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Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
Anytime I do a posting that gets a good amount of interaction, I find it good form to follow-up with quite a few that suck as sort of a pallet cleanser.
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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A coworker says “Great Morning” instead of “Good Morning” and I feel like that should be a fireable offense.
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Thanks to these handy text alerts from the post office, I almost never need to go outside or put on pants. I'd put my pants on 3-4 times some days just for mail checking. Now it's a one-and-done pants application, saving me valuable time I can use for my many many breakdowns every day
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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I tell my wife I'm the boss like every husband does.

Quietly whispered to myself when I'm absolutely certain she's out of earshot.
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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Incredible week for Lynns Swann.
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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I think we should each be allowed to choose one detachable body part.
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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Emo's like to communicate in short and long sighs, it's called morose code.
February 10, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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Sometimes I want to be like Oprah and give each of you a car but Hot Wheels®️ are really expensive these days.
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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all of my posts today were supposed to be drafts. imagine my surprise.
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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Playfully toeing that line between high-functioning weirdo and low-functioning normie
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Trad Cath who’s equally mad about Bad Bunny doing the Super Bowl in Spanish and mass not being in Latin after Vatican II
February 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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No, Chuck, you’re making them the fifth highest paid military in the world. You ain’t reforming shit.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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Whether it's Bad Bunny giving his Grammy to a child or Kid Rock singing "I like ’em underage, see, some say that’s statutory but I say it’s mandatory," both artists have reached out to your nation's young people.
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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4 months after Trump pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, Forbes reports that Binance now holds $4.7 billion of the $5.4 billion supply of Trump’s World Liberty Financial stablecoin. That is 87%. It is the largest corruption scandal in the history of the US presidency.
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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It is very funny that Elon talks about building a city on Mars or a city on the Moon when we all know him building a city in Indiana would be an unmitigated disaster
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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If Bad Bunny can cover the history of Puerto Rico, colonialism, transatlantic slavery, hemispheric consciousness, as well as contemporary life and politics in under 14 minutes, you can do your 15- or 20-minute conference presentation with time to spare.
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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This is sickening. For comparison, this is more than the Department of Energy spent for all solar power and wind power R&D for the whole country.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.

If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Repub Congressman Calls for Formal Inquiry Into the Epstein Files- oh sorry I mean Bad Bunny Super Bowl show cause nothing twists a Repub’s vag more than ppl choosing love over hate
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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Jon Stewart nailed it tonight when he asked why is it the Super Bowl halftime performer’s responsibility to unify the country and not somebody else’s.
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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They kidnapped this lady, sent her to another state, lied about her, and put her through hell.

This administration needs to face real consequences.
An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
Immigration Court Drops Case Against Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk
The Turkish national had been arrested by plainclothes federal officers outside her apartment.
on.wsj.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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"I'm going to Mars" "I'm going to the moon" You can't even go to visit your children
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 18h
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Since there is so little good news recently, it really warmed the cockles of my heart to see him referred to as Nutlick in the closed captioning of the news yesterday.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?

LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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MAGA is never going to beat mainstream culture when it comes to music, so they should start counter-programming with things that play to their strengths.

A webinar about reducing the amount of child support you have to pay,, something like that.
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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“All you ever talk about is the Epstein files” - Former Benghazi advocates.
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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The real news here is Peter Navarro saying lower jobs numbers *are good* because they (supposedly) indicate fewer immigrants are working in the US. Trump-MAGA ideology values sheer numbers of removals over pretty much all else because their top priority is ethnic reengineering.
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM