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Gary Muppet
@garymuppet.bsky.social
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Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xdmrssx67g4mjhhcvqjefavz/feed/aaaknygufbgdu
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · Nov 17
57 minutes until sunset, driving down a gravel road and hoping the deer stay clear as he pretends there's no work in the morning.
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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 6h
Tonight I’m going to party like it’s…
never mind, it’s my bedtime.
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 14h
That’s true self care
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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 16h
In lieu of crying, I will eat all of these 3 Musketeers Minis
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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 18h
Meanwhile in #Portland
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 14h
Goddammit
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 14h
If that’s the way then that’s what I’ll do!
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 19h
Bright and early! Except the sun wasn’t up, and Gary was just dodging lightning as he ran to his car.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 20h
That’s the worst of the worst! You deserve to go back to bed after such trauma.
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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 20h
It's shocking how often I'm almost late for work at 9am for someone who is usually up between 2-3am each day
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 21h
[waiting for my morning coffee to be done]
Husband: Good Morning
Me: Calm tf down
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 20h
Having no coffee where there was suppose to be coffee is the ultimate morning betrayal.
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 20h
Just a minute ago I poured a nice hot cup of water. I forgot to put the grounds in the coffee maker 😭
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notdaredevil @skeptyk.bsky.social · 1d
Is that pumpkin spice tear gas?
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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · 1d
me as a basketball referee:

[blows whistle]
"Oh, wait, no. My bad."
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
FINALLY!! 🙌
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
😆
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
Pumpkin jerky!
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
‘tis the season
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
Rude
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
Nooooo 👻
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
Otherworldly whispers from another plane emanated from the abandoned cubicle, summoning the ancient evils of Windows Vista into Gary’s PC. 🎃
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 1d
We’re outta funding, buddy. Now we’re just saying things and running with it
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 1d
muppetized works of art: thread
Big Bird in Vincent van Gogh’s series called Sunflowers.
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Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 1d
77 and sunny does not pair well with my moody walk playlist
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 1d
In Hell, everyone watches you trying to parallel park.
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