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Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
Oh, and another thing to like: a killer soundtrack.
open.spotify.com/playlist/6xh...
February 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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so funny that whenever i get a job offer and negotiation begins someone inevitably says “oh so this is about money”
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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if your money was on "oh my god you unbelievable dipshit why did you embarrass me on international television we are obviously not getting back together" congratulations please come collect your winnings
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Being a shell of yourself is better than being full of yourself.
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 AM
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little know fact, Mozart was short for Mozzarella Art
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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If Balloon Boy happened today the Pentagon would shoot him down with a laser.
February 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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A valentines day card that reads "sorry I went on your profile and liked all your posts"
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Sometimes I don't know something's bad until I deem it amazing, post it in front of the world, despair that no one likes it, then realize 24 hours in that it's garbage-ass shit
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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No child should be behind bars.

Yet hundreds of kids are being detained at Dilley Immigration Processing Center in Texas—some of them for months. www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
“I Have Been Here Too Long”: Read Letters from the Children Detained at ICE’s Dilley Facility
Hundreds of children are currently being held with their parents at an immigration detention center in Dilley, Texas. In letters and drawings, eight kids convey the pain of feeling trapped with no end...
www.propublica.org
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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*Epstein co-conspirators nervously watching the daily Dow closing average to see if they will be held accountable for their crimes.*
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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She’s going to prison.
You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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The MAGA regime says they will not commit to mandating ICE-Gestapo agents to remove face covering/masks and wear properly labeled uniforms.

That’s because ICE are terrorists and murderers and they are led by a dangerous criminal who is using them as his personal army.
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Rep. Balint: This is not a game, Secretary.

Bondi: I'm Attorney General.

Balint: Apologies, I couldn't tell.
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.

BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned

NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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It shouldn’t come as a surprise, but the world’s richest man (and human sourdough starter) has been spending his day retweeting completely false statistics on mass shootings and transgender people.

There are no community notes on the posts, and debunks by Grok are completely buried by replies.
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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one thing that comes across in these clips is that bondi is totally out of her depth. just an absolute lightweight. barely sentient.
holy shit -- Bondi's new tactic is refusing to answer Democratic questions, then using time during the next Republican questioner to smear the previous Democratic member and accuse them of being complicit in violence crimes
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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There is literally no better example of textbook fascistic thinking than "Who cares about human rights when the rich are doing so very well"
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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This is it.

Pam Bondi's sole job.

Protect Trump, criminals, and pedophiles.
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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If there isn’t any bipartisan effort to impeach Pam Bondi after her criminal clownery today, we should stop pretending Congress has any authority to enforce rule of law.
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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I mean there have been A LOT of crazy moments of Trump officials testifying before Congress over the years, but Attorney General Pam Bondi ranting about the stock market during a House Judiciary hearing - amidst questions about Epstein, ICE, and political prosecutions - has gotta make the Top 3.
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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RASKIN: Do you think it would violate the emoluments clause for the president to work out a deal to get money in one of these lawsuits against the government?

BONDI: I'm not going to discuss pending litigation
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Remarkable: Trump's deranged threat to block the bridge connecting Detroit to Canada is backfiring, giving Dems a big issue in 2026 races in Michigan, which could help decide control of Congress.

Michigan Dems tell me they'll use this against Republicans big time:
newrepublic.com/article/2064...
Trump Tirade over Bridge to Canada Backfires, Handing Dems 2026 Weapon
His corrupt threat to block the opening of the Gordie Howe Bridge is about to become a big albatross around the necks of GOP candidates in pivotal Michigan.
newrepublic.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I’ve got very little tolerance for the dudes who assume they’re the smartest guy in the room but are consistently proving that there’re not while lacking the self awareness to figure that out. I just wish the universe didn’t keep reminding me of that.
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Man I miss crop circles and skinny jeans.
February 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM