John
@johncnj.bsky.social
Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
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John
@johncnj.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
I suspect that it’s virtually impossible to purchase a trans-axle at a MAGA auto parts store.
February 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I suspect that it’s virtually impossible to purchase a trans-axle at a MAGA auto parts store.
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hang on i have an idea (drags couch into the shower)
July 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
hang on i have an idea (drags couch into the shower)
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Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Sometimes people come into your life, and that’s got to stop.
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if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
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Every day is a good day when you disassociate.
February 13, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Every day is a good day when you disassociate.
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Had Abraham Lincoln not died, today he would be 217 years old and 97 feet tall.
February 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Had Abraham Lincoln not died, today he would be 217 years old and 97 feet tall.
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Lying to children about how much you bang your shins when you’re older. Saying it’s rare, and it hurts less. Fear is only good for preventing the preventable.
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Lying to children about how much you bang your shins when you’re older. Saying it’s rare, and it hurts less. Fear is only good for preventing the preventable.
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Amateurs. I show my tits from balconies in New Orleans every day of the year.
February 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Amateurs. I show my tits from balconies in New Orleans every day of the year.
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I hate to tell you this, but there are a lot of dipshits out there
February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I hate to tell you this, but there are a lot of dipshits out there
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my new job at the EPA is to hunt and destroy every last goddamn bee they’ve ever saved
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
my new job at the EPA is to hunt and destroy every last goddamn bee they’ve ever saved
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"Vaccines and Tylenol bad!
Snorting cocaine off toilet seats good!"...🥴
Snorting cocaine off toilet seats good!"...🥴
February 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
"Vaccines and Tylenol bad!
Snorting cocaine off toilet seats good!"...🥴
Snorting cocaine off toilet seats good!"...🥴
Sadly nostalgic for the days when we had a President who knew how math worked.
Trump on drug prices: "They're coming down by 500, 600, 700 percent ... numbers nobody ever thought possible"
February 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Sadly nostalgic for the days when we had a President who knew how math worked.
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Dow is below 50,000. Does that mean pedophiles can be prosecuted now? Where is Pam Bondi?
February 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Dow is below 50,000. Does that mean pedophiles can be prosecuted now? Where is Pam Bondi?
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The way that American politicians have politicized fucking VACCINES is even more loathsome than their politicization of every other fucking apolitical thing.
February 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
The way that American politicians have politicized fucking VACCINES is even more loathsome than their politicization of every other fucking apolitical thing.
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The only thing worse than seeing strangers discuss politics on social media is hearing strangers do it in person
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The only thing worse than seeing strangers discuss politics on social media is hearing strangers do it in person
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Wanna watch a man drown and root for it?
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Wanna watch a man drown and root for it?
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In search of television that will absolutely not put me too in mind of the present troubles, I have been quite enjoying Elsbeth!
February 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
In search of television that will absolutely not put me too in mind of the present troubles, I have been quite enjoying Elsbeth!
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Pam Bondi is the definition of what could be a beautiful woman but her heart is so shriveled and decayed, she’s ugly as f*ck.
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Pam Bondi is the definition of what could be a beautiful woman but her heart is so shriveled and decayed, she’s ugly as f*ck.
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The president is overruling science to eliminate measures that protect us from pollution and environmental damage, mainly to benefit multinational corporations that have thrown money at his campaign, ballroom, and family.
It's simple corruption, and it will cost American lives and livelihoods.
It's simple corruption, and it will cost American lives and livelihoods.
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
The president is overruling science to eliminate measures that protect us from pollution and environmental damage, mainly to benefit multinational corporations that have thrown money at his campaign, ballroom, and family.
It's simple corruption, and it will cost American lives and livelihoods.
It's simple corruption, and it will cost American lives and livelihoods.
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The Trump Method™️
1) Promise to bring back manufacturing.
2) Enact tariffs that decimate manufacturing by raising costs.
3) Just say “Manufacturing is back!” despite a decline.
4) Morons eat it up, because they refuse to actually read about it.
Ta-da! 38% approval rating. You’re welcome.
1) Promise to bring back manufacturing.
2) Enact tariffs that decimate manufacturing by raising costs.
3) Just say “Manufacturing is back!” despite a decline.
4) Morons eat it up, because they refuse to actually read about it.
Ta-da! 38% approval rating. You’re welcome.
February 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The Trump Method™️
1) Promise to bring back manufacturing.
2) Enact tariffs that decimate manufacturing by raising costs.
3) Just say “Manufacturing is back!” despite a decline.
4) Morons eat it up, because they refuse to actually read about it.
Ta-da! 38% approval rating. You’re welcome.
1) Promise to bring back manufacturing.
2) Enact tariffs that decimate manufacturing by raising costs.
3) Just say “Manufacturing is back!” despite a decline.
4) Morons eat it up, because they refuse to actually read about it.
Ta-da! 38% approval rating. You’re welcome.
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If only there was some way of knowing that fascism would be so bad.
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
If only there was some way of knowing that fascism would be so bad.
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If he's talking, he's lying. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "We're the only country in the world that has mail in ballots"
February 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
If he's talking, he's lying. bsky.app/profile/atru...
I’m going to assume that the term ‘low-engagement voter’ is a polite euphemism for stupid people.
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I’m going to assume that the term ‘low-engagement voter’ is a polite euphemism for stupid people.
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Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
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It's not a real relationship until you occasionally hate the other person's stupid face.
February 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
It's not a real relationship until you occasionally hate the other person's stupid face.