Gary Muppet
@garymuppet.bsky.social
Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot
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Gary Muppet
@garymuppet.bsky.social
· Nov 17
57 minutes until sunset, driving down a gravel road and hoping the deer stay clear as he pretends there's no work in the morning.
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Get Your Shit Together, Charlie Brown
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Get Your Shit Together, Charlie Brown
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unfortunately I must say that I do love mariah carey's stupid christmas song
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
unfortunately I must say that I do love mariah carey's stupid christmas song
Now was the part of the Teams call where they finally let the lawyers speak. See? Gary had it 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺 right.
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Now was the part of the Teams call where they finally let the lawyers speak. See? Gary had it 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺 right.
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Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
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brining the turkey in Monster energy this year to offset the tryptophan
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
brining the turkey in Monster energy this year to offset the tryptophan
In his youth, he would have jumped to tap the awkwardly hanging exit sign. These days, Gary debated the likelihood of even leaving the ground.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
In his youth, he would have jumped to tap the awkwardly hanging exit sign. These days, Gary debated the likelihood of even leaving the ground.
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I get all googly-eyed after a quick trip to the craft store. I get all glittery, too
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I get all googly-eyed after a quick trip to the craft store. I get all glittery, too
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soylent green but with muppets: thread
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
soylent green but with muppets: thread
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officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
Not done today, but there’s a 4-day weekend coming up! Gary looked at his Thanksgiving break to-do list and spontaneously burst into flames.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Not done today, but there’s a 4-day weekend coming up! Gary looked at his Thanksgiving break to-do list and spontaneously burst into flames.
Gary looked up. He was in flyover country but these Canada geese were honking like they were taking ground transportation through Manhattan.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Gary looked up. He was in flyover country but these Canada geese were honking like they were taking ground transportation through Manhattan.
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All this time I thought David Lee Roth was a Muppet
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
All this time I thought David Lee Roth was a Muppet
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trampled! at the costco
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
trampled! at the costco
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Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
This pie was “rucked up beyond all recognition, boo.” They stared at each other for a moment before realizing Gary couldn’t spell rhubarb.
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This pie was “rucked up beyond all recognition, boo.” They stared at each other for a moment before realizing Gary couldn’t spell rhubarb.
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Super cali fragiolistic plantar fasciitis
October 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Super cali fragiolistic plantar fasciitis
🎶 Triangle Man, Triangle, Man 🎶 Gary started baseboards and is trying to cut right angles with a triangle, man.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
🎶 Triangle Man, Triangle, Man 🎶 Gary started baseboards and is trying to cut right angles with a triangle, man.
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
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Sorry I'm 3 days late, I was eating a pomegranate.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sorry I'm 3 days late, I was eating a pomegranate.
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They should make artificial dead houseplants, for when you don't want to be responsible for killing a real plant but you also don't want to give people the false impression that you can keep a plant alive.
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
They should make artificial dead houseplants, for when you don't want to be responsible for killing a real plant but you also don't want to give people the false impression that you can keep a plant alive.
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
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The printer at work says it needs a fuser I think it’s just making up problems now
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
The printer at work says it needs a fuser I think it’s just making up problems now
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They should put the Gilmore Girls in Fortnite
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
They should put the Gilmore Girls in Fortnite
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Once when I was very young, I had a dream that muppets were puppets. When I awoke, I ran crying to my parents and asked for comfort, but all they did was confirm that muppets are, in fact, puppets.
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Once when I was very young, I had a dream that muppets were puppets. When I awoke, I ran crying to my parents and asked for comfort, but all they did was confirm that muppets are, in fact, puppets.