John
@johncnj.bsky.social
Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
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John
@johncnj.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
I’m going to assume that the term ‘low-engagement voter’ is a polite euphemism for stupid people.
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I’m going to assume that the term ‘low-engagement voter’ is a polite euphemism for stupid people.
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Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
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It's not a real relationship until you occasionally hate the other person's stupid face.
February 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
It's not a real relationship until you occasionally hate the other person's stupid face.
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Saw Michael Stipe in a rental car. He was singing "Everybody Hertz."
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Saw Michael Stipe in a rental car. He was singing "Everybody Hertz."
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my mom played 90s rock music for me in the womb so now i can't hear an electric guitar play a minor 7 chord without being reminded of the primordial soup
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
my mom played 90s rock music for me in the womb so now i can't hear an electric guitar play a minor 7 chord without being reminded of the primordial soup
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Cartoons led me to believe rakes would be a much bigger problem.
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Cartoons led me to believe rakes would be a much bigger problem.
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if the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie you may be entitled to compensation
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
if the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie you may be entitled to compensation
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THIS COLD DARK RECTANGLE OF SAD AND GLASS IS NOT GIVING ME THE SUPPORT AND COMFORT I REQUIRE.
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
THIS COLD DARK RECTANGLE OF SAD AND GLASS IS NOT GIVING ME THE SUPPORT AND COMFORT I REQUIRE.
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pessimist: the glass is half empty
optimist: the glass is half full
optometrist: the glasses will be $700
optimist: the glass is half full
optometrist: the glasses will be $700
February 12, 2026 at 8:32 PM
pessimist: the glass is half empty
optimist: the glass is half full
optometrist: the glasses will be $700
optimist: the glass is half full
optometrist: the glasses will be $700
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Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
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Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
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You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
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It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.
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Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change—all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money.
WATCH: Trump, EPA's Zeldin announce end of scientific basis for U.S. action on climate change
The Trump administration on Thursday revoked a scientific finding that long has been the central basis for U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, the most aggressiv...
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February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change—all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money.
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Pam Bondi did not even turn around to look at the women, then girls, who were victimized by Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, and many other perpetrators. She turned her back on them. The whole world saw it. This is who she is. Dwell on this.
February 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Pam Bondi did not even turn around to look at the women, then girls, who were victimized by Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, and many other perpetrators. She turned her back on them. The whole world saw it. This is who she is. Dwell on this.
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You know, in a pinch you might use the top of the tank or even the lid, you don't have to use the exact surface people put their sweaty shit asses.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
You know, in a pinch you might use the top of the tank or even the lid, you don't have to use the exact surface people put their sweaty shit asses.
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If my ancestors made it across the plains pulling handcarts, I can make it through this 14-page Gavin Newsom profile in the New Yorker.
February 12, 2026 at 9:57 PM
If my ancestors made it across the plains pulling handcarts, I can make it through this 14-page Gavin Newsom profile in the New Yorker.
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I hereby revoke the scientific finding of gravity. Everyone can now fly.
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I hereby revoke the scientific finding of gravity. Everyone can now fly.
Nobody cared that Jimmy cracked KoЯn either.
February 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Nobody cared that Jimmy cracked KoЯn either.
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My mind is like a junk drawer. You open it looking for a screwdriver. You find 12 batteries, a takeout menu, and something disgusting and sticky.
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
My mind is like a junk drawer. You open it looking for a screwdriver. You find 12 batteries, a takeout menu, and something disgusting and sticky.
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the Andes mountains got their name because someone misheard "and these mountains" in a meeting and everyone was too polite to correct them
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
the Andes mountains got their name because someone misheard "and these mountains" in a meeting and everyone was too polite to correct them
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i enjoyed the giggles, but could have done without the shits
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
i enjoyed the giggles, but could have done without the shits
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Annnd there she goes, now that other people have done the real work and she thinks the crisis is over, running to the head of the parade
Minnesotans stood together, stared down ICE, and never blinked.
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Annnd there she goes, now that other people have done the real work and she thinks the crisis is over, running to the head of the parade
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I know 1 thing for certain.
A Kamala Harris appointed AG would not start talking about stock numbers when asked about the Epstein files.
A Kamala Harris appointed AG would not start talking about stock numbers when asked about the Epstein files.
February 12, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I know 1 thing for certain.
A Kamala Harris appointed AG would not start talking about stock numbers when asked about the Epstein files.
A Kamala Harris appointed AG would not start talking about stock numbers when asked about the Epstein files.