John
@johncnj.bsky.social
Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
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John
@johncnj.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
Can’t ignore the irony that despite being involved with several clusterfucks I’ve never fucked a single cluster. Or a married one either.
February 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Can’t ignore the irony that despite being involved with several clusterfucks I’ve never fucked a single cluster. Or a married one either.
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i’m going to costco does anyone need a lot
February 7, 2026 at 11:10 PM
i’m going to costco does anyone need a lot
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I will continue to rate everything that asks for a rating either a 1 out of 10, 1 star, or a frowny face. You are not entitled to a rating. If you did a really good or really bad job, I will tell you. Leave me the fuck alone after our business is done
February 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I will continue to rate everything that asks for a rating either a 1 out of 10, 1 star, or a frowny face. You are not entitled to a rating. If you did a really good or really bad job, I will tell you. Leave me the fuck alone after our business is done
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Although I don't know much about sports betting, I put a two dollar wager on my Super Bowl team to show.
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Although I don't know much about sports betting, I put a two dollar wager on my Super Bowl team to show.
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The Super Bowl is turning 60 which means it’s likely divorced, wearing an Ed Hardy shirt & hitting on women half its age.
February 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The Super Bowl is turning 60 which means it’s likely divorced, wearing an Ed Hardy shirt & hitting on women half its age.
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talking about the weather is generally the lowest form of discourse but i can’t hold it in anymore: this weather is bullshit
February 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
talking about the weather is generally the lowest form of discourse but i can’t hold it in anymore: this weather is bullshit
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Ossoff: "You're seeing what I'm seeing, right? The president posting about the Obamas like a Klansman."
February 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Ossoff: "You're seeing what I'm seeing, right? The president posting about the Obamas like a Klansman."
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Tax cuts for giant corporations and the super rich.
Paid for by cuts to the social safety net for everyone else.
Trickle-up economics.
Paid for by cuts to the social safety net for everyone else.
Trickle-up economics.
February 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Tax cuts for giant corporations and the super rich.
Paid for by cuts to the social safety net for everyone else.
Trickle-up economics.
Paid for by cuts to the social safety net for everyone else.
Trickle-up economics.
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Trump is going to die, and soon. The apparatus that put him in place will still be there. Electing anyone not determined to tear it down will guarantee it will happen over and over and over. The Democratic establishment is not living up to the moment. We're allowed to be pissed at them over that.
February 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Trump is going to die, and soon. The apparatus that put him in place will still be there. Electing anyone not determined to tear it down will guarantee it will happen over and over and over. The Democratic establishment is not living up to the moment. We're allowed to be pissed at them over that.
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"Which theatre of war were you deployed to, grandpa?"
"The movie theatre. It was hell."
"The movie theatre. It was hell."
Acive duty military are being ordered to buy a ticket to Melania and watch it, whether they want to, or not. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...
Military Pressured to See ‘Melania’ Against Their Will
A military group has evidence of troops being ordered into theater—the movie theater.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
"Which theatre of war were you deployed to, grandpa?"
"The movie theatre. It was hell."
"The movie theatre. It was hell."
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“The reason Trump didn’t apologize for the Obama post is because he is a small, petty, fragile man who cannot take responsibility for his own actions. And the second reason, frankly, is because he is a racist.”
February 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
“The reason Trump didn’t apologize for the Obama post is because he is a small, petty, fragile man who cannot take responsibility for his own actions. And the second reason, frankly, is because he is a racist.”
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Someone should look into that.
I hate to break it to you, but cops have been told they're above the law for a lot longer than that, in this country.
Even under a best case scenario — Dems take the WH in 2028, ICE and BP are abolished or rebuilt from scratch — we’re still going to have thousands of angry, unemployed, well-armed, MAGA loyalist former immigration cops who have been told for 3-4 years that they’re above the law.
February 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Someone should look into that.
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Hey man. You work at a newspaper. Have some self respect and try to write at least one sentence that doesn’t feel like sandpaper on my eyeballs.
Breaking — Will Lewis out at the Washington Post. He just sent this email to staff (shared with me by staffer):
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Hey man. You work at a newspaper. Have some self respect and try to write at least one sentence that doesn’t feel like sandpaper on my eyeballs.
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will lewis resigning to spend more time with the darkness
February 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
will lewis resigning to spend more time with the darkness
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RFK Jr with his eugenics really is the equivalent of dr Joseph Mengele
Both are monsters.
Both are monsters.
February 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
RFK Jr with his eugenics really is the equivalent of dr Joseph Mengele
Both are monsters.
Both are monsters.
Too bad he picked the wrong D’Onofrio.
February 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Too bad he picked the wrong D’Onofrio.
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"take a hike" oh you care about my cardiovascular health? thank you!
February 7, 2026 at 9:07 PM
"take a hike" oh you care about my cardiovascular health? thank you!
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If you don't have anything weird to say, then don’t talk at all.
February 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
If you don't have anything weird to say, then don’t talk at all.
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Shout out to the free samples lady who gave me the Heimlich
February 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Shout out to the free samples lady who gave me the Heimlich
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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It's so funny how many people have had their brains pickled by X and Fox News and can't believe that SF remains one of the most amazing cities in the world.
February 7, 2026 at 9:07 PM
It's so funny how many people have had their brains pickled by X and Fox News and can't believe that SF remains one of the most amazing cities in the world.
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The athletes calling for a better America — or even saying they represent the best aims of America — are more truly patriotic than JD Vance could ever claim to be.
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
The athletes calling for a better America — or even saying they represent the best aims of America — are more truly patriotic than JD Vance could ever claim to be.
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It’s actually really easy to not be in the Epstein files, some of us do it every day
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
It’s actually really easy to not be in the Epstein files, some of us do it every day
I don’t know much about the Winter Olympics but it seems pretty counterintuitive to see a tall skater competing in the short program.
February 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I don’t know much about the Winter Olympics but it seems pretty counterintuitive to see a tall skater competing in the short program.