggressive stance against mRNA technology.
www.nbcnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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It's pretty funny Epstein is constantly talking about what a piece of shit trump is
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's pretty funny Epstein is constantly talking about what a piece of shit trump is
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I can still remember the days when Trump was only in the Epstein files 38,000 times instead of over 1,000,000. Oh wait that was yesterday.
February 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I can still remember the days when Trump was only in the Epstein files 38,000 times instead of over 1,000,000. Oh wait that was yesterday.
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You don't gotta be born with a silver spoon in your mouth to be a prick, but it helps.
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
You don't gotta be born with a silver spoon in your mouth to be a prick, but it helps.
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*hearing about a horrific, bonkers-sounding conspiracy theory*
me in 2010: lol people will believe anything
me now: and honestly that's probably only the tip of the iceberg. that's just what they're letting us know about, i bet it's way worse
me in 2010: lol people will believe anything
me now: and honestly that's probably only the tip of the iceberg. that's just what they're letting us know about, i bet it's way worse
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
*hearing about a horrific, bonkers-sounding conspiracy theory*
me in 2010: lol people will believe anything
me now: and honestly that's probably only the tip of the iceberg. that's just what they're letting us know about, i bet it's way worse
me in 2010: lol people will believe anything
me now: and honestly that's probably only the tip of the iceberg. that's just what they're letting us know about, i bet it's way worse
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The ‘American Sovereignty’ ads trying to convince us ICE is full of family people are not working. We can see that ICE is made up of vicious sadistic thugs who want to hurt anyone not like them. They are hired for their cruelty and ignorant stupidity.
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The ‘American Sovereignty’ ads trying to convince us ICE is full of family people are not working. We can see that ICE is made up of vicious sadistic thugs who want to hurt anyone not like them. They are hired for their cruelty and ignorant stupidity.
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Wonder how much Epstein stuff David Pecker had (see National Enquirer safe) and then destroyed?
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Wonder how much Epstein stuff David Pecker had (see National Enquirer safe) and then destroyed?
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He truly believes he is president for half the country. I don't care if you support him or not, you know that is wrong.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
February 10, 2026 at 10:36 PM
He truly believes he is president for half the country. I don't care if you support him or not, you know that is wrong.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
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Howard Lutnick REMAINED friends with Jeffrey Epstein AFTER Epstein had his first conviction for bring a pedophile.
Lutnick should resign.
Pass it on.
Lutnick should resign.
Pass it on.
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Howard Lutnick REMAINED friends with Jeffrey Epstein AFTER Epstein had his first conviction for bring a pedophile.
Lutnick should resign.
Pass it on.
Lutnick should resign.
Pass it on.
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Let's just stop with the "I deeply regrets" when you're caught in the Epstein files. You only regret that you got caught. We're not stupid, you perverts.
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Let's just stop with the "I deeply regrets" when you're caught in the Epstein files. You only regret that you got caught. We're not stupid, you perverts.
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Any update on President Maduro or is everyone distracted with all the other crazy shit Trump does?
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Any update on President Maduro or is everyone distracted with all the other crazy shit Trump does?
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“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”
Works for me.
Works for me.
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”
Works for me.
Works for me.
Horrifying scene today when a Somali plane crashed in the Indian Ocean. Also horrifying that as a child of the 70’s I automatically see this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Horrifying scene today when a Somali plane crashed in the Indian Ocean. Also horrifying that as a child of the 70’s I automatically see this.
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Don't hang out where cattle graze after midnight. It's pasture bedtime.
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Don't hang out where cattle graze after midnight. It's pasture bedtime.
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I’m not that impressed by two years of commitment
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I’m not that impressed by two years of commitment
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just found out the puppy bowl (12mil) got twice as many viewers as the tpusa halftime show (6mil) and im extremely disappointed at how few viewers that is. the puppy bowl deserved better.
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
just found out the puppy bowl (12mil) got twice as many viewers as the tpusa halftime show (6mil) and im extremely disappointed at how few viewers that is. the puppy bowl deserved better.
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I'm pretty confident we wouldn't be seeing Kamala fighting to protect herself from allegations of raping children, nor her staff being dragged in front of Congress weekly for lying about raping children and murdering citizens.
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I'm pretty confident we wouldn't be seeing Kamala fighting to protect herself from allegations of raping children, nor her staff being dragged in front of Congress weekly for lying about raping children and murdering citizens.
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“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”
February 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”