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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 4h

i think i just dreamed a solution to a work problem i have

can’t decide if im happy about the solution or annoyed that im bothered enough to dream about work

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 3h

Well now that I know Dolly Parton is OK I guess I won’t slip into a depressive episode

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 3d

Blossoms in the canola.

Three fruit trees covered in white blossoms are in a field of bright yellow canola flowers.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 14h

I went to the store looking for something for a project and I saw this bunny toy that could work. And I realized it didn’t have the battery cover, but then I was like if I leave it, no one will buy it. It was like the story of Corduroy. So anyway now I own a bunny with no battery cover.

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 12h

A peach of a sunset tonight

Orange and pink sunset behind a palm tree

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 12h

Okay, I'll sit here with my mouth open and you guys just start chuck'n Drugz in.

(pam is back from aqua groove)

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 12h

Oh great

A screenshot that reads, "Subtropical Storm Activity Alert

Subtropical Storm Karen has formed in the N. Atlantic."

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 12h

Soon I'll be able to run along the bridge of colors once shredded, this time with a newfound perspective full of strums and humming. Three quarts of lemon oil are needed for the transference but I think the doc would get by with less

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 12h

Breakfast for dinner is the most important dinner of the day.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10h

You know what it is, the mind yearning to commune with the night and knowing not to say day things like talking to ambience solves nothing let's fuck up afternoons

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 1d

People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder

Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

Working from home with this view. Productivity: 2%. Serenity: 100%.

My backyard pond just after sunrise on a chilly fall morning, surrounded by tall grasses and trees with autumn foliage. The sky is filled with soft pink, purple and orange clouds reflecting on the calm water, creating a peaceful and scenic view.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 20h

My posts haven't been good this year or since 2015 really but you caught me at a bad time.

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 18h

I tell the fine people who work registers, "Please don't give me a receipt. I don't want to know."

And they all nod and smile in understanding.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 23h

the dumb little jokes will continue until morale improves, and after that too

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 1d

my fallback plan if this place fails is to lead a fulfilling life instead of posting

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Vlada Mars @vladamars.bsky.social · 1d

I hear music in the fog, in rainy days, in a melancholy of a fading sun, in falling leaves, and hearts that long for something more.

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 21h

Sometimes, when I'm having a gloomy type of day, I like to put my nose directly on some fresh baked bread and inhale that yeasty goodness right into my soul. Nevermind, that it is still in the oven when I do it. Just warming up.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 21h

What if all this time you were actually eating breaded fish dicks?

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19h

Man I can’t process any of this bullshit and now you want me to wear pants?

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 19h

I did make cookies about it. Have one, but I'm not saying what the secret ingredient is until after you eat it.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18h

Look what I found in my pocket. Guess I haven’t worn pants since the spring. We were younger, more innocent then…

A worn seed packet with about 5 cucumber seeds in it.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 18h

I want to be the kind of person you can call and ask if I still have the Elvis build a bear costume from 1999 and a child’s magic set. The answer, of course, will be yes and that I just need a little time to dig it out.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 21h

Only after his office flooded with paper from a collapsed bulletin board did Gary realize that it was a load-bearing pushpin.

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