John
@johncnj.bsky.social
Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
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John
@johncnj.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
I’m not opposed to buying generic, but after that experience with the Rhesus Peanut-butter Cups I find myself being far more careful.
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I’m not opposed to buying generic, but after that experience with the Rhesus Peanut-butter Cups I find myself being far more careful.
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look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
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Today someone bid me adieu. Not to be undone, I bid two dieus.
February 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Today someone bid me adieu. Not to be undone, I bid two dieus.
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[Olympic tryouts]
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
[Olympic tryouts]
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
“Your event?”
“Downhill.”
“Skiing?”
“No. Just going downhill.”
“Huh?”
“Here’s my resume and a picture of me in college.”
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"I'm a dog person."
So you--you're like a werewolf?
So you--you're like a werewolf?
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
"I'm a dog person."
So you--you're like a werewolf?
So you--you're like a werewolf?
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Never felt unstoppable before. Highkey stoppable at all times
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Never felt unstoppable before. Highkey stoppable at all times
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sorry to get all “political” but we should try to have a society that isnt run by an elite cabal of known pedophiles
February 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
sorry to get all “political” but we should try to have a society that isnt run by an elite cabal of known pedophiles
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most of you guys don't need to worry about the existence of drafts lowering the quality of your posts
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
most of you guys don't need to worry about the existence of drafts lowering the quality of your posts
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There was a #StarTrekProdigy Art Book in the works. I was going to co-write it.
It went into limbo when it was removed from Paramount+ with uncertainty if Season Two would find a home. Then more uncertainty when Paramount was merging with Skydance.
If you want it — Trek fans should rally for it!
It went into limbo when it was removed from Paramount+ with uncertainty if Season Two would find a home. Then more uncertainty when Paramount was merging with Skydance.
If you want it — Trek fans should rally for it!
That said, if they don't release a #StarTrekProdigy art book it will be a literal crime.
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
There was a #StarTrekProdigy Art Book in the works. I was going to co-write it.
It went into limbo when it was removed from Paramount+ with uncertainty if Season Two would find a home. Then more uncertainty when Paramount was merging with Skydance.
If you want it — Trek fans should rally for it!
It went into limbo when it was removed from Paramount+ with uncertainty if Season Two would find a home. Then more uncertainty when Paramount was merging with Skydance.
If you want it — Trek fans should rally for it!
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Someone should ask every single one of them this question.
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Someone should ask every single one of them this question.
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If you have to buy a statement of innocence from a convicted child abuser, you are many things, but innocent is not one of them.
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
If you have to buy a statement of innocence from a convicted child abuser, you are many things, but innocent is not one of them.
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
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The King of England is talking about criminal charges for his own brother (for his association with Epstein) meanwhile America can't even get rid of Howard fucking Lutnick
February 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The King of England is talking about criminal charges for his own brother (for his association with Epstein) meanwhile America can't even get rid of Howard fucking Lutnick
Oh shit, I’ve run out of drafts. Now I’ll just have to plan to be spontaneous.
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Oh shit, I’ve run out of drafts. Now I’ll just have to plan to be spontaneous.
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why does “You’ve read your last free article.” always feel like a death threat
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
why does “You’ve read your last free article.” always feel like a death threat
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for decades, people named Corey have had no one to look up to. no one who could be a role model. no one to proudly carry the name Corey to fame and glory. today, that will not change
February 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
for decades, people named Corey have had no one to look up to. no one who could be a role model. no one to proudly carry the name Corey to fame and glory. today, that will not change
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I would absolutely take gold in Men's Uphill Clutching the Ski Lift and Screaming.
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I would absolutely take gold in Men's Uphill Clutching the Ski Lift and Screaming.
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As a society that started using "on the reg" because it was too much work to pronounce "regularly," we were kind of doomed anyway.
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
As a society that started using "on the reg" because it was too much work to pronounce "regularly," we were kind of doomed anyway.
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If we all reply "yikes" when people post these awful caricature style AI self-portraits, it would definitely help
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
If we all reply "yikes" when people post these awful caricature style AI self-portraits, it would definitely help
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I know we're all mad about ICE/DHS but we also need to be mad about RFK Jr.
He's killing -- and is setting the stage to kill -- waaaaay more people than DHS does, it's just that it happens quietly and in people's homes. Vaccine recommendations matter. Lying under oath matters.
IMPEACH RFK JR
He's killing -- and is setting the stage to kill -- waaaaay more people than DHS does, it's just that it happens quietly and in people's homes. Vaccine recommendations matter. Lying under oath matters.
IMPEACH RFK JR
Three members of Congress and the governor of Hawai'i, a medical doctor who responded to the measles outbreak in Samoa, are calling for RFK Jr's resignation. Emails now reveal he lied under oath about his antivax role in those 83 deaths.
RFK Jr misled Senate during confirmation, Congress members and Hawaii governor say
Newly revealed emails undermine Kennedy’s testimony about 2019 Samoa trip ahead of deadly measles outbreak
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I know we're all mad about ICE/DHS but we also need to be mad about RFK Jr.
He's killing -- and is setting the stage to kill -- waaaaay more people than DHS does, it's just that it happens quietly and in people's homes. Vaccine recommendations matter. Lying under oath matters.
IMPEACH RFK JR
He's killing -- and is setting the stage to kill -- waaaaay more people than DHS does, it's just that it happens quietly and in people's homes. Vaccine recommendations matter. Lying under oath matters.
IMPEACH RFK JR
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Bad Bunny has a foundation called Good Bunny that distributes musical instruments, art supplies and sports equipment and funds programs to help children improve their lives. If you were looking for leadership you found it. God bless that dude.🙏
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Bad Bunny has a foundation called Good Bunny that distributes musical instruments, art supplies and sports equipment and funds programs to help children improve their lives. If you were looking for leadership you found it. God bless that dude.🙏
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If Dems are smart they will pull on the Lutnick thread.
Massie on Howard Lutnick: "He should just resign. Three people in Great Britain resigned for less than what we've seen Howard Lutnick lie about. He clearly went to the island, if we believe what's in these files. He was in business with Jeffrey Epstein."
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
If Dems are smart they will pull on the Lutnick thread.
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I wrote about the right-wing Super Bowl halftime show as part of a larger project to create and maintain an unreality in which the American right is culturally and politically dominant.
The worst part: It works.
badfaithtimes.com/nothing-real...
The worst part: It works.
badfaithtimes.com/nothing-real...
Nothing Real Can Emerge From The American Right's Unreality
The idea that the US is split exactly down the middle politically and culturally infiltrates everything
badfaithtimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I wrote about the right-wing Super Bowl halftime show as part of a larger project to create and maintain an unreality in which the American right is culturally and politically dominant.
The worst part: It works.
badfaithtimes.com/nothing-real...
The worst part: It works.
badfaithtimes.com/nothing-real...